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Because not all Hooters girls are Hookers - only the few and the yummy.

in Idiocracy Fuddruckers eventualy evolves into Buttfuckers in the far future

mmmarvel says

Because not all Hooters girls are Hookers - only the few and the yummy.

That's why we need to separate the chains ... 'Hooters' vs 'Hookers'.

The chain 'Hooters', is all about the d*ck tease and getting bozos to overpay for Buffalo wings.

'Hookers', on the other hand, allows the same Buffalo wings fan, to whip out a few Benjamins for the real deal! And thus, separates the El Cheapos for the guys who play for the real deal.

Their asses look too big to fit through the drive through window.

2, 1, 3, 5, 4

Rin says

5,2,4,1,3

Rin says

Really, is this so much to ask of?

No!

This is what the Founding Fathers intended Hooters to be.

2,3,1,5,4
My choice is close to errc

3,1,2,5,4

I can't believe you're over me already. That hurts, really.... I'm probably focused on completely different attributes, speaking as a non-lesbian woman, but I would rank them 3,5,1,2,4.

turtledove says

I can't believe you're over me already. That hurts, really.... I'm probably focused on completely different attributes, speaking as a non-lesbian woman, but I would rank them 3,5,1,2,4.

Turtledove, to us, and especially me, you will always be number uno.

In an alternate reality ...

After I see the following, where the Celtics win in the clutch

www.youtube.com/embed/K_uulujs-MM

I want to do the following with the old Pony Baloney,

https://www.redtube.com/687505

Oh and don't forget the following song playing in the background to complete the scene ...

www.youtube.com/embed/cwPg8gJq_Kw

And in this case, it's wherever the Pony Baloney wants to wander around in!

I don't know. They look kind of mean and scary to me. They would probably have to rape me.

Rin says

Celtics win in the clutch

Hate the Celtics, but respect them and feel that the league and fans benefit when Boston is a contender.

Ceffer says

They look kind of mean and scary to me.

Why do women scare you so? Allow me to walk you through this. We're not all that scary. As long as you do what you're told, of course.

Incidentally, my younger brother has dated many a girl from Hooters. He has argued up and down that they are nothing but hard working girls just making a living. So out of familial loyalty, I must object to the premise. They are PhDs in the making... just working toward a higher goal.

Yeah, Yeah, they like everything about prostitution but the sex part.

turtledove says

Allow me to walk you through this. We're not all that scary. As long as you do what you're told, of course

Of course women are scary. Children are even scarier. They are always running up to me at the beach after I surf and slurring that gobbldygook they talk at me. I am afraid they are going to bite my leg.

I think women regard me as an escaped slave who needs to be put to work.

these days i spend ~2500 a month on escorts or ~30K a year.

i have done the calculations numerous times.

it's still cheaper in 10 years than getting married, having kids then getting divorced.

and there's always new items on the menu.

Mark D says

these days i spend ~2500 a month on escorts or ~30K a year.

i have done the calculations numerous times.

it's still cheaper in 10 years than getting married, having kids then getting divorced.

and there's always new items on the menu.

Just think of all the chaos, wrath and torment you are missing. Isn't that worth losing most of your assets to beeyatches and lawyers?

Then it's settled. From here forth, it's Hookers all the way!

turtledove says

Incidentally, my younger brother has dated many a girl from Hooters. He has argued up and down that they are nothing but hard working girls just making a living. So out of familial loyalty, I must object to the premise. They are PhDs in the making... just working toward a higher goal.

Boobs and brains. What more can a guy ask for?

Rate a waitress (yeah, I'm being nice)

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BTW - anyone else notice that the shirts say Ecuador??
I know, does ANYONE care??

And turtledove ... I'm not over you!