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man kills couple, tries to bite mans face off


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2016 Aug 16, 1:40pm   4,541 views  15 comments

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Two questions: 1) Was the man a banker or realtor? 2) DieBOA, do we need to find you a lawyer?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-man-kills-couple-bite-man-face-article-1.2753438

Florida man kills couple, tries to bite man’s face off while possibly under influence of synthetic drugs

A Florida man thought to be on hallucinogenic drugs fatally stabbed a couple, bit off part of the husband’s face and wounded a would-be rescuer, police said.

It took three deputies and a police dog to pull 19-year-old Florida State University student Austin Harrouff off the dead husband in the driveway of the couple’s Tequesta home Monday night, said Martin County Sheriff William Snyder.

Harrouff was making grunting, growling “animal-like noises” at the scene and later gave investigators a false name, Snyder said. He declined to speculate ahead of test results but noted the gruesome slaying may be linked to synthetic drugs marketed as cheap substitutes for other stimulants.

“We know in our business that people on flakka or bath salts will do this type of behavior where they attack their victim and do the biting and remove pieces of flesh in the biting,” Snyder said at a news conference Tuesday morning.

#facedeliciousface

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1   epitaph   2016 Aug 16, 1:50pm  

Why does this crazy shit always come out of Florida?

2   RWSGFY   2016 Aug 16, 1:55pm  

"The war on drugs must end. All drugs should be legal"

3   Dan8267   2016 Aug 16, 2:19pm  

turtledove says

man kills couple, tries to bite mans face off

Got to be Florida. I just read the title, and that's all I need to know.

turtledove says

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-man-kills-couple-bite-man-face-article-1.2753438

Yep, Florida.

4   turtledove   2016 Aug 16, 2:27pm  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

FACE!

FACE!

FACE!

It's what's for dinner!

Thank you for the hashtag. I just wasn't sure what the appropriate hashtag would be for eating face... Glad to see you've been released on your own recognizance.

5   HydroCabron   2016 Aug 16, 4:44pm  

Would this even make the local news in Florida?

6   HEY YOU   2016 Aug 16, 4:49pm  

Damn! I missed the start of the zombie apocalypse.

7   Ceffer   2016 Aug 16, 5:36pm  

Too many "Walking Dead" re-runs.

8   turtledove   2016 Aug 16, 6:29pm  

HydroCabron says

Would this even make the local news in Florida?

HEY YOU says

Damn! I missed the start of the zombie apocalypse.

Ceffer says

Too many "Walking Dead" re-runs

Just remember, I made you guys say these things. My female powers are beyond your comprehension. Don't dismiss concerns about my powers as the insane ramblings of a "bgmall of hookerland." Just because he and I haven't had a direct Patnet exchange in at least a year is no reason to think I got soft with my attempts at mind control.... And don't let that extended lack of contact fool you into thinking that he occupies zero percent of my mind space. Just because I'm not participating in any kind of conversation with him doesn't mean that he isn't having one.... Imaginary TD is very powerful, too. And yes, the powers are, in fact, housed in the breasts.

9   turtledove   2016 Aug 16, 7:31pm  

epitaph says

Why does this crazy shit always come out of Florida?

It's the heat.

10   lostand confused   2016 Aug 16, 7:35pm  

turtledove says

Why does this crazy shit always come out of Florida?

It's the heat.

Didn't realize this thread was up before posting mine.
But if the heat causes this-then wonder what horrors lurk in Louisiana?

11   HydroCabron   2016 Aug 16, 7:38pm  

Notice how the racists have said absolutely nothing about this guy being white.

There would have been a royal shitstorm had he been black.

12   neplusultra57   2016 Aug 16, 9:53pm  

Yeah, they cry endlessly about why some uninvolved person hasn't said something about something that didn't happen. In their alleged minds it means it means something really, really bad. Lately, it means EVERYTHING IS RIGGED!!

13   BayArea   2016 Aug 17, 7:18am  

Straw Man says

"The war on drugs must end. All drugs should be legal"

What matter would the legal status of the drug he was on have in this case?

And seriously, The shit that comes out of Florida! What is it with that state??

14   NDrLoR   2016 Aug 17, 9:08am  

BayArea says

What is it with that state

Drugs.

15   Shaman   2016 Aug 17, 9:21am  

HydroCabron says

There would have been a royal shitstorm had he been black.

Don't you watch "The Walking Dead?" Zombies are color-blind.
You should try being that way sometime yourself! We are all just people. The only real differences between us are cultural.

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