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The solution is to shatter the airlines into 12 companies, eliminate airline hub airports and instead have them book gates by the hour with higher pricing during peak hours to give ATC and Security a break, and establish a passenger's bill of rights which both parties have shot down everytime it's introduced.

We bailed out Airlines over and over again.

I DO BE LOVING ME SOME DBOAPD!!

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Whoever is sitting in them is entirely up to [those] who FLY!

Cool! If you're the pilot, I call shotgun. I don't actually know how to fly a plane, but that function is mostly automated now anyway. Will we be allowed to buy or rent weaponry at the airport?

I can't wait for somebody to die, so out typical American knee jerk over react impulse will kick in and we get 4 feet wide seats.

jvolstad says

Are You Ready for Delta's New Sub-Cattle Class?

Cool. I love it. I'd rather get a lower fare, than a freakin pillow. If they charge to use the rest room, i'm fine with that too.
If a big woman tries to encroach on my space, i will demand my money back.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

This is the airline of the future - today - and you read it here first on PatNet!

As long as you put the Realtor's in the cargo hold, I'll fly your airline.