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Who would you take a personal check from? Trump or Hillary?

Trumpligula's checks bounce, and he tells you to sue him for it Ha Ha.

IHLlary's checks are good, but you are dead before you can cash them.

I would take a check from Trump and never cash it unless I could keep it and frame it.

Guaranteed, you would neve be able to cash it.

The #OrangeDoucheBag is mentally disturbed and you love everything about him. Admit it: you even love this part of his pathology. I don't know why you don't just fall on your knees and offer up your throat. "But Hillary" doesn't get you to your default position, namely, all the way down on the kneepads. Most regular people, despite their flaws and limitations, generally abide within themselves and don't actually want to be somebody else. You actually want to be this malignant clown, don't you. Deplorables are self-loathing. Sad.

The only time you wouldn't hear the #OrangeDoucheBag unabashedly stroking himself: "I know more about grabbing women by the pussy than Bill Clinton." See? He's matured already in his run for the most powerful position on the planet.

Still, he should hedge his bets and be extra special careful not to have any attractive women in his Cabinet. He may need to nuke some country that won't make his ties, and if he just has to hump Sugar Tits before he gives the command it might lead to bad collateral damage.

Remember Folks, Trump said Mean Things. Hillary talks about lying to the public while helping big banks. And supporting Simpson-Bowles, which raises social security age (remember, increased lifespan != corresponding increase in quality of life. You might live 10 years longer, but get chronic diseases at the same rate of previous generations).

Best Election Ever.

1990s: "Stop talking about Bill Clinton's sexpest piccadilloes and stop the Stand By Your Man defamation of Hillary. Nothing to do with the Presidency & is nunya Business!"
2010s: "Trump is a nasty crude pervert, proven by these open mic locker room talks. Not Presidential!"

#TeamPlayer #TeamThinking #GoTeam #Hypocrisy

"That's Whattaboutery!" No it isn't - try to think why.

Remember folks, speech is the only evidence of insanity. There's a difference between "mean" and "personality disorder."

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

Best Election Ever.

If you have a thing for malignant narcissists. But Putin is your hero, so...

neplusultra57 says

Remember folks, speech is the only evidence of insanity. There's a difference between "mean" and "personality disorder."

Right, shoving cigars up the pussy of interns is very Presidential. I can just see John Adams and US Grant doing the same.

If shoving cigars up interns vaginas doesn't matter for Clinton, I can't see how mere locker room talk disqualifies Trump.

Do try to clean the stains off your candidate's clothes before you criticize about somebody's raunchy talk.

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

Right, shoving cigars up the pussy of interns is very Presidential.

Clearly you think so. And clearly it is the only Presidential area in which the #OrangeDoucheBag is experienced and competent. And remember folks, the #OrangeDoucheBag is so mentally stable and locked into objective reality that he "knows" that the guy who confessed to the Central Park rape wasn't the guy who really did it. You can't make up how tenuous his grasp of verifiable reality is. I know, I know: #Cankles

neplusultra57 says

Clearly you think so. And clearly it is the only Presidential area in which the #OrangeDoucheBag is experienced and competent. And remember folks, the #OrangeDoucheBag is so mentally stable and locked into objective reality that he "knows" that the guy who confessed to the Central Park rape wasn't the guy who really did it. You can't make up how tenuous his grasp of verifiable reality is. I know, I know: #Cankles

You're dodging the point, which is Hillary remains married to, and stood up for (countless times, including hiring PIs and trying to get them to sign affidavits that nothing happened) Bill Clinton's sexpest target.

When it came out, we were told in turns, it didn't happen, then it was none of our business and it had no impact on the Presidency while Hillary stood by her man, gave him two arms to hold himmmmm...

Now the Sexpest Enabler is trying to say that her opponent's locker room remarks disqualify him because they are Unpresidential.

Hillary IS Experienced in Failure (going all the way back to her first Obamneycare attempt in the early/mid 90s and before that flunking the DC Bar so Bill had to get her a job using his Arkansas Connections) and doing Wall Street and Saudi Arabia's bidding. She's actually quite incompetent at being secretive about it, too.

You're dodging the point that you endorse the #OrangeDoucheBag grabbing pussy and tonguing women without request even when you use it to condemn Clinton. It's just alpha male behavior, an inalienable alt-right requirement to MAGA the fuck out of things. You're dodging the point that you endorse your candidate's being unable to grasp verifiably objective reality. Presumably someone so well versed as you in the virtues of alt-right manhood demands this attribute on principle. I'll just have to take your word on it, but I'm sure it makes perfect sense to you.

Trump didn't remove that bust of Winston Churchill from the Oval Office.

Now that's offensive!

Is the OP implying that Trump is not crooked?

neplusultra57 says

You're dodging the point that you endorse the #OrangeDoucheBag grabbing pussy and tonguing women without request even when you use it to condemn Clinton. It's just alpha male behavior, an inalienable alt-right requirement to MAGA the fuck out of things. You're dodging the point that you endorse your candidate's being unable to grasp verifiably objective reality. Presumably someone so well versed as you in the virtues of alt-right manhood demands this attribute on principle. I'll just have to take your word on it, but I'm sure it makes perfect sense to you.

You continue to dodge the point why having state police bring an employee in for your husband to grab and grope while governor (and years later settle for under $1M when she sues), he shoves a cigar up the vagina of an intern about half your husbands age IN THE WHITE HOUSE, all the while defending him and excusing him and having your surrogates like James Carville smear all his accusers like Kathleen Willey.

Then she, the Great Spousal Enabler, has the absolute balls to try to make an issue over some locker room remarks.

"Dragging Dollar Bills through a Trailer Park" != "Believe the Victim"

Only a Dark and Cynical Person, who wants to be President at all costs, could endorse such an attempt.

YesYNot says

Is the OP implying that Trump is not crooked?

No, just that #cankles trump #sexualassault in the pantheon of reasons why we simply have to burn down the house if the roof leaks.

Please let's not pretend Clinton wasn't exposed as a wandering horn dog by like 5 bimbos and still got elected the first time.

neplusultra57 says

You're dodging the point that you endorse the #OrangeDoucheBag grabbing pussy and tonguing women without request even when you use it to condemn Clinton.

It's just boy talk. Never met a man who did not say the type of stuff Trump said.
Women are not much different.

"I'm not a crook. I just have two different policies, one for the campaign, and one for my donors."

"I don't give a shit about people or principle, I just need to feel like a winner. I'll bribe, cheat, lie, defame, stiff, welsh, sue, lie some more, pay off, collude, leak false info, file bankruptcy, ruin people and fire them without cause. Besides, I can. That's all that matters to me.

"

Did Trump inflict the gravest possible insult on those women by calling them "deplorable"? I shudder at that vulgar term, and Trump rightly never uses it.

He was just funnin' anyway: No way he could grip or grab a pussy with those itty-bitty hands.

The only thing that matters to me is Trump wins and Liberals all goes to hell for a couple of Decades.
Until the Millennials grow the fuck up and vote Republican.

Tenpoundbass says

The only thing that matters to me is Trump wins and Liberals all goes to hell for a couple of Decades.

As far as I'm concerned, Trump can finger and rape and lust-murder whomever he pleases, as long as he never installs a private email server.

HydroCabron says

He was just funnin' anyway: No way he could grip or grab a pussy with those itty-bitty hands.

It's trending: #TicTacsMakeSmallFingers #TicTacFinger

Tenpoundbass says

The only thing that matters to me is Trump wins

Is it safe to say that you're a Trump supporter?

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

Right, shoving cigars up the pussy of interns is very Presidential. I can just see John Adams and US Grant doing the same.

If shoving cigars up interns vaginas doesn't matter for Clinton, I can't see how mere locker room talk disqualifies Trump.

Monica was a wiling partner. I know you are stupid as fuck, but that much is clear.

Meanwhile, your guy is bragging about sexual assault.

So, go fuck yourself thinking one is equal to the other.

but you are a reprehensible piece of shit, so I'm sure that difference will escape you.

Tenpoundbass says

The only thing that matters to me is Trump wins and Liberals all goes to hell for a couple of Decades.

Until the Millennials grow the fuck up and vote Republican.

about per for the course for your stupidity on here.

HydroCabron says

Tenpoundbass says

The only thing that matters to me is Trump wins

Is it safe to say that you're a Trump supporter?

Don't distract him as he heads to his safe place.

#OrangeDoucheBag #TriggeredDeplorables

HydroCabron says

as long as he never installs a private email server.

Agreed!

HydroCabron says

Is it safe to say that you're a Trump supporter?

We better ask Jeff Foxworthy.

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

"I'm not a crook. I just have two different policies, one for the campaign, and one for my donors."

That's been clear for a while. Privately, she thinks you are deplorable. Publicly, she does not. You have to project different views to different people. Trump tries to do this, but keeps forgetting that he's on TV. For example, go listen to Trump in Mexico, and then listen to his speech later that evening at his rally. The contrast would make Janus blush.

Reminder: Trump said all those things when he was a Democrat.

TV shows are scripted.

YesYNot, I appreciate honesty. I dislike being "managed" by my "betters".
15c5 says

Meanwhile, your guy is bragging about sexual assault.

Yeah, cigars up pussies is totally everyday behavior. Who hasn't stuck a cigar up a pussy of an intern half their age while sitting in the White House? Or having your bodyguards go out and bring government employees back to your Gov. Office to grope, whom you later settle with for almost a million?

Where as shoving your tongue down somebody's throat is always rapity rape rape and never consensual. I'm a serial rapist if that's the standard.

This one goes out to America's Merkel, our potential first #Cuckquean President
www.youtube.com/embed/AM-b8P1yj9w

She'll stand by and let Saudi Arabia and the Banks dick us all. "You don't understand, the Banks sometime dick people bad, but they're really good people."

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

She'll stand by and let Saudi Arabia and the Banks dick us all. "You don't understand, the Banks sometime dick people bad, but they're really good people."

As long as the banks get screwed who gives a fuck what else happens!! Burn this bitch!! There's bound to be a pony somewhere in this Yuuuuge pile of shit!!

neplusultra57 says

As long as the banks get screwed who gives a fuck what else happens!! Burn this bitch!! There's bound to be a pony somewhere in this Yuuuuge pile of shit!!

There's no pony in Hillary's Toilet. Only an unauthorized server where she put her political career above national security.

The #DoucheBag puts himself above the #Universe. "I'm the only one in the history of the universe who can do it, folks, I'm special that way, believe me."