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Malaria "Squinty" Trump has barely said anything - is she not allowed to speak?

By HydroCabron follow HydroCabron   2016 Oct 8, 12:43pm 1,587 views   11 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


Only says we shouldn't believe Fat Birther's words represent him. So much for the legend of the plain-speaking anti-PC hero!

"The words my husband used are unacceptable and offensive to me," reads the statement. "This does not represent the man that I know. He has the heart and mind of a leader. I hope people will accept his apology, as I have, and focus on the important issues facing our nation and the world."

1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2016 Oct 8, 12:44pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

It's a hetero thing you dinks couldn't possibly understand.

2   neplusultra57   ignore (0)   2016 Oct 8, 12:48pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

The Slovenian talking cunt has been silenced because her pussy has been grabbed enough for her to know her place.

#PussyGrabber #TwatSilencer

3   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2016 Oct 8, 12:49pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says

It's a hetero thing you dinks couldn't possibly understand.

Believe me: I picked the wrong week to quit thinking about pussy.

4   neplusultra57   ignore (0)   2016 Oct 8, 1:13pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

She has to squint to see his #LittleOrangePenis. Ultimately he made her get cosmetic surgery because his witto ego needed her to perceive his alpha manhood at full size.

5   neplusultra57   ignore (0)   2016 Oct 8, 1:15pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

If you look closely at her new corneas it says "Objects in the visual field are smaller than they appear."

6   HydroCabron   ignore (1)   2016 Oct 8, 1:32pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Google "Melania Trump eye filler" for the details.

It's not, as is commonly believed, the result of squinting to blur the details on Fat Birther's sagging, greasy orange Jabba the Hutt body.

7   neplusultra57   ignore (0)   2016 Oct 8, 1:36pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

HydroCabron says

Google "Melania Trump eye filler" for the details.

Ewwwww. And still, when the #DoucheBag bangs her he closes his eyes and imagines himself masturbating. And when he cums he shouts out his own name. This is the guy the White House needs.

8   bob2356   ignore (5)   2016 Oct 8, 6:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HydroCabron says

Malaria "Squinty" Trump

One more facelift and she will have a goatee.

9   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2016 Oct 8, 6:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

bob2356 says

One more facelift and she will have a goatee.

At least it will be on her chin and a lot easier to grab.

10   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   ignore (3)   2016 Oct 8, 7:04pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

She figured out the secret to getting trump to accept a 35 plus year old. She'll be a great role model for America's girls/women.

11   anonymous   ignore (null)   2016 Oct 8, 7:11pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

neplusultra57 says

This is the guy the White House needs.

Yep...a guy who gets pussy


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