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2016 Nov 3, 11:17am   2,220 views  10 comments

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Naked man is arrested after attaching electrical wires to his penis and flashing by-passers as he drove through gated community

Kurt Jenkins was arrested in Boynton Beach, Florida, on Monday

The 56-year-old was naked in the driver seat of his white Toyota

He slowed down to show a pedestrian wires and a 'device' on his penis

Invited the man to join him in the car by pointing to his groin, police said

Jenkins had attached a remotely controlled muscle stimulator to his penis

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3901662/Naked-man-arrested-attaching-electrical-wires-penis-flashing-passers-drove-gated-community.html#ixzz4OyFmqPOD

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1   Ceffer   2016 Nov 3, 11:20am  

Tesla really needs to upgrade this self driving technology.

2   Dan8267   2016 Nov 3, 12:06pm  

Great, CIC is in Florida again.

3   Dan8267   2016 Nov 3, 12:07pm  

If you're not driving your car with a prehensile penis, you aren't driving.

4   Blurtman   2016 Nov 3, 12:40pm  

When driving with your stimulator, Miss Manners advises sharing with passersby.

5   Dan8267   2016 Nov 3, 12:42pm  

Brings new meeting to the term stick shift.

6   Dan8267   2016 Nov 3, 12:43pm  

I saw this on an episode of Top Gear.

7   Dan8267   2016 Nov 3, 12:44pm  

The real crime was that he was driving a Yugo GV.

8   Dan8267   2016 Nov 3, 12:46pm  

In his defense, he was just following Calvin's lead.

9   Dan8267   2016 Nov 3, 12:50pm  

What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Don't drink while driving – you will spill the beer.

What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines? Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.

10   Blurtman   2016 Nov 3, 1:11pm  

Dan8267 says

What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Don't drink while driving – you will spill the beer.

What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines? Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.

Appearing nightly, and don't forget to tip the waitresses.

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