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The Rin Monologues

By Rin follow Rin   2017 Jan 12, 10:05am 1,789 views   9 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    

Protagonist: I like to fuck.

Antagonist: Oh, what do you like to fuck?

Protagonist: I like to fuck hoes.

Antagonist: Well, you shouldn't want that. Instead, you should be thinking about dating, relationships, settling down, and all that stuff.

Protagonist: Actually, I don't think about that aforementioned jazz at all, aside from the times that you bring it up in polite conversation.

Antagonist: But that's wrong. A professional in the financial services industry is suppose to be regularly dating and having liaisons with women, as a result.

Protagonist: I consider that kind of average Joe to be a conformist and society's bitch.

Antagonist: Hey, you can't say that about society.

Protagonist: I just did.

1   MMR   ignore (0)   2017 Jan 12, 10:57am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

As far as monologues go, I'm assuming that it's automatically better than any of the vagina monologues.

2   curious2   ignore (0)   2017 Jan 12, 11:00am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

So far, the OP looks more like a dialog.

3   someone else   ignore (0)   2017 Jan 12, 11:06am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

In the last few decades, the average Joe has indeed become society's bitch. He's expected to take on the obligations of marriage without any of the benefits. It's gotten to the point where men are now held legally and financially responsible for any children their wives conceive while cheating. What then is marriage? What is left of it? Only legal bondage for men, nothing else. Women have all the rights and none of the obligations, not even fidelity.

The core of the traditional marriage contract was simply that a man publicly promises to financially support and protect a woman and the children they conceive together in return for the woman's public promise of fidelity and child care. You may not like it, but that's what it was, and that's what worked to bring us down to the present day.

Feminism has destroyed marriage. Women will also suffer when they find it impossible to get any man to commit to them under the current debased condition of marriage.

4   Rin   ignore (8)   2017 Jan 12, 11:34am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

rando says

they find it impossible to get any man to commit to them

Hence ... *The Rin Monologues*

5   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2017 Jan 12, 12:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

The ideal man for most women: Fabio, arriving on horseback, throwing his fortune at their feet before ripping off their bodice in manly passion. The woman pesotorks in a twat foaming frenzy AFTER a marriage contract just long enough to get the rug rats she wants to complete her destiny. At that point, the man's pecker withers and falls off while his brain is filled with working hormones to keep him tied to a plow in endless provender to her and her children. Other brain hormones make the man think she is 120 pounds when she is 250. Man croaks from work at age 50, leaving her with a fat life insurance policy. She dries up from menopause and denies she ever had sex or liked sex, even with children and grandchildren, who she claims were from immaculate conception.

If she can hitch to another deluded, masochistic man-wagon, she might, but only if he adores her cats.

6   Rin   ignore (8)   2017 Jan 12, 12:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ceffer says

denies she ever had sex or liked sex, even with children and grandchildren, who she claims were from immaculate conception

There was an episode of House M.D., where the doc told the woman that she's pregnant and she'd claimed that it was an immaculate conception.

His response was ... 'I think you were infected by a penis.'

8   someone else   ignore (0)   2017 Jan 14, 7:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

zzyzzx says

Is $34 the going rate to cum on her tits?


On the one hand it's cheap for him, but on the other, if he does all the work himself it's really quite a deal for her.

Didn't even think about the "hand" pun at first.

9   Rin   ignore (8)   2017 Jan 14, 10:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

According to society, I'm suppose to want to be this chump who'd signed up for AshleyMadison


And now, he's facing a possible divorce and he didn't even engage in an affair. If this is the state of the American man then this is pathetic!

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