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Thouse hounds are a menace.
People and their Pit Poodles.

Ironman says

Will her Obamacare policy pay for the stitches, or will she have to cover the $12,000 deductible out of pocket first?

She can make Obama foot the bill. It was his pooch.

RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks says

Obama's Dog Bites White House Guest And It Was Covered Up

Covered up or not newsworthy? The guy in the video is a complete partisan moron. What the fuck is the significance of a dog owned by the president biting someone? Does it mean the president is a reverse Nazi who wants to kill all white girls with dogs? Come on, this event has no significance. It says nothing about Obama, his daughter, his policies, his administration, or how good or bad a president he was. This partisan hack is grasping at any straws to character assassinate Obama, which is utterly pathetic because I can think of a dozen very real and serious condemnations of Obama, so why does this hack have to resort to such a lame attempt?

And why would the White House press secretary look into such an insignificant and irrelevant event when there are shitloads of very important things happening in the world right now including a transition to a new administration lead by Dr. Chaos? Yet this asshole is claiming a cover up. Honey, you're thinking of Dick Cheney, the acting president who shot a man in the face and then covered it up. It just looks ridiculous that you are trying to create Portuguese Watergate. Yes, that was a pun on the breed of the dog, Portuguese Water Dog. I wanted to go for poodlegate but the nerds would bitch that it wasn't a poodle.