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Music: What are you listening to this evening?

By MAGA follow MAGA   2017 Mar 20, 8:50pm 96,886 views   769 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


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730   Al_Sharpton_for_President   ignore (6)   2020 Feb 28, 3:59am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      


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731   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   ignore (7)   2020 Feb 28, 5:08pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

One of the few still making country music:

732   Al_Sharpton_for_President   ignore (6)   2020 Feb 28, 5:18pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

From a galaxy far, far away.

733   komputodo   ignore (3)   2020 Feb 28, 7:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

due to the market crashing, i imagine several listening to the ho from 4 non blondes screaming "whats going on"
734   WookieMan   ignore (6)   2020 Mar 1, 6:08am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Flavius says
Catch the totally wasted guy at 1:27 - no pain, no worries, no nothing.

Lol. Wasn't my era, but love watching stuff like this. Have an Allman Brothers DVD we used to smoke up to and have some beers to in high school. I'm young, but boy o boy how things have changed even from an era I wasn't alive for.
736   NoCoupForYou   ignore (3)   2020 Mar 19, 1:54pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

WookieMan says
Lol. Wasn't my era, but love watching stuff like this. Have an Allman Brothers DVD we used to smoke up to and have some beers to in high school. I'm young, but boy o boy how things have changed even from an era I wasn't alive for.


I'm so old I remember hanging around the 711 at 16-17 asking "old" guys to buy us a case of beer. He'd take a few for his trouble.

America is so pussified that probably wouldn't work outside Western Arkansas or something these days.
741   jazz_music   ignore (13)   2020 Apr 18, 11:00am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Colt 45 Words

Chorus:
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We go to the part after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on dayton wheels
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will]

well it was just sun down
in a small white town
and they call it east side palm down
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
when i met a lil' girl named Jan
i let her ride in my caddy
'cause i didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long
i grew a fuckin' afro
then i fucked to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick
til the shit turned white
i thought to myself
"sheeba, sheeba!"
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
i put on my clothes
and i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
so i ran, jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4
oh he beat me to the left
beat me to the right
the mothafucka whooped my as all night
but i ain't mad
at her prejudice dad
that's the best damn pussy i eva had
i got a bag of weed
and a bottle of wine
i'm gonna fuck that bitch
just one more time

Chorus:


i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but damn she look good
i took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
i fucked her once, i fucked her twice
i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
don't be amazed at the stories i tell you
i met a woman in the heart of Australia
she had a big butt and titties too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"
lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
met Colonel Sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
she said i'll fry some chicken
if you just fuck me
i came in her mouth it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices

Chorus:[]

i met dolly parton in Tennesee
her titties were filled with hennesee
and that country music really drove me crazy
but i rolled that ass and said yes miss daizy
then i met this lady from Oklahoma
put her pussy in a coma
met this lady in Michigan
can't wait til i fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white albina
i fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit so i owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran cross the border from Mexico
this fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
i wanna get married ut i can't afford it
i know i'm gonna cry when she get departed
742   Al_Sharpton_for_President   ignore (6)   2020 Apr 18, 11:53am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

jazz_music says
Colt 45 Words

Chorus:
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We go to the part after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on dayton wheels
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will]

well it was just sun down
in a small white town
and they call it east side palm down
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
when i met a lil' girl named Jan
i let her ride in my caddy
'cause i didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucke...
Word.
743   jazz_music   ignore (13)   2020 Apr 22, 4:47pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Apparently there are different versions of this parody

744   jazz_music   ignore (13)   2020 Apr 22, 4:52pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Another parody, similar

745   jazz_music   ignore (13)   2020 Apr 22, 4:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

A third parody of the same tune about Trump

746   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2020 Apr 22, 5:13pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Willie Wonka has got the DJ job.
750   jazz_music   ignore (13)   2020 May 28, 2:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

This jam is so good on many different levels.
I know you heard it before, Al DiMiola from the Kiss My Axe LP

SOUTH BOUND TRAVELER


a real zesty Italian!
751   NoCoupForYou   ignore (3)   2020 Jun 4, 1:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Latin Music tribute to Kraftwerk.

Trans-Europe Express, fantastic

752   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Jun 4, 1:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

LOL! They even got the German accent. Xylophone is great.
753   NoCoupForYou   ignore (3)   2020 Jun 4, 1:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

"El Baile Aleman" hahaha
754   NoCoupForYou   ignore (3)   2020 Jun 12, 7:19pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

There's a Keeee ler on de road, ese.
Gotcha love ju mang.

755   Al_Sharpton_for_President   ignore (6)   2020 Jun 16, 8:12am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Music from a distant galaxy, from a long ago time.

759   jazz_music   ignore (13)   2020 Jun 24, 10:04pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

DILLIGAF says

Real good old school trumpet style there.
760   jazz_music   ignore (13)   2020 Jun 24, 10:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

DILLIGAF says

That whole band is like Los Angeles' version of highest octane jazz royalty. The remaining members live up in the canyon and STILL rehearse at the VFW in Sierra Madre above Arcadia.

What am I saying, they're probably all dead by now.
766   just_passing_through   ignore (7)   2020 Dec 23, 9:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Cannons singer reminds me of Kayleigh Mcinerny who didn't really do it for me but Michelle Joy sure does. I think I now understand what bedroom eyes are. Alota chicks have said that about me and I always just blew it off being a guy and all. I think next time I see Kayleigh I may look at her in a different light.

767   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Dec 23, 10:59pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      




She's not beautiful, but I'm in love anyway.
768   WookieMan   ignore (6)   2020 Dec 23, 11:03pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Posted them before. Not everyone's cup of tea, but probably one of the tightest bands at improv on the planet. This is a fuck around session. Actual songs, just tooling around though. Vocals are their biggest draw back, but if you're into jamming, these guys are hands down top 10 in the world playing right now. Starts slow FYI. Give it a chance.

769   richwicks   ignore (4)   2020 Dec 27, 6:01pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      



All I can think of is how full of shit people are. "We won't get fooled again" - except into Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Syria, an indefinite detention of martial law, the debasement of our currency, a fraudulent election. People are so full of shit.

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