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I went on one of those Sugar Daddy Arrangement sites for about half an hour, never brought shit. I looked at the first 20 hits:

A few Roasties who obviously had a kid or two or hit the wall, 28-35. Unremarkable office worker types, neither innocent nor sophisticated nor sexy.
A few Women clearly over 50 (who were NOT rocking the Honey Wilder/Sophisticated older woman look, but looked like Old Women going to Olive Garden at best
Some Clearly reposted semi-pro amateurs I had seen before, stolen from other sites, and used for fake accounts made by the Site itself.
And maybe 1-2 Party Girl Ho-but-still reasonably attractive 6 to 7 gals age 19-23 that dressed like typical young gals, neither "Innocent" nor "Sexy"

The ones over 50 and the Roasties were the most pathetic, trying to play up their "Sophistication" and "experience" when they were clearly at or long past the wall, and trying to claim their 4 weeks backpacking with Eurorail 10,20,30, 40(!!!) years ago made them like world travellers..

Don't even get me started with Adult Friend Finder. Obese chicks, Middle Aged Cuck's wives, and Coal Burners (but I repeat myself), and a handful of dirty old bags, and I mean OLD BAGS, 60+ The kind you see browsing with their Dirty Grey shoulder length hair and entirely too much eye makeup at Ross or TJ Maxx with a Tank Top to superpancake side boobs before heading to Carraba's.

@AmericanKulak If you want to meet women for a serious relationsip, I think the best bests these days are:

Cafes: If you go there regularly at a certain time, you see the same people. And you get to see them in person. Eventually it's easy to chat. And if there's nothing interesting, change the time to find a new crowd.

Jogging: Same kind of thing where you might see the the same person over and over.

Trains: I took the train up to SF for many years and got to know lots of people from the train. Still friends with some of the guys, and could easily have been more than friends with some of the women.

Again, it's all real life, so you know what you're getting up front.

Met my own wife when we both worked in a bookstore, but these days it's really dangerous to go out with anyone from work. One of you will probably have to quit.

Patrick says

@AmericanKulak If you want to meet women for a serious relationsip, I think the best bests these days are:

Thanks, @Patrick. But no relationshits for me. I'm nose to the grindstone, monk mode. Literally only booty calls and unserious affairs from here to eternity.

I don't have the tolerance for disorder and emotion, there might be a unicorn out there, but I can't be arsed to hunt. I can't tell you how full of contentment and joy it is to have my own space, ordered exactly the way I like it, again. Despite being busier than I have in years, I am more calm and peaceful.

Finally, I'm a father and top #1 priority is getting my kids set up each with a small, bachelor pad sized condo so when they're young, they just need to focus on work. I ain't giving them cash, but the power of not losing 1/3 of their income to housing costs. They're more important than any female.

Now for a funny:

Drake apparently used Leykis' suggestion to put hot sauce in a used condom. According to rumor, some chick he was banging ran screaming in pain from the hotel bathroom. This is, of course, a rumor.

AmericanKulak says

Drake apparently used Leykis' suggestion to put hot sauce in a used condom. According to rumor, some chick he was banging ran screaming in pain from the hotel bathroom. This is, of course, a rumor.

I make jalapeño poppers. Things got frisky and fuck me running. That was torture on both ends. I should have worn gloves when making them. Didn't really hit until 5 min in and we're both like this was a fucking mistake. I'm bareback at this point, so no condoms. Why a used condom though, don't get that part.

Don't mess around with hot stuff near the privates is all I'll say. We've been burned... lol.

woman rescued by a MAN from a fox

https://video.foxnews.com/v/6311409325112#sp=show-clips

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says

woman rescued by a MAN from a fox

https://video.foxnews.com/v/6311409325112#sp=show-clips

!Womynz can do everything better than a man! Reeeeeee!

Fox news.

just_passing_through says

Fox news.

Literally! Lol
Btw. wild turkeys can harass pretty well too. They can even remember where you live and where your car is and harass you on your way to work or school. Smart animals!

just_passing_through says

Fox news.

I know, finally they lived up to their name!

Article basically premises that women can’t have it all, not without a support team of servants.

https://americanmind.org/features/rule-not-by-lies/lean-out/

Shaman says

https://americanmind.org/features/rule-not-by-lies/lean-out/

Great piece @Shaman

Interesting that Brin's wife, Shanahan, is devoting herself to extending female fertility into the 40s. She didn't realize until her late 30s that she couldn't have babies reliably into her 40s.

And it's part of a social engineering plan:

So how in the world did it get this bad, that even our doctors don’t understand basic, fundamental facts? Well, one reason is the deliberate suppression of the truth by feminists. In 2002, the American Society for Reproductive Medicine bought some ad space in movie theaters and on buses here in Washington, a ton of PSAs. These PSAs were entirely innocuous, they said things like, for example, “Advancing age decreases your ability to have children. For more information, see the website of the American Society for Reproductive Medicine.” NOW, the Natural Organization of Women, organized a campaign and had those PSAs pulled because “they sent a negative message to women who might want to delay or skip childbearing in favor of career pursuits.”

You'll also notice the media amplifies a few things where age of the man is involved, like Autism, but "Forgot" to inform women that most birth defects are due to age of eggs, like Down Syndrome. Another thing I've noticed is the media hypes the slow and gradual decline in male sperm, but as the article says almost never mentions the cliff of female fertility that appears in the mid 30s. It's worse if the female never had a kid before, too; most women who have happy accidents in their late 30s and 40s had kids earlier in their lives before.

had to be realtor.com

WookieMan says

I make jalapeño poppers. Things got frisky and fuck me running.

The good news is that capsaicin is one of the few compounds that causes pain but no actual damage. We went over it in a biology class I had once. It sticks in mammalian pain receptors for a while, but that's all it does, iirc.

Also interesting: capsaicin evolved to discourage mammals from eating certain seeds, like those of peppers, because mammal teeth grind up the seeds. Birds are immune to capsaicin because those plants benefit from birds. Birds don't have teeth, fly away, and deposit the seeds elsewhere, which is good for the plant.

When we had chickens, the squirrels would eat their food until I read that I could lace it with cayenne pepper. The chickens didn't seem to notice.

Shaman says

not without a support team of servants.

This. Feminism exploits their 'soap opera fantasy' mental defect. Their life requires a script writer, make up wagon, set designers, fabulous dressers, and stock in trade wealthy cuck males adoringly on demand and at service.

All of life's problems can be solved in lingering, leisurely scenes in expensive restaurants and fifty million dollar homes.

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says

had to be realtor.com

As if there weren't enough reasons to hate REALWHORES(tm).

Remember "Sex And The City"? It was supposed to feminist, and all the bitches did was try to beguile rich and important men while lusting after ultra expensive and chic NYC purses, shoes and clothes. The only one with an 'ordinary' boyfriend, the actress is a lesbian playing a hetero, a high powered lawyer who never seemed to do any legal work but had lots of time to hang out with the gals.

Ceffer says

The only one with an 'ordinary' boyfriend, the actress is a lesbian playing a hetero, a high powered lawyer who never seemed to do any legal work but had lots of time to hang out with the gals.

And I think she ended up divorcing her workaholic, good husband not long after having a baby with him on the TV Show.

Meanwhile, the Lead horseface Mary or whomever who was a 6-7 max cute like 20 years ago was actually telling some wealthy Parisian Art Gallery owner to fuck off at age 40.

Also, I now understand "Emotionally Unavailable" - that means when you're a guy and you need a break from their drama and neverending hamster wheel thought processes so you can recover and prioritize and think sequentially for a few minutes in peace.

A SURGEON has divorced his beauty queen wife after claiming she led a “secret double life as an escort earning $700,000”.

New York City spinal surgeon Dr Han Jo Kim and estranged spouse Regina Turner, once a Miss Connecticut USA, finalised their split before a public hearing could take place, according to a spokesman for the state Office of Court Administration.

Kim, 41, had previously claimed in a 264-page document filed in the Manhattan Supreme Court that his 32-year-old wife had duped him into the union saying she had hidden her “secret life as a prostitute for weathy men” from him.

The doctor claimed in the document that Turner had been paid nearly $700,000 in cash by her clients since 2015.

Kim initially filed for divorce in December 2020 after he discovered a racy text message from another man on a computer in their Upper East Side home, court documents alleged.

The couple separated in April and it’s claimed Kim later discovered his wife had been selling sex for money before they wed on November 27, 2015, and continued to do so during their marriage, according to an amended complaint filed earlier this month in the Manhattan Supreme Court.

According to Turner’s alleged financial records there were $675,030 in cash deposits made between 2015 and 2021, with many checks coming from a New Jersey real estate executive, as well as a lighting designer’s UK-based company, according to the document.

“It remains inconceivable to plaintiff that given his substantial earnings as a spine surgeon, and his enormous generosity to defendant, that defendant continued to sell sex for money during the marriage,” the complaint alleges.

Turner, who was named Miss Connecticut USA in 2011, is said to have conned Kim while they dated, telling the doc she was working on an app which was supported by a wealthy investor.

When Kim asked Turner how she was supporting herself while the app was in development, it’s said she claimed she was living off a $500,000 inheritance from her great-grandmother, the document claims.

The complaint though states: “Her savings and access to funds derived from her receipt of money in exchange for provision of sexual services.”

Turner is said to have covered up her secret work by telling her husband she was going out with girlfriends or had to travel as part of her work, the papers allege.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3358002/surgeon-divorces-beauty-queen-wife-escort-claims-nyc/

WookieMan says

Why a used condom though, don't get that part.

My guess is it was meant as "poison" for sperm burglars. womyn try anything to get pregnant by a rich/famous man because it's essentially a ticket to a free ride for life. Of course some do it to any man they can ensnare.

I had a fling with a girl once who seemed oddly interested in the used condoms (and had previously talked about her desire for a child), but it set off my alarm bells so I made sure she couldn't get them. I cut that bitch off quick once I smelled that kinda behavior.

Even more devious women have used blowjobs to get the sperm they then used to impregnate themselves:

https://rollingout.com/2014/02/04/woman-uses-sperm-oral-sex-get-pregnant-force-man-pay-child-support/

In the ultimate case of relationship treachery, a woman collected the sperm she gathered from oral sex on her lover and used it to impregnate herself, then had the courts force the man to pay child support.

Now an appeals court has ruled that the man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm she collected from her mouth, put it in a tube and impregnated herself without his knowledge, then had a baby.

There is a wicked wrinkle to the lawsuit, the court ruled, however. The man cannot claim theft, the court stated, because the man willingly gave the sperm away and it was, therefore, hers to keep.

Flush it down the toilet. The whole peppers thing is nice, but sperm can survive in extremely acidic solutions for a long time. She may experience discomfort in her hoho, but she'll still get the sperm up there.

AmericanKulak says

Flush it down the toilet. The whole peppers thing is nice, but sperm can survive in extremely acidic solutions for a long time. She may experience discomfort in her hoho, but she'll still get the sperm up there.

Jump in the shower to clean up, clean out the condom. Just fit it over the bathtub nozzle, and filler 'er up. Anything over 110F will kill all the spermazoa.

It's a lifetime free ride for the groupie, so 'stolen sperm' is a commodity for them. There was a show where a Hollywood fixer had to retrieve a condom from a groupie who was with a professional athlete client.

Patrick says

Even more devious women have used blowjobs to get the sperm they then used to impregnate themselves:

That is why should immediately rub the girls throat so she swallows. Tell her you love her while rubbing so it looks like a romantic gesture.

There's always the Hail Mary followed by an Egg McMuffin.

Big Dick Energy is back.

https://spectatorworld.com/topic/dose-bde-mean-masculinity-isnt-toxic-anymore/

Masculine males are back, baby! The war on the sexes is coming full-circle, and it’s no surprise. Look at the dating pool: 1.2 million American adults identify as “nonbinary” (still not sure what that means). The number of young adults identifying as transgender “has doubled in the past five years,” according to a study released this summer. And the number of Gen Zers identifying as “something other than straight” is pushing one in four.

So when a man who identifies as male — and who has never identified as anything but male, never played musical chairs with his sexual orientation, never questioned, “queerbaited,” or dabbled in the “guess my pronouns!” game — appears, he stands out. (In the insane left-wing world, anyway. Where I live, we just call him “guy who lives next door.”) You know, like someone with whom you could actually realize your instinctive desire to procreate and survive.

It’s a sad day when the masculine mystique becomes an anomaly. But it’s encouraging to think that the plain-speaking, self-reliant, self-assured bravery and quiet confidence exuding from the classic John Wayne-type male still strikes a chord with people. Being told you have BDE is flattering, even for a woman. It means you’ve got the nerve to stand firm in your convictions, be a leader, and take care of business without making a fuss.

Patrick says

5,000 MEN applied.

AmericanKulak says

estranged spouse Regina Turner, once a Miss Connecticut USA

Damn, I would have fallen for that too. Fortunately, he was a smart guy.

https://babylonbee.com/news/more-women-waiting-to-have-kids-til-theyre-out-of-college-employed-settled-down-infertile-dead

just_passing_through says

There's always the Hail Mary followed by an Egg McMuffin.

I guess nobody on here used to listen to Tom Leykis.

just_passing_through says

just_passing_through says

There's always the Hail Mary followed by an Egg McMuffin.

I guess nobody on here used to listen to Tom Leykis.

I did, many years ago. Like 18 or more. He definitely got my head straight on the dating world. More dates are better! Even if you don’t see a future. Maybe she will have a friend or roommate who is hotter and you’re perfectly positioned to pick up that spare! Nothing a girl likes better than stealing her friend’s boyfriend!
Also flush your used condoms.

Shaman says

Also flush your used condoms

I learned that the hard way. She had a miscarriage though.

just_passing_through says

just_passing_through says

There's always the Hail Mary followed by an Egg McMuffin.

I guess nobody on here used to listen to Tom Leykis.

Couple episodes, he was quite popular for a while. I think never spend more than $40 on a date was another one of his 101 rules, of course pre inflation

Patrick says

Damn, I would have fallen for that too. Fortunately, he was a smart guy.

His flaw is not falling for it, his flaw was buying the Milk Bottling Plant when individual pints were much cheaper.

I give him credit for ending that shit right away when he found out.

https://notthebee.com/article/did-you-know-america-has-the-worlds-highest-rate-of-children-living-in-single-parent-households

Patrick says

https://notthebee.com/article/did-you-know-america-has-the-worlds-highest-rate-of-children-living-in-single-parent-households

It's also a great metric for determining anti-male countries. The single mom shit tracks great with Communist Marriage laws, Feminism, and general Misandry.