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hey you, that is a mouse in Chipotle.

By MoneySheep follow MoneySheep   2017 Jul 26, 5:02pm 2,085 views   11 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


Mice caught on tape at a Dallas Chipotle.

Hundreds of Chipotle customers were sickened by E. coli and norovirus at about a dozen restaurants,

what next? I stopped eating at Chipotle years ago.

1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (53)   2017 Jul 26, 10:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

At least a mouse doesn't take a smoke break, shitting in the bean mash.

2   epitaph   ignore (0)   2017 Jul 27, 5:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Disgusting intolerant rodentphobes still behaving poorly I see. Rodents are the mammals of peace.

3   Y   ignore (3)   2017 Jul 27, 6:02am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

picture too fuzzy. could be a twig or branch off a tree.
fake news.

4   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Jul 27, 8:34am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Our hidden cameras caught a glimpse into the Chipotle kitchen.

5   NDrLoR   ignore (0)   2017 Jul 27, 8:51am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

BlueSardine says

picture too fuzzy. could be a twig or branch off a tree.

No, it's a mouse.

6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (53)   2017 Jul 27, 9:03am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

It's smoking a cigarette. On its way to shit in the bean mash. It's a mouse.

7   NuttBoxer   ignore (2)   2017 Aug 1, 1:47pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

There should be a link or something, not verifiable.

Seriously though, the e-coli is probably from their lettuce. They should stop sourcing from farms adjacent to feed lots, where runoff composed of shit and antibiotics makes little puddles across the lettuce patches.

I had chipotle last week, got a buy one get one free coupon, never gotten sick once.

8   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2017 Aug 1, 2:17pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Slow learner, I got sick THREE times there before declaring, NEVER AGAIN!

The local location hires pierced and tatted up young people, who really do a good job of perpetuating every negative stereotype. It's like a High School Detention when the teacher leaves the room back there, every time. While a dozen people are laughing and goofing off behind the counter, the few working commit the following foodservice sins before my eyes every time:

Going from cleaning to food prep with the same gloves
Pulling a steam tray out for refilling, dribbling the disgusting water across my burrito on the assembly line
Mixing new food with the old food in said steam trays

9   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (53)   2017 Aug 1, 2:33pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Automan Empire says

While a dozen people are laughing and goofing off behind the counter, the few working commit the following foodservice sins before my eyes every time:

Going from cleaning to food prep with the same gloves

Pulling a steam tray out for refilling, dribbling the disgusting water across my burrito on the assembly line

Mixing new food with the old food in said steam trays

When you're not looking they're spitting in your burrito. The ambitious ones jerk off in your burrito.

10   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2017 Aug 1, 3:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

That's strange. The mice and rats tend to avoid the Chipoltes around here.

11   theoakman   ignore (0)   2017 Aug 1, 6:17pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

At this point in time, I think it would be a wise move to short the stock and call up and complain that you got food poisoning. Could be very very profitable given the moves on recent events.


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