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1   MAGA   2017 Aug 14, 4:16pm  

She is too skinny to grope.

2   RWSGFY   2017 Aug 14, 4:23pm  

Rich girl she buys her dreams.
It's a rich world behind the scenes.
Green eyes they tell it all.
The more she takes the harder they fall.
She ain't easy and she ain't tough.
She's had it good, but then she's had it rough.
And I guess it don't come to much.
Cos with everything she's got she's never got enough.

[Chorus:]
So she'll cry just a little for a few dollars more.
She'll lie just a little like she's done it before.
She'll take it, she'll fake it for a few dollars more.
She'll show you her heart, then show you the door.
You know she'll die just a little for a few dollars more.
Even fly just a little like she's done it before.
She'll take it, she'll fake it for a few dollars more.
She'll show you her heart, then show you the door.

Strange things can happen to you.
When you've got so much and you've got nothing to do.
Oh oh oh what do you know.
How do you get there when there's nowhere to go.
And so you wonder just what she'll do.
She's never known love but then she's never known you.
And it's too bad those sad green eyes.
Are so full of questions and so full of lies.

[Chorus, repeat]

3   WookieMan   2017 Aug 14, 4:25pm  

jvolstad says

She is too skinny to grope.

That and I've always thought she kind had a white trash vibe to her. Like, if she didn't make it with music she would be living in a trailer in her home state of Pennsylvania or her adopted home of TN. Both havens for the trashiest of white. By a quick Wiki search she obviously had decent, non-white trash parents, but still, she just has a white trash vibe to her look. 10lbs up wouldn't hurt her either, that's for sure.

4   Rew   2017 Aug 14, 4:27pm  

SpecialSnowflake says

Rich girl she buys her dreams.

Neat song about Ivanka. I like it.

5   Rew   2017 Aug 14, 4:28pm  

WookieMan says

That and I've always thought she kind had a white trash vibe to her. Like, if she didn't make it with music she would be living in a trailer in her home state of Pennsylvania or her adopted home of TN. Both havens for the trashiest of white. By a quick Wiki search she obviously had decent, non-white trash parents, but still, she just has a white trash vibe to her look. 10lbs up wouldn't hurt her either, that's for sure.

That's some really superficial analysis there Wookie, but you do you man ... you do you.

6   Booger   2017 Aug 14, 4:48pm  

That picture was damming evidence.

7   WookieMan   2017 Aug 14, 4:48pm  

Rew says

That's some really superficial analysis there Wookie,

True. I don't really care though. Swift is an average singer at best and has promoted herself very well, with the help of a shitload of other people. Honestly, good for her.

And please don't start the singing argument either. Her voice is not unique in any fashion, in my opinion, and the live clips I've heard have heavy auto tuning (not rap style) and tons of prerecorded backing vocals. While I love studio albums, they basically mean nothing in terms of technically being a good musician or singer. You can cut it 100X's and also use technology to straighten out your averagness.

Either way, still could use a burger. And if the music thing didn't work out she'd be on heroin on the streets of Nashville probably whoring herself out, even with the "good" parents. These are Wookie facts.

8   Dan8267   2017 Aug 14, 5:38pm  

Taylor should charge this asshole for her time, which is something like a $100,000 an hour.

9   Dan8267   2017 Aug 14, 5:59pm  

Evidently $1 is all Swift sued for. She did it as a symbolic gesture and promised to donate any damages to charity.

10   RWSGFY   2017 Aug 14, 6:02pm  

Another "mattress girl": says or does nothing at the moment of the alleged "rape/grope", exchanges pleasantries afterwards and only some time later accuses a man of doing her wrong. Why the fuck didn't she slap him right then and there? You know, like any Western woman would do when grabbed by the ass by some stranger... It's not like she was in any kind of subordinate position towards him.

11   WookieMan   2017 Aug 14, 7:53pm  

Dan8267 says

Taylor should charge this asshole for her time, which is something like a $100,000 an hour.

My question is, what did she accomplish with this? Wasn't about money. I've been violated worse by tsa. This isn't going to stop men from getting "handsy" with attractive women. Hell women do the same thing to men, we just don't care to blast it to the world. A lawsuit like this just makes things worse in my Wookie opinion. First base is getting close to rape at this point in this country. There is no first, second or third base anymore. Just don't touch my ass, even though I tried to showcase that boney thing. That femur and pelvic bone must have been a good grab.

12   Y   2017 Aug 14, 8:12pm  

Dollar a grope ain't so bad for the paying customer...I can see them lining up now...

13   WookieMan   2017 Aug 14, 8:24pm  

BlueSardine says

Dollar a grope ain't so bad for the paying customer...I can see them lining up now...

I suppose it's cheaper than admission to the museum to grope the dinosaur bones...

14   Y   2017 Aug 14, 8:26pm  

maybe if she didn't wipe herself her problem would go away...

WookieMan says

There is no first, second or third base anymore. Just don't touch my ass, even though I tried to showcase that boney thing.

15   WookieMan   2017 Aug 14, 8:30pm  

BlueSardine says

maybe if she didn't wipe herself her problem would go away...

Savage... and sick.

16   Y   2017 Aug 14, 9:09pm  

nonetheless, a viable solution to her problem...

WookieMan says

BlueSardine says

maybe if she didn't wipe herself her problem would go away...

Savage... and sick.

17   WookieMan   2017 Aug 14, 9:22pm  

BlueSardine says

nonetheless, a viable solution to her problem...

WookieMan says

BlueSardine says

maybe if she didn't wipe herself her problem would go away...

Savage... and sick.

No denial here on it being a viable solution. Question is, what about the doods that dig the doodoo? That freakdum might come out in droves for Swift shit.

18   Y   2017 Aug 14, 9:46pm  

Well their was some of that shit (npi) way back when SBH was in house.
And with that memory I officially retract the non ass wipage idea...

WookieMan says

No denial here on it being a viable solution. Question is, what about the doods that dig the doodoo? That freakdum might come out in droves for Swift shit.

19   WookieMan   2017 Aug 14, 10:43pm  

Fuck. Stumbled across this thread again. EAT. A. FUCKING. BURGER. Swift!

20   Dan8267   2017 Aug 15, 10:22am  

WookieMan says

My question is, what did she accomplish with this?

Taylor had to defend herself against a lawsuit from this asshole. Why not countersue under that situation? In any case, it sways the court of public opinion showing that not only was there insufficient proof for his case, but there was sufficient proof that his lawsuit was frivolous.

21   Blurtman   2017 Aug 15, 10:48am  

Ass grab, $1. Cheaper than a lap dance.

22   Ceffer   2017 Aug 15, 11:26am  

It didn't help that Mueller kept sniffing and licking his fingers during court.

23   Dan8267   2017 Aug 15, 11:29am  

Blurtman says

Ass grab, $1. Cheaper than a lap dance.

He also lost his job and sabotaged his career. Not that cheap when you include the whole cost.

24   Ceffer   2017 Aug 15, 12:02pm  

Taylor Swift looks like she would fit neatly into a gunny sack.

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