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Let's Generalize About Men


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2017 Oct 13, 5:35pm   4,801 views  14 comments

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1   Ceffer   2017 Oct 13, 5:44pm  

Men aren't anything like this. They are much worse.
2   Patrick   2017 Oct 13, 6:01pm  

Menopause is unique to humans, not apes, and may have evolved because grandmothers have more reproductive value in taking care of their grandchildren than in reproducing again.
3   Ceffer   2017 Oct 13, 8:16pm  

Menopause exists to punish men even more for their sex urges.

Maybe it should be re-named "Men-o-Straightarm".

It's pretty common for men to press the eject button on the old bag and look for a greedy, concupiscent, juicy young thing. They think that starting a new fertility cycle will rejuvenate them and make them live forever. Good luck with that, they usually just wind up with two crossfiring at them instead of one.
4   Strategist   2017 Oct 13, 8:28pm  

Ceffer says
It's pretty common for men to press the eject button on the old bag and look for a greedy, concupiscent, juicy young thing. They think that starting a new fertility cycle will rejuvenate them and make them live forever. Good luck with that, they usually just wind up with two crossfiring at them instead of one.


Men only want to do one thing. Fertilize as many women as possible so that their genes may spread far and wide.
5   Ceffer   2017 Oct 13, 11:07pm  

Men are pigs.

KILL THE MEN! KILL THEM ALL!
6   Dan8267   2017 Oct 14, 2:14am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
When they're not fucking, they're killing.

When they're not killing, they're eating.

When they're not eating, their shitting.

When they're not shitting, they're planning to fuck.


Real men can fuck, shit, and eat at the same time, preferably all to Trump's face.
7   Y   2017 Oct 14, 2:22am  

Not since georgies shuttered up.

Dan8267 says

Real men can fuck, shit, and eat at the same time,
8   BayArea   2017 Oct 14, 5:23am  

Patrick says
Menopause is unique to humans, not apes, and may have evolved because grandmothers have more reproductive value in taking care of their grandchildren than in reproducing again.


Very important point.

I will also say this: After being married and having kids (and I will lightheartedly point out being beat down by all that comes with that), I actually sort of enjoy the fact that my motivation to chase young beautiful women is gone. And since they bring no value to me at this stage of my life (given that I put more value in my family, stability, etc), I show them absolutely zero preferential treatment which always seems to be a big surprise to them, especially with professional interaction.
9   anonymous   2017 Oct 14, 10:10am  

hello
10   Ceffer   2017 Oct 14, 10:18am  

BayArea says
I show them absolutely zero preferential treatment which always seems to be a big surprise to them, especially with professional interaction.


They'll get revenge on you some how. They hate it when they can't apply the shit test and the pussy whammy.
11   anonymous   2017 Oct 14, 1:01pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
When they're not fucking, they're killing.

When they're not killing, they're eating.

When they're not eating, their shitting.

When they're not shitting, they're planning to fuck.


fuck yourself
12   Dan8267   2017 Oct 14, 3:27pm  

BlueSardine says
Not since georgies shuttered up.


Aw, you just called me a fag. How 20th century of you. Of course, this says far more about your character than it does of mine.
13   Dan8267   2017 Oct 14, 3:28pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Then again, who knows if he was eating a sandwich at the same time.


He was snacking on Ronnie's jelly beans.
14   Dan8267   2017 Oct 14, 4:57pm  

jazz_music says
That they don't believe in trickle down either?


Trump disproved that theory in a Russian hotel room.

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