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Jesus was a Dreamer from Egypt

By NoCoupForYou follow NoCoupForYou   2018 Jan 11, 5:49pm 1,726 views   5 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


Wasn't he like, born in Bethlehem to two parents, both of whom were from Israelis, and the Father was a descendant of an Israeli Monarch, David?

Author is a Catholic Priest, FFS.

https://www.americamagazine.org/politics-society/2018/01/11/baby-jesus-was-dreamer-egypt
1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2018 Jan 11, 7:43pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Yeah but if he stayed in Nazareth he would be alive today.
2   NuttBoxer   ignore (2)   2018 Jan 12, 12:25pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Jesus was born in Bethlehem because his family was from Bethlehem. They were there as a result of the census requiring everyone to travel to their hometown. So King David was also from Bethlehem. Ancient Israel was a bit bigger than it is today.
3   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Jan 16, 6:01pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says
Yeah but if he stayed in Nazareth he would be alive today.


anonymous says


I wonder what he would be riding if he was still alive today. My guess....Lamborghini.
4   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2018 Jan 16, 11:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Jesus' father was a horny dove, and his mom was a virgin. No wonder he had a messiah complex.
5   Shaman   ignore (2)   2018 Jan 17, 7:54am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Jesus was also a baby refugee in Egypt.

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