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Jesus was a Dreamer from Egypt


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2018 Jan 11, 5:49pm   2,135 views  5 comments

by MisdemeanorRebel   ➕follow (12)   💰tip   ignore  

Wasn't he like, born in Bethlehem to two parents, both of whom were from Israelis, and the Father was a descendant of an Israeli Monarch, David?

Author is a Catholic Priest, FFS.

https://www.americamagazine.org/politics-society/2018/01/11/baby-jesus-was-dreamer-egypt

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1   Tenpoundbass   2018 Jan 11, 7:43pm  

Yeah but if he stayed in Nazareth he would be alive today.
2   NuttBoxer   2018 Jan 12, 12:25pm  

Jesus was born in Bethlehem because his family was from Bethlehem. They were there as a result of the census requiring everyone to travel to their hometown. So King David was also from Bethlehem. Ancient Israel was a bit bigger than it is today.
3   Strategist   2018 Jan 16, 6:01pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Yeah but if he stayed in Nazareth he would be alive today.


anonymous says


I wonder what he would be riding if he was still alive today. My guess....Lamborghini.
4   Ceffer   2018 Jan 16, 11:12pm  

Jesus' father was a horny dove, and his mom was a virgin. No wonder he had a messiah complex.
5   Shaman   2018 Jan 17, 7:54am  

Jesus was also a baby refugee in Egypt.

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