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Better would be a 'Racial Accord' coupon that would entitle the bearer to a blow job.

Nothing for whitey?

People want light coffee so badly they'll add artificial creamer whitened with titanium dioxide, the same pigment used in white paint.

Pretty sure someone, somewhere can spin this as racis'.

Automan Empire says

People want light coffee so badly they'll add artificial creamer whitened with titanium dioxide, the same pigment used in white paint.

I like white chocolate over dark chocolate, but regular chocolate still wins. Does that make me racist?

Automan Empire says

People want light coffee so badly they'll add artificial creamer whitened with titanium dioxide, the same pigment used in white paint.

Pretty sure someone, somewhere can spin this as racis'.

To be fair they don't have that shit bleach creamer at Starbucks. Every coffee place these days has real half and half.

Every coffee place these days has real half and half.

Half and half? Is that one of the 31 genders?

You got candy named after you what more do you want
jvolstad says

Nothing for whitey?

BlueSardine,
I've not had Cracker Jack in years but I will buy a box today being in my second childhood & all.

We all said that appeasing left destroys companies... well there goes sbux.

Whitey got an entire restaurant chain: Cracker Barrel!

FortWayne says

We all said that appeasing left destroys companies... well there goes sbux.

I sure hope so! My wife would spend about $100/month less.

Quigley says

Whitey got an entire restaurant chain: Cracker Barrel!

Remember Sambos?

When I listen to NPR and their Panel talks about Cities should supply clean Heroin for junkies to use so they don't get Fentynol or how every Police squad car should carry the drug that brings overdose morons back from the brink of death. And when I hear them defend the Junkies that are released back onto the streets just mere minutes after being revived from overdosing. Sometimes just to end back up at Emergency services hours later.

I would love to take that whole panel and throw them in a drunk tank with nothing but three meals a day and water for about 30 days. Then just watch the Dragon eat them alive for the next 30 days. Only a fucking Junkie would say the shit those morons said.

We should do the same to Starbucks top executives. I bet that would be a fun 30 days to watch as well. Some might even see Jesus.

If I were Rich and Weird enough I would build a Junkie dungeon, and threw them in to dry them out for 30 days.

Tenpoundbass says

If I were Rich and Weird enough

Me thinks you've got half of this well covered.

Starbucks expropriated black coffee causing intersectional pain. What do they expect?

I know an EMT who has to deal with heroin overdoses on a weekly basis. Basically, it relaxes all your muscles, including your diaphragm, so if you take to much, you stop breathing. He puts the oxygen mask up to them and they magically come back to life almost instantly. If they say something to piss him off, he takes it right off and watches them pass out again. He keeps doing this until they stop. Once they give them Narcan, he says it's a regular occurrence that the addict then flips the fuck out because you killed their high, despite the fact that you just saved their life.

theoakman says

Once they give them Narcan, he says it's a regular occurrence that the addict then flips the fuck out because you killed their high, despite the fact that you just saved their life.

Pinching the nose will fix that.

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