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1   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 10:59am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What prevented the parents from waiting for him to walk out, change the lock, and leave a suitcase with his belongings in front of the door?
2   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 11:07am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Heraclitusstudent says
What prevented the parents from waiting for him to walk out, change the lock, and leave a suitcase with his belongings in front of the door?


In some areas one can only evict a person living in the house through courts. In Virginia, if a live-in girlfriend refuses to leave, you have to do the "Writ of Unlawful Detainer." Somehow live-ins get tenants rights.
3   justme   ignore (0)   2018 May 23, 11:11am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If the deadbeat were a daughter instead of a son, the judge would have let her stay for another 6 months, because EQUALITY.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 11:44am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What do Baby Boomer parents call MILLXYers? Vampires!

"I tried to pry my Vampire out of the basement, but he latched on with his canines and I couldn't shake him loose!"
5   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2018 May 23, 2:08pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Heraclitusstudent says
What prevented the parents from waiting for him to walk out, change the lock, and leave a suitcase with his belongings in front of the door?


That's what I did a few times when the kiddies "forgot" who makes the rules in the house.

It does wonders for an attitude adjustment!

The look on their faces when their key no longer works is priceless!
6   jvolstad   ignore (0)   2018 May 23, 4:57pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        



Get a haircut, shave, and join the Army. Free room and board.
7   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2018 May 24, 11:37am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Already on my long list of reasons not to have kids.
9   willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 May 24, 11:54am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Short-sighted parents should enslave him for his organs. Livers don’t last forever.
10   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2018 May 24, 11:56am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

willywonka says
Short-sighted parents should enslave him for his organs. Livers don’t last forever.


What would you do with the liver of a Snowflake Millennial?

Pretty useless (just like the rest of his body and mind)
11   RC2006   ignore (0)   2018 May 24, 12:25pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Looser, can't say I feel bad for the parents I am sure they contributed to him being a deadbeat failure they should have tossed him out a decade ago.
12   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 May 24, 12:51pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

jvolstad says
Get a haircut, shave, and join the Army. Free room and board.

What? And get up at 5.00am? The bum was fired from Best Buy in 2015 for refusing to work on weekends.

Sniper says
That's what I did a few times when the kiddies "forgot" who makes the rules in the house.

It does wonders for an attitude adjustment!

At times locking them out is the biggest favor you can do to the kids. Everyone needs a kick in the pants every now and then. Especially children who have not yet matured.
The parents of the 30 year old should have kicked him out a long time ago.Better late than never.
13   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 24, 7:22pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

"Take your AK47s, your grenades, and pipe bombs, and get out of here! And take all those bodies under the floor boards with you!"
14   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (1)   2018 May 24, 11:06pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I bet the mother smothered him with love until he wasn't cute any more but still dumb.
Now his best bet would be to find a childless but over maternal cougar that would take him - as a project.
15   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 May 25, 5:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

This it's why it's important to leave your toddlers in free fire zones alone as soon as they can stand.

The competent ones will come back, armed, fit, unstoppable and steeled for any grim eventuality and produce even more unconquerable progeny.

Ones like this asshole will feed the fitter, exactly as the Founding Fathers dictated.




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