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“Fuck one of these women, or die!” order your captors.


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2018 May 31, 5:52am   3,361 views  20 comments

by Al_Sharpton_for_President   ➕follow (5)   💰tip   ignore  

The beheaded bodies lining the room tell you that they are not kidding. Your choices:

1. Valerie Jarrett.
2. Janet Napolitano.
3. Loretta Lynch.

What do you do?

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1   Shaman   2018 May 31, 6:08am  

Die.
2   HeadSet   2018 May 31, 6:41am  

Why limit yourself to just one?
3   RC2006   2018 May 31, 7:34am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Can they achieve lubrication?

Just pull the scab off.
4   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2018 May 31, 9:02am  

Condi Rice has a nice ass can I substitute?
5   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2018 May 31, 9:42am  

Tenpoundbass says
Condi Rice has a nice ass can I substitute?
No, sorry. Condi was never located after a group of militant bull moose Code Pink lesbians picked her up after a lecture at Stanford. And this is Obama’s posse, anyway.
6   Ceffer   2018 May 31, 9:46am  

Are paper bags available? Don't eat anything for 12 hours, and definitely don't eat the femme fatalities.
7   HeadSet   2018 May 31, 10:41am  

Use some creativity to overcome any physical revulsion:

Have Valerie Jarrett in full costume "Planet of the Apes" role play sex

Have Janet Napolitano send you a memo asking for you to bang her "Right Wing Extreme"

Have Loretta Lynch and plane leave the Tarmac and do the "mile high club"
8   RWSGFY   2018 May 31, 10:53am  

"Man's got to know his limitations".

I'm afraid, it would be a certain death for me.
9   RC2006   2018 May 31, 10:59am  

What no option for Pelosi full gumming it she looks like she would be in it for a lot of tongue play, your dick would be like peanut butter in a horses mouth.
10   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 May 31, 11:26am  

I'm pretty sure I can throat fuck each into perma silence.

Just toss me a bone and let me fuck Huma Abedin as well.
11   Ceffer   2018 May 31, 1:05pm  

I thought the Founding Fathers didn't allow cruel and unusual punishments.
12   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2018 May 31, 1:24pm  

willywonka says
No, sorry. Condi was never located after a group of militant bull moose Code Pink lesbians picked her up after a lecture at Stanford. And this is Obama’s posse, anyway.


In that case Pat I'll like to buy a vowel to the head for $5000
13   HeadSet   2018 May 31, 2:53pm  

RC2006 says
What no option for Pelosi full gumming it she looks like she would be in it for a lot of tongue play, your dick would be like peanut butter in a horses mouth.


Set up the Glory Hole!
14   Booger   2018 May 31, 4:03pm  

4. Janet Reno
5. Oprah

With some Viagra, some lube, a blindfold, and some imagination, anything is possible.
15   lostand confused   2018 May 31, 5:27pm  

Are you trying to turn men gay?
16   MAGA   2018 May 31, 5:30pm  

No Hillary?
17   Strategist   2018 May 31, 8:02pm  

willywonka says
The beheaded bodies lining the room tell you that they are not kidding. Your choices:

1. Valerie Jarrett.
2. Janet Napolitano.
3. Loretta Lynch.

What do you do?


I would demand a blow job.
18   Ceffer   2018 May 31, 11:48pm  

I'd ask if I could fuck the headless corpses first, to get myself in the mood.
19   mmmarvel   2018 Jun 1, 6:15am  

How much alcohol will I get? Can I butt screw them? Will that count?? And even then ....
20   zzyzzx   2018 Jun 7, 8:35am  

Ripped off from another thread (/post/1316114/2018-05-20-reject-the-recall):

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