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Be careful who you trust...

By krc follow krc   2018 Jun 15, 10:43am 1,436 views   3 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5848205/Clarinetist-wins-damages-ex-girlfriend-deleted-email-offering-lucrative-scholarship.html
1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2018 Jun 15, 11:27am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

That night when she intercepted his acceptance email he got the best blowjob in the world. As his eyes rolled back behind his brains, he wondered.
"What did I do to deserve this?"
2   clambo   ignore (5)   2018 Jun 15, 7:08pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

He didn't practice safe computing or safe smart phone use.
3   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Jun 15, 8:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

When I'm thinking with my dick, I only have one goal.

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