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Nation's Tough, Masculine Guys Still Haven't Recovered From Offensive Razor Commercial


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2019 Jan 29, 4:58pm   2,392 views  23 comments

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According to sources from across the country, the nation's tough, masculine men still haven't recovered from an offensive razor commercial put out by Gillette around two weeks ago.

Men all over the country protested the idea of masculinity being attacked by a razor ad and proceeded to spend the next two weeks crying over the commercial.

"How dare Gillette attack my masculinity---I'm very masculine!" said one man, weeping, as he watched the ad a fortieth time Monday. "It's just not fair."

Many brawny, tough men who disagreed with the ad reportedly requested a safe space from the commercial's hurtful words and triggering rhetoric.

"The problem nowadays is that companies think the nation's men are snowflakes," said another man who has spent every waking moment for the past 14 days debating the commercial on the internet. "They don't respect traditional, tough masculinity, as I have been displaying throughout my whining over this ad for days on end."

Thankfully, the nation's tough guys are expected to make a full recovery sometime within the next six months, according to medical experts.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-tough-masculine-guys-still-havent-recovered-from-offensive-razor-commercial

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1   Ceffer   2019 Jan 29, 5:01pm  

Tears 'n Beers. How come nobody has written a country western song about it yet?
2   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jan 29, 5:03pm  

C'mon, let's have a little equality. Feminists are still ranting about Douche advertising from the 1950s.
3   Ceffer   2019 Jan 29, 5:09pm  

I thought the Gillette ad WAS about douches.
5   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Jan 29, 5:35pm  

We weren’t crying, we got angry. Big difference between that and silliness in that article.
6   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Jan 29, 5:37pm  

Fuck Gillette, I’m through with them. Bad relationship.
7   marcus   2019 Jan 29, 5:41pm  

Kakistocracy says
According to sources from across the country, the nation's tough, masculine men still haven't recovered from an offensive razor commercial put out by Gillette around two weeks ago.


Nice.

We weren’t crying, we got angry. Big difference between that and silliness in that article.

FW, if some wanna be "real man" had ever grabbed you by the pussy, then you would understand what toxic masculinity is.
9   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Jan 29, 6:14pm  

Not in CA

Fucking rifle ban assholes out here.
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Chicks are FREE! to pack M134 if anyone fucks with them, or hire a guy to carry it.
10   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jan 29, 6:21pm  

marcus says


Liberals don't give births, they have an abortionist stick a scissor like object in their ovaries and cut a baby into several parts, then siphon it out.

And that's just the male liberals.
11   MrMagic   2019 Jan 29, 7:45pm  

marcus says
if some wanna be "real man" had ever grabbed you by the pussy, then you would understand what toxic masculinity is.


Sounds like you've experienced yours being grabbed before. What did it feel like?
12   krc   2019 Jan 29, 8:47pm  

Egard Watches played this perfectly. A quick counter ad to the Gillette commercial and it looks like most all of the lower end watches are sold out, others won't be available until April/May. Quick thinking team....
13   anonymous   2019 Jan 30, 1:10am  

MrMagic says
Sounds like you've experienced yours being grabbed before. What did it feel like?


The same way it felt when yours was grabbed I presume.
14   clambo   2019 Jan 30, 5:21am  

I never had to "get over" that fucked up Gilette ad; I don't give a shit what commercials say because a guy invented the MUTE button on the remote controls.

Sometimes it's fun to try and guess what bullshit the voiceover would be.

I use Bic disposable razors anyway; I keep a few extras around so a girl in her 20s can shave her pussy when she is visiting me.

yeah, they're the "best a man can get" believe it brother.
15   HeadSet   2019 Jan 30, 7:12am  

clambo says
I keep a few extras around so a girl in her 20s can shave her pussy when she is visiting me.


You must be a cold man, making a woman visitor shave her own pussy.....
16   anonymous   2019 Jan 30, 7:44am  

Ceffer says
I thought the Gillette ad WAS about douches.


It was - look at who is whining on here about a piece of Satire from the Babylon Bee. Talk about your lack of reading comprehension and reacting to headlines.
18   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Jan 30, 9:36am  

The article is wrong. It's wrong because it assumes men just take insults and like liberal doormats accept it. No! Wrong! Real men don't put up with shit.

Suck it liberals!
19   Heraclitusstudent   2019 Jan 30, 12:12pm  

Comparison with Nike’s Kaepernick ad:
20   Ceffer   2019 Jan 30, 12:17pm  

We have transcended the PC Vomit Meter, and are now into the PC Dry Heaves Meter!
21   anonymous   2019 Jan 30, 1:02pm  

FortWayneIndiana says
Real men don't put up with shit.


Going to go out on a limb here but I strongly suspect you take and put up with more than your share from the little woman - otherwise you would have moved back to Indiana like you wanted to.

Just like all the stout hearted men on the forum - the wife says jump and a meek voice says how high

Suck it manly men...you have a boss at home besides at work.
22   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jan 30, 1:03pm  

By the Power of the Constitution and a Carnivorous Diet Low in Soy...

23   Ceffer   2019 Jan 30, 4:29pm  

I know. Computer games and TV: hours wasted when you should be fucking reams of chicks into sobbing, grateful submission and doing your part for the banishment of feminism.

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