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Rin should buy a Sex Robot, to increase his retirement savings

By Rin follow Rin unfollow 2019 Feb 5, 10:08am 1,288 views 17 comments watch nsfw quote share

It's pretty clear ... after my consulting gig is over, the costs of travel/lodging/food/drinks & then paying hoes in places like Montreal, Thailand, Australia, Germany, and Holland will eat up a slice of my dividend stream which is better used for equity reinvestment over time.

So here's the thing, a sex robot from let's say RealDoll, even with a lot of customization, is no more than $20K. And thus, I can live in Boston, get my dick wet daily (while fondling boobs and ass) and keep all of my money, letting it grow, so that when I'm in my mid-to-late 50s, I'd have a lot of extra cash to burn with a retirement visa down in Australia.

Tenpoundbass ignore (16) 2019 Feb 5, 10:17am ↑ like (0) ↓ dislike (0) quote flag

Why stop there? You could save even more money using sandwich bags.

Rin ignore (4) 2019 Feb 5, 10:18am ↑ like (0) ↓ dislike (0) quote flag

Tenpoundbass says

Why stop there?

Read the following ...

Rin says

while fondling boobs and ass

Ceffer ignore (4) 2019 Feb 5, 10:58am ↑ like (2) ↓ dislike (0) quote flag

Great, now I'm going to fall in love with a sandwich bag. Thanks Rin and TPB.

4 ThreeBays ignore (0) 2019 Feb 5, 11:07am ↑ like (0) ↓ dislike (0) quote flag

How long before you would get bored?

Rin ignore (4) 2019 Feb 5, 11:08am ↑ like (0) ↓ dislike (0) quote flag

ThreeBays says

How long before you would get bored?

I do own a car.

If I ever get bored and need a diversion, I'll make the 5.5 hr drive from Boston to Montreal, and bang a Mademoiselle.

rocketjoe79 ignore (2) 2019 Feb 5, 12:24pm ↑ like (0) ↓ dislike (0) quote flag

Really, this is mandatory for all males. Regular emptying of the balls = Prostate health.

Rin ignore (4) 2019 Feb 5, 12:33pm ↑ like (0) ↓ dislike (0) quote flag

rocketjoe79 says

Really, this is mandatory for all males. Regular emptying of the balls = Prostate health.

Yes, but while one's playing with tits and ass.

Tenpoundbass ignore (16) 2019 Feb 5, 1:14pm ↑ like (1) ↓ dislike (0) quote flag

Could this be the offical Rin snack.

Hillary Butthole chocolates

Ceffer ignore (4) 2019 Feb 5, 2:00pm ↑ like (0) ↓ dislike (0) quote flag

Tenpoundbass says

Hillary Butthole chocolates

When one asshole just isn't enough.

Rin ignore (4) 2019 Feb 5, 2:09pm ↑ like (0) ↓ dislike (0) quote flag

Here's a technique for a man to keep his cock happy.

Basically, it involves a sex doll.

What you do is pop a Cialis and let the penis get hard.

Then, pop a sleeping pill, and slide your pole into the sex doll's lubricated hole. Don't climax inside the doll. Gently, fall asleep, while holding onto her boobs, and then, upon awakening, finish her off in the morning.

This is a type of conditioning program where in effect, the cock realizes that being with an actual living woman, isn't needed for pleasure, comfort, and orgasms. It also trains the hand/penis complex since the boobs are in palms.