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Rin should buy a Sex Robot, to increase his retirement savings

By Rin follow Rin   2019 Feb 5, 10:08am 1,288 views   17 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


It's pretty clear ... after my consulting gig is over, the costs of travel/lodging/food/drinks & then paying hoes in places like Montreal, Thailand, Australia, Germany, and Holland will eat up a slice of my dividend stream which is better used for equity reinvestment over time.

So here's the thing, a sex robot from let's say RealDoll, even with a lot of customization, is no more than $20K. And thus, I can live in Boston, get my dick wet daily (while fondling boobs and ass) and keep all of my money, letting it grow, so that when I'm in my mid-to-late 50s, I'd have a lot of extra cash to burn with a retirement visa down in Australia.
1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2019 Feb 5, 10:17am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why stop there? You could save even more money using sandwich bags.
2   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 5, 10:18am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Why stop there?


Read the following ...

Rin says
while fondling boobs and ass
3   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 5, 10:58am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Great, now I'm going to fall in love with a sandwich bag. Thanks Rin and TPB.
4   ThreeBays   ignore (0)   2019 Feb 5, 11:07am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How long before you would get bored?
5   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 5, 11:08am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ThreeBays says
How long before you would get bored?


I do own a car.

If I ever get bored and need a diversion, I'll make the 5.5 hr drive from Boston to Montreal, and bang a Mademoiselle.
6   rocketjoe79   ignore (2)   2019 Feb 5, 12:24pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Really, this is mandatory for all males. Regular emptying of the balls = Prostate health.
7   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 5, 12:33pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

rocketjoe79 says
Really, this is mandatory for all males. Regular emptying of the balls = Prostate health.


Yes, but while one's playing with tits and ass.
8   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2019 Feb 5, 1:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Could this be the offical Rin snack.

Hillary Butthole chocolates

9   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 5, 2:00pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Hillary Butthole chocolates

When one asshole just isn't enough.
10   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 5, 2:09pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Here's a technique for a man to keep his cock happy.

Basically, it involves a sex doll.

What you do is pop a Cialis and let the penis get hard.

Then, pop a sleeping pill, and slide your pole into the sex doll's lubricated hole. Don't climax inside the doll. Gently, fall asleep, while holding onto her boobs, and then, upon awakening, finish her off in the morning.

This is a type of conditioning program where in effect, the cock realizes that being with an actual living woman, isn't needed for pleasure, comfort, and orgasms. It also trains the hand/penis complex since the boobs are in palms.
11   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2019 Feb 5, 2:13pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Could this be the offical Rin snack.

Hillary Butthole chocolates




Ok guys, where are the "Dark Chocolate" and "White Chocolate" jokes?
12   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 5, 2:27pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is this supposed to make kissing ass more palatable?
13   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2019 Feb 5, 3:20pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Is this supposed to make kissing ass more palatable?


No, but it will make "eating ass" more palatable.
14   BlueSardine   ignore (3)   2019 Feb 5, 3:24pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's worked up to now, looks like he's settled in...
ThreeBays says
How long before you would get bored?
15   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2019 Feb 6, 5:21pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin this could be your year.

17   kt1652   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 8, 7:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin, hoes are looking at the clock.
Smell their tits, whiskey from the last john.

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