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Political Humor thread.

By marcus follow marcus   2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 86,581 views   9,440 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    





This is distinct from the TRump humor thread. If you're a triggered right winger, that wants to vent the best "libs are evil" crap you can come up with, this is the place. Not the TRump cartoon and Meme thread.

Although feel free to post memes very specific to Trump about how awesome he is, in the Trump cartoon and meme thread.

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9401   socal2   ignore (1)   2020 Mar 30, 3:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

richwicks says
Gee, I wonder if it has any connection to what happened with a UN resolution in 1947?


Really? Muslims from Iran to Algeria ethnically cleansed Christians, Jews and Hindus from the entire Middle East because some Arabs living in Palestine refused to live peacefully with Jews........many of who fled from the Holocaust and persecution from Arab countries?

You somehow thinks this makes this massive ethnic cleansing done by the Muslim world to all non-Muslims acceptable or even understandable?




richwicks says
I'm just sick and tired of people's constant whining that a nuclear power with an airforce, and a military,


I am just sick and tired of people constantly blaming Israel and the Jews for the monumental fuck ups, racism, corruption and barbarity of the Muslim/Arab world.

Sunnis aren't killing Shias by the thousands (and vice versa) because some Jews life in Israel.
9402   richwicks   ignore (0)   2020 Mar 30, 3:57pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

socal2 says
Really? Muslims from Iran to Algeria ethnically cleansed Christians, Jews and Hindus from the entire Middle East because some Arabs living in Palestine refused to live peacefully with Jews........


You mean FRENCH Algeria? I think a French colony revolted, just as Vietnam once did.

socal2 says
many of who fled from the Holocaust and persecution from Arab countries?

You somehow thinks this makes this massive ethnic cleansing done by the Muslim world to all non-Muslims acceptable or even understandable?


Don't strawman me.

socal2 says
I am just sick and tired of people constantly blaming Israel and the Jews for the monumental fuck ups, racism, corruption and barbarity of the Muslim/Arab world.


Am I doing that? No - so why are you bringing this up? Because you're intentionally engaging in a logical fallacy of constructing a stawman.

socal2 says
Sunnis aren't killing Shias by the thousands (and vice versa) because some Jews life in Israel.


Who is talking about them?

I'm just pointing out, that Israel will eventually take over the West Bank, and probably Gaza, they will remove their non Jewish population by some method, and this has always been the plan. There will never be a two state solution and oh golly, some people resist it still - pointlessly.

That's all I'm talking about.

If Israel had ANY intention of creating a two state solution, Israel is clearly powerful enough to do it today. The only possible reason they won't do this, is that they are going to take over all the land. There might be some reservations set aside, and that's about it. When Israel offers some "generous deal", nobody is given access to the actual deal, and all you know about them is what some propagandist in the Western press writes about them. The reason this happens, is that it probably isn't a generous deal and Israel has no intention of having a deal made.

Come up with an alternative explanation.
9403   richwicks   ignore (0)   2020 Mar 30, 5:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

socal2 says
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I see somebody is flagging my posts... Gee, who would that be?

That's one thing that pisses me off about this site, people abuse the system, Patrick ignores it. Fuck it. If I'm not allowed to have a conversation, this is not a place that it claims to be "Freedom to Offend"

BS.

You might want to consider why you use such underhanded techniques to "win" in a disagreement.
9404   NoCoupForYou   ignore (5)   2020 Mar 30, 6:20pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

richwicks says
You mean FRENCH Algeria? I think a French colony revolted, just as Vietnam once did.


You mean an infamous Pirate Den had given the French too much shit over many centuries, so the French took it over and barely gave the barbarians a veneer of civilization.

The Algerians still owe France trillions for a millenia of rape, looting, burning, raids, and slavery. Corsica, Sardinia, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Greece, Cyprus, Malta, etc. are all owed big money by North Africans.

Then, after demanding the French leave France to have home rule, a huge number moved to France to create Algerian Welfare Colonies on the outskirts of major French Cities.
9405   NoCoupForYou   ignore (5)   2020 Mar 30, 6:35pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

richwicks says
Give me a government document. Try to find one. Good luck. I've looked for YEARS.


How could there be an Israeli or Palestinian Government document from 1947 when there was neither? There was only a loose Arab League of several Arab Countries speaking on behalf of the Levantine Arabs (not yet Palestinians) and the Jews.

There was a UN plan that was approved in the assembly, rejected by all Arabs, but accepted by the provisional Israeli government.

Most of the half of the remaining quarter was the Negev, completely useless wasteland with no agra or mineral resources. Cannot even support humans even on a subsidence scale. Again, 75% of Palestine was already given to the Arab State of Jordan by the UK in the 1920s.
https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/map-of-the-un-partition-plan

Oh, and here is the full plan. It took me 30 seconds using Duck Duck Go to find it, I'm sorry you spent years looking for it.
https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/united-nations-general-assembly-resolution-181/

Now show me one formal Palestinian Peace Proposal presented since Oslo.

Until the 1960s, there were no Palestinians, only Arabs. In fact, any use of the term "Palestinians" referred to Jews





9407   Patrick   ignore (0)   2020 Mar 30, 8:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

https://freebeacon.com/2020-election/billionaire-who-helped-rehab-jeffrey-epstein-image-drops-million-boost-biden/

A Silicon Valley billionaire who helped rehab the image of sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is now pouring major cash into the super PAC supporting Joe Biden's candidacy.

The Unite the Country PAC, which launched in late October as Biden was posting low fundraising totals, hauled in $4.2 million in February, its newest records show. Its largest donation was $1 million from LinkedIn founder and Democratic megadonor Reid Hoffman, who previously apologized for "helping to repair" Epstein's reputation and for funding a pro-Democrat disinformation campaign in Alabama.

The pro-Biden PAC has provided an outside cash boost to Biden's bid for the nomination. Biden initially chastised the PAC's formation, leading the group to shut down. Biden's communications director said at the time the candidate "does not welcome assistance from super PACs." The former vice president later reversed course after fundraising troubles, and the PAC began operations again. Unite the Country has since poured millions into Iowa and Super Tuesday states. It is currently running advertisements repeating two debunked claims about President Donald Trump's handling of the coronavirus pandemic.

Hoffman—the PAC's largest donor with $1.5 million in contributions—acknowledged he had several interactions with Epstein. The billionaire tech mogul said he put Epstein in contact with others for fundraising purposes after the child molester had been charged with sex crimes. In August 2015, Hoffman invited Epstein and Joi Ito, the former director of MIT's Media Lab, to dinner in California.


Wait, this isn't very funny. It's just business as usual, with the mega-rich Democratic elite defending child molesters and undermining democracy with money to try to keep globalization going.
9408   Patrick   ignore (0)   2020 Mar 30, 8:08pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This one actually is kinda funny, though totally expected:

9413   marcus   ignore (12)   2020 Mar 30, 11:22pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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Better late than never I guess. Trump is finally thinking ahead


9415   marcus   ignore (12)   2020 Mar 30, 11:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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Just a reminder. The left can't meme.
9416   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2020 Mar 31, 7:05am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says
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Just a reminder. The left can't meme.

For how long are you going to prove it?
9417   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2020 Mar 31, 7:33am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says
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How about H1N1? That would be a more fair comparison with Covid-19. Bringing up Ebola is like saying no one dies from Beri-Beri under Trump's watch.
9423   WookieMan   ignore (4)   2020 Mar 31, 1:08pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says
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Don't know one right leaning person that supports the stimulus. I'm going to pay for it so I hate it. What was the alternative though? Explain what you would have done....
9425   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (2)   2020 Mar 31, 3:09pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says
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Just a reminder. The left can't meme.


Still true yes.
9426   socal2   ignore (1)   2020 Mar 31, 3:15pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WookieMan says
Don't know one right leaning person that supports the stimulus. I'm going to pay for it so I hate it. What was the alternative though? Explain what you would have done....


I don't know any normal person (left or right) who thinks the government giving the people back about 20% of what they just took from us in taxes to combat a national emergency is "Socialism".
9428   mostly_reader   ignore (1)   2020 Mar 31, 4:27pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

richwicks says
Oh BS. If Israel was at all interested in a two state solution, Israel would have declared their borders 40 years ago, and whatever was left over would have been "Palestine".

Israel intends to take over the entire West Bank, and probably Gaza as well. They will either exterminate the people living there or expel them.

It's always very convenient that "Palestinians" send over rockets at opportune times, to justify Israel's incursions into what remains of Palestinian territory. Considering the history of false flags, I would expect people to be more suspicious. The only thing that lobbing some rocket into Israel from Palestinian territory is justification of Israel to build a new settlement, I have to wonder why Palestinians bother. I can see how it advantages Israel though.

Here's a simple challenge: name one case when Israel would start fighting unprovoked and/or not already under attack.

The only way you can dodge this challenge is by drifting off to the land of batshit crazy. Such as by claiming that respective attacks on Israel were in fact false flags.

Here's a bit of humor to lighten everyone's day. Well, may be not, because it's "you can't make this up" type of a thing. Those who already associate UN with clown world will likely find it humorous.
This is about Iron Dome, super advanced and expensive Israeli technology which protects civilians from these "false flag" rocket attacks. Well, I came across this precious piece from 2014 https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/aug/1/un-condemns-israel-us-not-sharing-iron-dome-hamas/
"U.N. condemns Israel, U.S. for not sharing Iron Dome with Hamas.

The United Nations slammed Israel for possibly committing war crimes in its fight against Hamas — and then backed that accusation by suggesting the Jewish nation ought to be sharing its Iron Dome defensive technology with the very terror group it’s fighting."
9429   marcus   ignore (12)   2020 Mar 31, 5:35pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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File under "the left can't meme"


9433   jazz_music   ignore (15)   2020 Mar 31, 10:28pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Biden related lying because feelz.

The calibre is gutter level bestiality cartoon actually.

Feelz good?
9434   NoCoupForYou   ignore (5)   2020 Mar 31, 11:54pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says
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The real reason the Left/Demmedia hates the Trump Pressers:



Trumps ratings are now the highest of his Presidency.
9435   NoCoupForYou   ignore (5)   2020 Mar 31, 11:59pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        



Noooo! His approval ratings on China Virus handling through the roof!

What's funny is that Lefties the Pressers to be shut down because it lets him talk without being Filtered through Demmedia.

The other funny thing is that the Demmedia "Journalist" (Narrative Drivers) are insisting the Press coverage be stopped, but the bosses realize it's such a viewer draw they can't justify it.
9436   marcus   ignore (12)   2020 Apr 1, 1:20am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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NoCoupForYou says

Trumps ratings are now the highest of his Presidency.


Shocking. How could that not be the case.

Imagine what his approval ratings would be if he hadn't fucked it up so royally.

You're just like Trump. All you can think about is how this whole thing affects him
9437   marcus   ignore (12)   2020 Apr 1, 1:24am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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The amazing thing is that for example having a President talking about the ratings of his press conference is normalized. This doesn't even seem strange to his supporters. THey see who he is, how he behaves, they know he's going to constantly act like a toddler (no media filtering necessary) and they think it's just great.

Yet still, somehow when the media simply observes who he is and how he behaves, they say "Trump gets the worst media coverage ever." It's as if his behavior has nothing to do with the reporting of his behavior or quotes from his tweets.

Yes, he can show some leadership during this crisis without constantly flinging his own feces at the reporters. Lol, and you're bragging about it.
9438   RC2006   ignore (2)   2020 Apr 1, 8:04am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

NoCoupForYou says
Noooo! His approval ratings on China Virus handling through the roof!

What's funny is that Lefties the Pressers to be shut down because it lets him talk without being Filtered through Demmedia.

The other funny thing is that the Demmedia "Journalist" (Narrative Drivers) are insisting the Press coverage be stopped, but the bosses realize it's such a viewer draw they can't justify it.


Even when he does fuck up at this point liberal media have went so out of there way making shit up that republicans and more importantly independents are being pushed further towards him. I don't even bother arguing or giving my opinion hardcore dem friends and family it doesn't matter they never leave their bubble and for sure can't handle other opinions. I just let them think I'm a dem just like they think everyone else is in their false reality.
9439   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2020 Apr 1, 8:16am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says
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File under "the left can't meme"



People who died from viruses under Obama vs. Trump.
9440   marcus   ignore (12)   2020 Apr 1, 9:39am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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RC2006 says
went so out of there way making shit up


I'd love to hear a couple examples. Bet it's a struggle to come up with some.

RC2006 says
through the roof!


"The roof, " also referred to by some as "the 45% level."

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