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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   384,279 views  20,143 comments

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18938   Patrick   2022 Sep 21, 4:35pm  

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/Not_the_Bee/status/1572320536302329856



Biden. Trump. Together on 60 Minutes.


OK, it's not real, but it is funny.
18939   Ceffer   2022 Sep 21, 7:39pm  

Does this mean he will be declaring the Rockefeller cartel sponsors, the international CIA and the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC terrorist organizations?
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/75690
18941   richwicks   2022 Sep 22, 6:42am  

Tenpoundbass says


Chinese net denizens Convert Woke Mariel back into a Round Eye LOL





I forgot about that. The film is going to bomb in China. China has a thing against black people.

I really don't care about this film, being FAR too old to have even appreciated the original (or seen it), but I have seen the trailer. It's just fucking dark all around and I'm not talking about the actress. Who cares? The live action remakes strip all the artistry of the original, and you don't have to see the updated wreck anyhow. Anyhow, clearly they've run out of ideas, and it seems they are just trolling their (once) loyal customer base.

Screw Disney, they're all a bunch of freaks and pedophiles today. James Gunn is a degenerate pervert, no surprise they hired him. They hired Victor Salva, even after he did jail time for raping one of child stars from Clownhouse. Fuck that company, I hope they buuuuuurn. I hope they get more woke, and just get worse and worse and worse.
18942   gabbar   2022 Sep 22, 7:13am  

The American fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information. - Vice President Henry A Wallace, 1944
18944   gabbar   2022 Sep 22, 7:53am  

“A highly skilled and popular politician will serve his own interests, those of his supporters and contributors, those of his party, and those he prefers—all before those of the voters—because promises mean nothing once you are elected and out of reach.” —Kevin Everett FitzMaurice
18945   Patrick   2022 Sep 22, 10:09am  

Tenpoundbass says








Here is the whole conflict in a nutshell.

The patricians with status and money are afraid that we plebeians will stop playing their game of "masters and servants". And so they do stupid things like arguing with a cat turd. They demand the respect as the American aristocracy, but we just keep farting at them. And it's hilarious!

The hate for Trump is largely fear that all the years they spent getting indoctrinated into the Ivy League cult so that they could exclude the plebeians and fly first class might have been for nothing.
18946   Patrick   2022 Sep 22, 10:47am  

https://www.bournbrookmag.com/home/covidianism-and-the-frightened-crowd-part-ii


This is something worth considering when we assess Covidianism; it is grounded on organised, government-led credentialism and scientism.


Questioning the holy toxxine is equivalent to questioning the credentials of those who are forcing it on the public.

Again, their terror is that we will just stop playing "masters and servants" and strip them of their power by our refusal to play along.
18947   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:37am  

Uh, oh. Trump is doomed.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/17589
18948   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:42am  

Hunter was so impressed with Biden Actor's defense of him overcoming addiction and all, he decided to throw a party at his Malibu pad:
https://t.me/Absolute1776/17592




18949   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:55am  

Globalist lab rat discovers that Green measures are designed to fail. Like, DUHHHH! Not a single thing they are proposing will do anything but cause energy starvation and food starvation, as intended, to put the populace in putty like subservience to their agendas. Anything relying on electronics or batteries will begin to fail after ten years tops. That's scarcely past the depreciation and tax advantage schedules.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/18350
18950   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:58am  

Trump reveals that his will contains all of IHLlary's deleted emails.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/18351
18951   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 12:04pm  

Pelosi's beefier, younger body double comments on Biden Actor Stable's running again for rigged election in 2024. Why don't they just turn them into cartoons, it would be more entertaining.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/18364
18960   Patrick   2022 Sep 22, 5:48pm  



original link


From Christmas, but worth repeating.
18963   AmericanKulak   2022 Sep 22, 9:58pm  

Patrick says







Everybody mocked the great Major General Orde Wingate, but he was a believer in the Onion as a powerhouse against disease.
18964   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 10:06pm  

AmericanKulak says

he was a believer in the Onion as a powerhouse against disease.

Kept everybody more than ten feet away without coaxing.
18965   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 10:18pm  

Guess the cereal lobby sent a bigger bribe than the meat lobby:
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/74860
18966   AmericanKulak   2022 Sep 22, 10:34pm  

Sounds like something Big Agra/Big Pharma would say.

Chicken has pretty much every essential amino acid, and is low cal yet packed with protein.
18967   richwicks   2022 Sep 22, 10:37pm  

Ceffer says

Guess the cereal lobby sent a bigger bribe than the meat lobby:

https://www.naturalnews.com/2022-09-21-advisor-claims-lucky-charms-healthier-than-chicken.html#


I don't believe it. Natural News isn't exactly great about being diligent about being accurate. I consider Mike Adams to be to health like Alex Jones is to news. He's not totally worthless, but considering the quality of information from our establishment, it's a tiny step up.
18968   Patrick   2022 Sep 22, 11:08pm  

It looks like it's true, sadly. The White House ‘Nutrition Advisor’ is literally using his office to do paid product placement.

https://www.thedailybell.com/all-articles/news-analysis/white-house-nutrition-advisor-claims-lucky-charms-are-healthier-than-chicken/

https://www.nature.com/articles/s43016-022-00556-1
18969   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:17pm  

Of course, they will next proclaim Lucky Charms made from ze bugz is much healthier than either. "Eat ze nice poison, that's a good boy"
18970   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:37pm  

LOLZ!
18971   richwicks   2022 Sep 22, 11:41pm  

Patrick says


It looks like it's true, sadly. The White House ‘Nutrition Advisor’ is literally using his office to do paid product placement.

https://www.thedailybell.com/all-articles/news-analysis/white-house-nutrition-advisor-claims-lucky-charms-are-healthier-than-chicken/


I don't think it's unfortunate.

How insane does our government have to get before people stop trusting them? It's just another intelligence/gullibility test.

Remember, ketchup is a vegetable? That was Reagan, but really Bush Sr.

I'm tired of people trusting the authorities. I'm sick of it. The more ridiculous, the better. "The unvaccinated pose a risk to the vaccinated" after all. How much more fucking crazy does it have to get?

But I'm still unconvinced. Let's see at at *.gov.
18973   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:46pm  

Dead Bill's avatar going from horny to corny Notice he isn't telling anybody where that cob has been.:
18974   Ceffer   2022 Sep 23, 10:31am  

How the wheel of fortune turns. Russia instructing us how to run an honest election.
https://t.me/asbmil/5586

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