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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   467,055 views  21,709 comments

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18959   Patrick   2022 Sep 22, 5:48pm  



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From Christmas, but worth repeating.
18962   AmericanKulak   2022 Sep 22, 9:58pm  

Patrick says







Everybody mocked the great Major General Orde Wingate, but he was a believer in the Onion as a powerhouse against disease.
18963   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 10:06pm  

AmericanKulak says

he was a believer in the Onion as a powerhouse against disease.

Kept everybody more than ten feet away without coaxing.
18964   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 10:18pm  

Guess the cereal lobby sent a bigger bribe than the meat lobby:
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/74860
18965   AmericanKulak   2022 Sep 22, 10:34pm  

Sounds like something Big Agra/Big Pharma would say.

Chicken has pretty much every essential amino acid, and is low cal yet packed with protein.
18966   richwicks   2022 Sep 22, 10:37pm  

Ceffer says

Guess the cereal lobby sent a bigger bribe than the meat lobby:

https://www.naturalnews.com/2022-09-21-advisor-claims-lucky-charms-healthier-than-chicken.html#


I don't believe it. Natural News isn't exactly great about being diligent about being accurate. I consider Mike Adams to be to health like Alex Jones is to news. He's not totally worthless, but considering the quality of information from our establishment, it's a tiny step up.
18967   Patrick   2022 Sep 22, 11:08pm  

It looks like it's true, sadly. The White House ‘Nutrition Advisor’ is literally using his office to do paid product placement.

https://www.thedailybell.com/all-articles/news-analysis/white-house-nutrition-advisor-claims-lucky-charms-are-healthier-than-chicken/

https://www.nature.com/articles/s43016-022-00556-1
18968   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:17pm  

Of course, they will next proclaim Lucky Charms made from ze bugz is much healthier than either. "Eat ze nice poison, that's a good boy"
18969   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:37pm  

LOLZ!
18970   richwicks   2022 Sep 22, 11:41pm  

Patrick says


It looks like it's true, sadly. The White House ‘Nutrition Advisor’ is literally using his office to do paid product placement.

https://www.thedailybell.com/all-articles/news-analysis/white-house-nutrition-advisor-claims-lucky-charms-are-healthier-than-chicken/


I don't think it's unfortunate.

How insane does our government have to get before people stop trusting them? It's just another intelligence/gullibility test.

Remember, ketchup is a vegetable? That was Reagan, but really Bush Sr.

I'm tired of people trusting the authorities. I'm sick of it. The more ridiculous, the better. "The unvaccinated pose a risk to the vaccinated" after all. How much more fucking crazy does it have to get?

But I'm still unconvinced. Let's see at at *.gov.
18972   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:46pm  

Dead Bill's avatar going from horny to corny Notice he isn't telling anybody where that cob has been.:
18973   Ceffer   2022 Sep 23, 10:31am  

How the wheel of fortune turns. Russia instructing us how to run an honest election.
https://t.me/asbmil/5586
18975   Ceffer   2022 Sep 23, 1:55pm  

Some things never change.
18976   RWSGFY   2022 Sep 23, 2:06pm  

Ceffer says


Yet, LOL!
https://t.me/asbmil/5586


Still hasn't recognized the Crimean sham "voting" after 8 years, LOL. Actually, nobody has.
18980   Ceffer   2022 Sep 23, 2:19pm  

To be perfectly fair, he was just the middle man jocko homo Manchurian.
18981   Ceffer   2022 Sep 23, 2:22pm  

That's all we needed. Fag and Tranny Fentanyl:
"SACRAMENTO – The California Department of Public Health (CDPH) this week warned school leaders about a new and concerning “rainbow fentanyl” drug that may interest youth. In a letter to superintendents and charter school administrators, CDPH Director and State Public Health Officer Tomás J. Aragón warned that “rainbow fentanyl” is a potentially fatal drug found in pills and powders in a variety of bright colors, shapes and sizes that could attract young people.

“Rainbow fentanyl can be found in many forms, including pills, powder, and blocks that can resemble sidewalk chalk or candy,” said Dr. Aragón. “Any pill, regardless of its color, shape, or size, that does not come from a health care provider or pharmacist can contain fentanyl and can be deadly,” he said.

In its letter, CDPH points to a recent warning from the United States Drug Enforcement Agency that notes the highly addictive and potentially deadly “rainbow fentanyl” has been found in at least 18 states.

Anyone who encounters fentanyl in any form should not handle it and should call 911 immediately.

Recognizing the signs of opioid overdose can save a life. Here are some things to look for:
• Small, constricted “pinpoint pupils”
• Falling asleep or losing consciousness
• Slow, weak, or no breathing
• Choking or gurgling sounds
• Limp body
• Cold and/or clammy skin
• Discolored skin (especially in lips and nails)

It may be hard to tell if a person is high or experiencing an overdose. If you aren’t sure, treat it like an overdose. Here are the steps that could save a life:
1. Call 911 immediately
2. Administer naloxone, if available
3. Try to keep the person awake and breathing
4. Lay the person on their side to prevent choking
5. Stay with the person until emergency help arrives

Get more facts about Fentanyl from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

Some California schools have created naloxone policies in response to increases in opioid overdoses among youth. Naloxone is a life-saving medication used to reverse an opioid overdose. CDPH encourages schools that are interested in developing these policies and receiving free naloxone to review relevant regulations and apply for a Statewide Standing Order for Naloxone.

The California Department of Health Care Services (DHCS) Naloxone Distribution Project offers free naloxone to qualified organizations, including schools and universities."
18982   Booger   2022 Sep 23, 2:29pm  

Ceffer says




Hatch Act violation.
18983   Ceffer   2022 Sep 23, 2:36pm  

"You will be in caves eating ze bugs, and you vill be happy with our new vet implants. My Pomeranian loves his."
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/33084
18984   Ceffer   2022 Sep 23, 2:40pm  

Neua Buchenwald Bertha threatens Italy for voting in an unprescribed manner:
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/33091
18986   HeadSet   2022 Sep 23, 7:15pm  

Ceffer says


Guess the cereal lobby sent a bigger bribe than the meat lobby:
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/74860

That's a bowl of Froot Loops....
18988   Onvacation   2022 Sep 23, 8:12pm  

richwicks says

Remember, ketchup is a vegetable?

And that is why Bill's (Gates) evil plan to buy up all the farmland and place us on a GMO bug diet will fail!

I can grow enough tomatoes in my backyard to feed the neighborhood.
18990   mell   2022 Sep 23, 9:53pm  

Is that Tonya harding? Lol

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