Political Humor Thread

2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   535,708 views  23,221 comments

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23154   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:11pm  

I have a record collection that's three times bigger than my 120 inch TV. Does that bring creds?

23156   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:20pm  

Watch the demons squirm and gaslight under the questions. That is a better answer than what they actually said.

23157   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:20pm  

She became too notorious to suicide. However, Clintons have gotten a lot more reckless and indifferent since then.

23158   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:24pm  

Santa Rosa and Paradise, how do you like our l'il friend? Oh, your just ashes, sorry.


23159   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:25pm  

Little glitch, they haven't quite worked out the reassembly part yet.

23160   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:27pm  

Pretty soon, you'll be able to fry an egg on your cell phone.

23161   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:29pm  

The infiltrated terrorist combatants over the open borders worked, they really, really worked!

23162   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:34pm  

I thought it was the Fed that got downgraded to junk. If they can't have it their way, they'll just blow the whole thing up Illuminati style on the fiat printing press front, and attempt one last time to electronically shackle the system.

23163   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:36pm  

The way they talk, you'd almost think this all wasn't planned.

23164   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:37pm  

We'll call her the Waltzing Matilda of Childhood Mutilation.

23166   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:45pm  

Auntie Lindsey is just really pissed about not getting his Ukrainian Adrenochrome fix and trafficked child quota.

23167   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:50pm  

"They throw so much shit at me outside the store, I get most of my groceries for free!"

23168   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:56pm  

Biden Actor Administration sucking the CCP's cock again, because he finances anti CCP press and Bannon conservatism.

23169   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 8:01pm  

McCarthy is trying to acquire enough Trump Trading Stamps to earn a free night and day with Stormy.

23170   richwicks   2023 Mar 18, 8:03pm  

Ceffer says

Watch the demons squirm and gaslight under the questions. That is a better answer than what they actually said.


Ceffer says

Watch the demons squirm and gaslight under the questions. That is a better answer than what they actually said.


These are just microwaves. The Japanese tried to develop them at the end of WWII.
23171   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 8:04pm  

Guess they'll just have to do it with a skeleton crew of 40 percent.

23172   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 8:06pm  

So glad we get the unvarnished opinion of somebody guilty of multiple acts of treason, sedition, conspiracy and perjury. Course, it might not even be NancyFuck, too unwithered, but her imposter.

23173   Patrick   2023 Mar 18, 10:34pm  

Ceffer says

A real thing:

Kill the Banker is one of the steepest in-bounds runs in North America, with a vertical drop of 2,864 feet and about a mile in length. Pro skier Chris Rubens describes it as "one of the longest sustained pitches I’ve ever found". Located in Revelstoke at 5,541 feet and filled with pillow lines and drops to give any expert skier a run for their money.
23174   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 11:54pm  

Yeah, we know. When they showed the FBI going over Epstein Island, I commented that it was the kiss of death and they were only there to either destroy of sequester evidence (or preserve their hard purchased blackmail for the Intel agencies to continue using).There was a ton of stuff also in Epstein's 'one dollar mansion' in New York (it was sold to him for a dollar).

23175   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:17am  

"Janet Yellen Just Poured Lighter Fluid On Every Small Bank In America" LOL! She'll do for the Fed what Nuland did for Ukraine, bless her little gaslighting heart.
"What in the world was she thinking? When a bailout was hastily arranged for uninsured depositors at Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank, the implication was that the same thing would be done for uninsured depositors at any other banks that failed. But now U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen is telling us that is not actually what will happen. She just admitted that depositors at a failed bank will only be protected if officials determine that a “failure to protect uninsured depositors would create systemic risk and significant economic and financial consequences”. So that means that depositors at big banks are likely to be protected and that depositors at small banks are much less likely to be protected. In other words, Janet Yellen just poured lighter fluid on every small bank in America."https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=219246

Likely, bail outs will priortise the banks that are on the correct side of the politics, a form of reward/punishment. It also means the 'bribe and insurrection' banks like SVB can keep up their good works of subversion.
23177   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:34am  

"Our noble diversity hire is often seen with a drool bucket, so his special assistant will be helping him out."

23178   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:38am  

I sometimes wonder if Reagan's 'senility' was toxically induced by Bush/CIA to discredit him and keep him from blabbing.
23182   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:42am  


23185   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:49am  

If you have ever lived in LA, you will recognize how LA shallow bimbo soy this is.

23186   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 12:51am  

literally, the Crypt Keeper.

23193   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 1:04am  

A lot of them just look stuff up on the computer and recite nowadays.

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