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WookieMan
2020 Jul 21, 3:48pm
WookieMan
2020 Jul 21, 3:48pm
Onvacation says
I fly Thursday morning. SW. Supposedly no middle seats or the capacity sold so middle seats would be empty. We'll see. 9am flight. I intend to be shit faced, lol. Gonna hit up the dispensary tomorrow and then do some morning drinking the day of the flight. I'm angry sober and somehow chill when I'm drunk. I think I get my temperature taken. That is going to piss me off, so I need to self medicate. TSA pisses me off enough and I have pre-check. Plus wife and 3 kids in tow, one which has only flown once.
I fly Thursday morning. SW. Supposedly no middle seats or the capacity sold so middle seats would be empty. We'll see. 9am flight. I intend to be shit faced, lol. Gonna hit up the dispensary tomorrow and then do some morning drinking the day of the flight. I'm angry sober and somehow chill when I'm drunk. I think I get my temperature taken. That is going to piss me off, so I need to self medicate. TSA pisses me off enough and I have pre-check. Plus wife and 3 kids in tow, one which has only flown once.
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Patrick
2020 Jul 22, 5:13pm
Patrick
2020 Jul 22, 5:13pm
That is a good summary of what happened.
Trump got elected. Democracy worked in spite of the media giving direct orders to vote for Hillary or else.
And the world did not end. Just the opposite. Things got a lot better under Trump. Military de-escalation, economic boom.
All the pent up leftist Democrat hate is now coming out as BLM violence (mostly by white people!) and demands to kill as many businesses as possible because of a virus that 99.7% of people survive no problem. In fact, 99% of the people who died from Wuhan virus had severe health issues to begin with.
Trump got elected. Democracy worked in spite of the media giving direct orders to vote for Hillary or else.
And the world did not end. Just the opposite. Things got a lot better under Trump. Military de-escalation, economic boom.
All the pent up leftist Democrat hate is now coming out as BLM violence (mostly by white people!) and demands to kill as many businesses as possible because of a virus that 99.7% of people survive no problem. In fact, 99% of the people who died from Wuhan virus had severe health issues to begin with.
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