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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,100,762 views  42,013 comments

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7916   Patrick   2021 Jan 3, 3:39pm  

mell says
so demoralized that they give up or turn on each other


You know, masks are great for this as well.

I actually had a woman cover her masked face with her arms when I jogged by today without a mask. I literally laughed out loud and that was the appropriate thing to do.

I never wear a mask outdoors. It's frankly psychotic.

Psychosis:

Psychosis is an abnormal condition of the mind that results in difficulties determining what is real and what is not real. Symptoms may include delusions and hallucinations. Other symptoms may include incoherent speech and behavior that is inappropriate for the situation.


Wow, this is an amazingly accurate description of the left.
7917   HeadSet   2021 Jan 3, 3:45pm  

Any reason why UV-B bulbs (ultraviolet light that destroys viruses, but safe for people) have not been installed in trains or other indoor areas where people gather?
7918   Patrick   2021 Jan 3, 3:48pm  

HeadSet says
Any reason why UV-B bulbs (ultraviolet light that destroys viruses, but safe for people) have not been installed in trains or other indoor areas where people gather?


That might contribute to a return to normality. Can't have that.
7919   richwicks   2021 Jan 3, 4:56pm  

HeadSet says
Any reason why UV-B bulbs (ultraviolet light that destroys viruses, but safe for people) have not been installed in trains or other indoor areas where people gather?


UVB will give you a tan, or a sunburn.

They aren't trying to solve the problem, they are artificially creating problems to offer bullshit solutions. 1/2 the country doesn't even believe there's a pandemic and has ended this masking BS and social distancing. Not in my area, but in parts of Northern NY, certainly.
7925   mell   2021 Jan 5, 7:39pm  

Can somebody post the hilarious 'you work bauxite mine now' meme again? Can't find it. Thanks!
7929   Eric Holder   2021 Jan 8, 8:05am  

Patrick says





But, but... they broke a glass in some door and some dude sat with his feet on Pelosi's desk!
7930   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 8, 11:01am  

Rumor is somebody took a plop in her desk drawers. Outrageous Terrorism!
7931   Ceffer   2021 Jan 8, 11:18am  

NoCoupForYou says
Rumor is somebody took a plop in her desk drawers. Outrageous Terrorism!

It was a mostly peaceful dump.
7933   HeadSet   2021 Jan 8, 12:07pm  

They even kept their masks on.
7934   Booger   2021 Jan 8, 1:35pm  

NoCoupForYou says
Rumor is somebody took a plop in her desk drawers. Outrageous Terrorism!


I thought that the standard was shitting on her desk?
7935   Ceffer   2021 Jan 8, 1:47pm  

Pelosi asked for a private massage session with the horn guy.
7938   Eric Holder   2021 Jan 9, 11:45am  

Patrick says


If we are to believe NPR the impeachment procedure can be held even after the person has left the office. As inferred by some "political science professor" from Stanford who literally wrote a book on that shit (doesn't mean it's true, of course).

The purpose of doing it is not as silly as it looks at first glance: they want to make sure Trump is not running in 2024 and being impeached, removed and specifically banned from being elected again is the only way to achive that. The hardest part is removal as it requires 2/3 vote in Senate. The last step, bizzarely enough, requires only majority vote.
7939   mell   2021 Jan 9, 3:54pm  

Again Trump will be too old in 2024, bi-den is already enough. That's a chance of a worthy conservative successor ticket like D. Crenshaw / C. Owens 2024.
7942   RWSGFY   2021 Jan 9, 6:54pm  

mell says
Again Trump will be too old in 2024


Apparently Lizard Nancy, Chyna Joe and Camelwhore disagree.
7943   HeadSet   2021 Jan 9, 7:20pm  

FuckCCP89 says
mell says
Again Trump will be too old in 2024


Apparently Lizard Nancy, Chyna Joe and Camelwhore disagree.


They may be afraid of what Trump will expose in the coming months, and want to shut it down now.
7944   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 9, 7:36pm  

BLUEHAIRED DAWN
7946   Booger   2021 Jan 9, 7:39pm  

HeadSet says
They may be afraid of what Trump will expose in the coming months, and want to shut it down now.


FIXED:
They may be afraid of what Trump will expose in the coming days, and want to shut it down now.
7947   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Jan 9, 7:55pm  

mell says
D. Crenshaw


Fuck him. Goddamn back stabber.
7949   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 9, 8:10pm  

Crenshaw is not on the list. Voted FOR Certifying the Election, shock of shocks.

https://patrick.net/post/1337448/2021-01-08-the-good
7950   Booger   2021 Jan 9, 8:16pm  

7951   mell   2021 Jan 9, 8:24pm  

It doesn't matter, conservatives will need a good candidate in 2024. Looking backwards won't accomplish anything if everything goes on as planned til 2024.
7952   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 9, 8:31pm  

mell says
It doesn't matter, conservatives will need a good candidate in 2024. Looking backwards won't accomplish anything if everything goes on as planned til 2024.




Will be beaten just outside the mandatory recount margin by 3AM after a 4-year campaign of "modernizing elections with mail voting, like in progressive states like Oregon have been doing for years now and worked so well during the COVID crisis, that only conspiracy theorists disagreed, like convicted subversive felon Rudy Guiliani, whose name is next to Benedict Arnold for his sedition"

Or even more likely:
Mitt Romney, beloved lion of the Senate, ascends to the Presidency. Romney was one of many brave Republican senators who stood up to the threat of MAGA.
7953   mell   2021 Jan 9, 8:47pm  

NoCoupForYou says
mell says
It doesn't matter, conservatives will need a good candidate in 2024. Looking backwards won't accomplish anything if everything goes on as planned til 2024.




Will be beaten just outside the mandatory recount margin by 3AM after a 4-year campaign of "modernizing elections with mail voting, like in progressive states like Oregon have been doing for years now and worked so well during the COVID crisis, that only conspiracy theorists disagreed, like convicted subversive felon Rudy Guiliani, whose name is next to Benedict Arnold for his sedition"

Or even more likely:
Mitt Romney, beloved lion of the Senate, ascends to the Presidency. Romney was one of many brave Republican senators who stood up to the threat of MAGA.

Agreed but I also meant it won't matter if the candidate has a 100% "clean" record. Nobody has a perfect record, I'd still vote for the better alternative. Politics is always the politics of what's possible. Better than achieving nothing IMO.
7954   ForcedTQ   2021 Jan 9, 9:34pm  

mell says
Again Trump will be too old in 2024, bi-den is already enough. That's a chance of a worthy conservative successor ticket like D. Crenshaw / C. Owens 2024.


Or throw Rand in there with proper marketing. It would take a push to turn conservatives to support the Constitutional principles and divest from the “conservative” party of old. Might get people to vote that otherwise haven’t for decades.

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