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Political Humor Thread


               
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   4,319,527 views  46,520 comments

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46120   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:16pm  

Trump cracks me up. I did stop watching them. I still liked him as Fearless Leader in Rocky and Bullwinkle, though.

46121   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:21pm  

More LOLZ!

46122   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:23pm  

I had a Danish girl friend with the au natural armpits and it didn't keep me from dive bombing the beaver every day.

46123   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:28pm  

Musta been bingo day at the nursing homes. Even a Soros paycheck couldn't drag them away.

46124   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:30pm  

LOL! They never learn. They will feel the lash of the Trump switcheroo when he terminates their government bureaucratic deadwood en masse. Of course, they are just taking their AI generated orders from Switzerland.

46125   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:44pm  

They have turned comedian. The Thelema Grand Satanist Vizier exonerates himself of all wrong doing. "I dindu nuttin'" They have all become Dindus.

46128   Tenpoundbass   2025 Sep 28, 7:46am  

Ceffer says

Yeah, but getting zipless laid a lot on Tinder makes up for it. Nobody in the olden days had cell phone hookups.


I was just telling a friend the other day, who said "Sometimes Trump does say in appropriate stuff." I pressed him to elaborate. The only thing he could think of was the "Grab them by the pussy" quip. Which I reminded him, it was a discussion between two dudes, out of earshot of any women and children, it was two alpha males talking about women as men has done for tens of thousands of years.
I further claimed Trump was right, if you're rich you don't have to waste your time on courtship you can just get right down to business.
I said how back in the day, if a female smiled and said hi back to me if I approached her at a bar. There was a 80% chance I was French kissing her and finger banging her in a corner 30 minutes later and another 90% chance, we were taking it back to her house or my house to finish the job. But that took me 30 minutes, a couple drinks and a long line of bullshit. But had I been rich, I could have just cut to the chase at hello.

Tinder or no Tinder dudes today will never know what a meat market is.
46130   clambo   2025 Sep 28, 4:58pm  

RE: Trump saying "I could grab them by the pussy":
Trump wasn't just rich, he was already famous, especially in New York where he mostly resided at that time.
Being famous works for getting pussy even if you don't spend money on them (e.g. groupies aren't paid by rock stars).
Trump was already famous before he had a TV show "The Apprentice" which made him more well known.
46131   Ceffer   2025 Sep 28, 5:54pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Tinder or no Tinder dudes today will never know what a meat market is.

Guy I knew who owned a bar for years said you don't need pick up lines, you need white powder lines. He said you don't even have to speak and engage the shit testing. A baggie of powder and flash a roll of bills to spend on damoiselle and it's a done deal, she'll do all the work. If you are a real gentleman, you might give them a fake first name.

I never had the roll of bills when single and didn't do the powder, so the occasional one night stand was fiat for me.
46132   Ceffer   2025 Sep 28, 6:02pm  

LOL! The pro Isreal 'Charilienator'. Dial in the Amalek shell!
46134   Ceffer   2025 Sep 28, 6:08pm  

The superficial perversion is only eclipsed by the deep down perversion of the 'elites'.



46135   Ceffer   2025 Sep 28, 6:28pm  

Hacked head fake, or is Trump introducing the alien agenda through the back door? Woo knows. It'll start an economic stampede for fake med beds at the very least.



https://rumble.com/v6zlnvw-trump-shares-an-a.i.-medbed-scam-video-the-clickbait-comes-full-circle.html?e9s=src_v1_cmd%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a
46136   Ceffer   2025 Sep 28, 11:01pm  

They are starting to find many non citizens and illegals hired in civil service and teaching type jobs as Soros Fecal Impactions emplaced by local Kommies. I guess you could call them 'Soros Fecal Impaction: The New Generation'.

https://www.hackster.io/whitney-knitter/rtl-sdr-on-mac-os-part-1-install-setup-4d23da
46138   Tenpoundbass   2025 Sep 29, 7:07am  

Democrats today would have killed Jesus


original link
46141   PeopleUnited   2025 Sep 29, 7:20pm  

Booger says





Well by 2030 or 2035 if we are lucky, you’ll have to swap out the photo for the NWO’s Antichrist.
46143   Ceffer   2025 Sep 30, 11:33am  

Since they never call out their body doubles, it would be hilarious if Trump staged the whole thing with a fake Bibi. Illuminati Wars are interesting.

46148   Ceffer   2025 Sep 30, 4:35pm  

For some reason, the Trump sombrero on Hakeem didn't crack them up. However, in another Trump switcheroo, they look double ridiculous trying to criticize it.



46149   Ceffer   2025 Sep 30, 4:52pm  

All they have is their screaming tirades for their Satanic masters. Keep going. Educate the public that you are possessed.



46150   Ceffer   2025 Sep 30, 4:54pm  

Exactly why I don't contribute to my alma maters, of which UCLA is one.

46151   Ceffer   2025 Sep 30, 4:56pm  

"And, for our next magic trick, we are going to blame Trump for the riots that we planned, financed and caused (with a little help from our Soros friends)." The shill CNN moderator looks like he has a load in his pants.

46154   Ceffer   2025 Sep 30, 5:12pm  

Another obvious not-Nancy avatar doing her CIA scripting. How many of these people in government are Intel body double actors run by the Senior Executive Service and CIA?



46156   Ceffer   2025 Sep 30, 6:57pm  

The British Tavistock NWO over 100 year plan to destroy the United States.

46157   Ceffer   2025 Sep 30, 7:34pm  

Yeah, right. What about all those handprints on his arms and legs?

46158   Ceffer   2025 Sep 30, 10:35pm  

Let the firings begin. Hard to believe the Dems were stupid enough to do this. Echoes of the Epstein files? They were forced to shoot themselves in the foot with plausible deniability? Is this Trump's way of purging the civil war with the SES? Is this the final shutdown of the US Corporation (same day as the military were called in) to re-establish the Republic. Curious minds would like to gnosis.

Illuminati wars are interesting.







46159   Ceffer   2025 Oct 1, 1:06am  



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