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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6744491/Yellen-critical-Trumps-grasp-economic-policy.html
'I doubt that he would even be able to say that the Fed's goals are maximum employment and price stability,' Yellen said, which, when translated using the Google GreenspanSpeak Translator, means, "The Fed is a tool of world domination, whose goals are the maintenance of privilege and the Economic Oligarchic Royalty of the West! We know what's best for you loathsome little people! Suck it up! Entertaining new wars coming up, conscript cannon fodders!"
"Trump thinks interest rate is the Nielsen Ratings of one of his beauty pageants!"