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Boyfriend Can’t Move in with Girlfriend per HOA

By MAGA follow MAGA   2019 Mar 7, 8:25am 1,500 views   10 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


The father of this girl should step in and ask this guy what his intentions are. I'm thinking that Dad takes them both down to the County courthouse for a quick marriage.

https://wsvn.com/news/boyfriend-cant-move-in-with-girlfriend/
1   FuckCCP89   ignore (5)   2019 Mar 7, 9:15am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Clearly, he said, the association doesn’t believe they are a couple.


Time to post a sex tape on pornhub.
2   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2019 Mar 7, 12:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      


A South Florida couple is facing hurdles after their landlord refused to let them live together...
Yasmine bought a condo at Waterside Village in Sunrise...


So She BOUGHT a Condo, but has a LandLord.

People who agree to homeowner associations deserve every bit of the headache that they get. They honestly believed the HOA would harass and bully people they don't like the color of their car, or the plants in the pots and curtains in the Windows. If you're petty enough to worry about that shit and want to buy into it. Then don't come crying when you're being bullied by Condo Commandos.

Serves her right. Serves everyone who has a HOA right.

Ownership with a Landlord, Morons I tell ya!
3   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2019 Mar 7, 12:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Howard is starting to look a little long in the tooth.

I remember when he was a young barred Lawyer.
5   just_passing_through   ignore (7)   2020 Dec 22, 10:51am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says
I remember when he was a young barred Lawyer.


I was thinking maybe Florida turns peoples skin leathery like that?
6   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Dec 22, 10:54am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

It's just a no Ho' HOA.

LOL! Ho' HOA. I made a Christmas funny.
7   zzyzzx   ignore (2)   2020 Dec 22, 11:32am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      




HOA Threatens Eviction When COVID-19 Forces Work from Home
8   clambo   ignore (5)   2020 Dec 22, 11:57am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Florida HOAs are a mechanism for locals to gouge the people moving down from New York, New Jersey, etc.

They’re also a mechanism for busybody assholes who have moved down to Florida to bother others.

Among the things I dislike about Florida are some who came down from the states mentioned above.

I recall going to the gym and seeing a guy with back hair tangled in the gold chain he wore, and NY Yankees apparel.
9   zzyzzx   ignore (2)   2020 Dec 22, 11:58am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

clambo says
Florida HOAs are a mechanism for locals to gouge the people moving down from New York, New Jersey, etc.


Isn't it possible to buy in an area with no HOA?

Around here there is a ginormeous HOA called "The Columbia Association". They don't list their fees, or onerous rules on their webpage, because if you know how much it cost and exactly where they were located, you would never buy property there (a large portion of Howard County, MD). that and their webpage doesn't have a map to help you avoid buying property there.

https://www.columbiaassociation.org/

https://www.columbiaassociation.org/annual-charge/annual-charge-faq/ Mentions that it's based on assesed values, but really you still have tpo pay extra to use the pool or gym.

The webpage doesn't mention the onerous rules, but they prevent the sale of chain link fencing supplies at the local home centers and supposedly won't allow an asphal driveway either.
10   Booger   ignore (7)   2020 Dec 22, 4:23pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

clambo says
Among the things I dislike about Florida are some who came down from the states mentioned above.



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