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29   HeadSet   2020 Jan 8, 1:17pm  

If you are talking about a hamburger, and you wanted to go meatless this time, just substitute a grilled portabella mushroom cap for the meat paddy. Works well with the typical condiments added, and has the right texture.
31   Rin   2020 Jan 8, 2:46pm  

Heraclitusstudent says
Artificial meat:



No man will be accused of false rape, by banging a sex doll.
32   HeadSet   2020 Jan 8, 7:48pm  

Heraclitusstudent says
Artificial meat:


If you knock this girl up, will she give birth to Gumby?
33   Automan Empire   2020 Jan 8, 8:04pm  

HeadSet says
will she give birth to Gumby


Maybe if you Pokey her enough she will.

I was a toddler in the late 60s and loved Gumby. I'd abuse the flexible plastic dolls till they tore and exposed the sharp little wire inside and Mom would have to take it away. Good, cause they were probably laden with phthalates plus lead and cadmium colorants. Hopefully for users, the internal features of realdolls don't have these issues.
34   just_passing_through   2020 Jan 9, 12:14pm  

Impossible burger is off the charts with respect to omega-6.

Highly inflammatory!

Cows, sheep, goats, ruminants basically are fantastic for the environment don't listen to those moron lefties.

The time will come soon that we'll require them or agriculture will fail.

Chickens, pigs not so much.

Also the red meat scare is also bullshit.
35   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Jan 9, 12:46pm  

Rin says
No man will be accused of false rape, by banging a sex doll.

Really?
Paris ‘brothel’ renting out sex dolls faces pressure to close amid claims it encourages rape
https://www.scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/2138283/paris-brothel-renting-out-sex-dolls-faces-pressure-close-amid

Robotic sex dolls promote rape culture
https://theaggie.org/2019/06/04/robotic-sex-dolls-promote-rape-culture/

Congress Criminalizes Sex Robots
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/sexual-intelligence/201806/congress-criminalizes-sex-robots
36   zzyzzx   2020 Jan 15, 6:23am  

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/3f48c9ae-5faf-32f3-9645-158a6c617a6a/beyond-meat-downgraded-as.html
Beyond Meat downgraded as analysts say stock price already accounts for U.S. growth potential
37   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 15, 8:03am  

If that ever happens, I'm declaring open season on Vegan's Pets, you know they feed them nothing but the good shit.
I bet it would be some nice tender tasty meat too.
38   HeadSet   2020 Jan 15, 8:07am  

If meat is obsolete, what will the lefties feed their dogs?
39   krc   2020 Jan 15, 8:30am  

Two words: "Soylent Green"
40   zzyzzx   2020 Jan 29, 6:50am  

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/beyond-meat-products-pulled-tim-230737219.html

Beyond Meat Products Pulled From Tim Hortons Canada Shops

Tim Hortons restaurants have stopped selling Beyond Meat products at its coffee and donut shops across two of Canada’s biggest provinces.

The chain had been serving the Beyond Burger and a Beyond Meat breakfast sandwich made with the company’s imitation sausage products. After an initial launch starting in June at nearly 4,000 Canadian locations, the items were scaled back to the provinces of Ontario and British Columbia in September.

“We introduced Beyond Meat as a limited time offer. We are always listening to our guests and testing new products that align to our core menu offerings.
41   Bd6r   2020 Jan 29, 8:46am  

Heraclitusstudent says
Rin says
No man will be accused of false rape, by banging a sex doll.

Really?
Paris ‘brothel’ renting out sex dolls faces pressure to close amid claims it encourages rape
https://www.scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/2138283/paris-brothel-renting-out-sex-dolls-faces-pressure-close-amid

Robotic sex dolls promote rape culture
https://theaggie.org/2019/06/04/robotic-sex-dolls-promote-rape-culture/

Congress Criminalizes Sex Robots
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/sexual-intelligence/201806/congress-criminalizes-sex-robots

Womyn do not want competition...
43   just_passing_through   2021 Oct 22, 7:38am  

zzyzzx says
Beyond Meat Implodes After Reporting Catastrophic Q3 Sales


That shit is highly inflammatory. Don't eat it.
44   Automan Empire   2021 Oct 22, 8:19am  

This thread needs more Chappelle!

Now, those pussies they have... I'm not saying it ain't pussy. But it's Beyond Pussy... Impossible Pussy!
45   Automan Empire   2021 Oct 22, 8:21am  

zzyzzx says
Beyond Meat Implodes After Reporting Catastrophic Q3 Sales


Oh, Zerohedge. They scaled the graph in the article to make a 14% drop look like a 95% plunge.
46   Shaman   2021 Oct 22, 8:45am  

Automan Empire says
zzyzzx says
Beyond Meat Implodes After Reporting Catastrophic Q3 Sales


Oh, Zerohedge. They scaled the graph in the article to make a 14% drop look like a 95% plunge.


I noticed that as well. Hardly a catastrophe. More like an expected shellacking after a bad couple or quarters. They definitely aren’t trending in the right direction and should be considered a sell. But the company isn’t exactly toast yet.
47   NuttBoxer   2021 Oct 22, 10:01am  

We just upped our package size for our local meat CSA from 10 to 25lbs. Made some delicious Eye of Round this week, and got a 6.5lb chicken as part of the package.

Not saying vegan/vegetarian diets can't work, but you REALLY have to know what you're doing.
48   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Oct 22, 10:14am  

Bill Gates would love to destroy meat and sell his transgender meat horseshit.
49   PerfectlyFlawed   2021 Oct 22, 10:25am  

Stop the fear porn. If they manage to ban real meat then there will become an abundance of unhealthy, inedible 'red' commi-meat, uugh!
50   zzyzzx   2021 Oct 22, 11:12am  

NuttBoxer says
local meat CSA


Local meat Confederate States of America???
51   NuttBoxer   2021 Oct 22, 11:20am  

Not quite. CSA stands for Community Supported Agriculture. It's the concept of buying from your local farmer directly.
52   Ceffer   2021 Oct 22, 11:30am  

Instead of beating your meat, you'll have to say you beat your synthetic tube steak.
54   Bd6r   2021 Oct 22, 1:05pm  

NuttBoxer says
We just upped our package size for our local meat CSA from 10 to 25lbs. Made some delicious Eye of Round this week, and got a 6.5lb chicken as part of the package.

Not saying vegan/vegetarian diets can't work, but you REALLY have to know what you're doing.

We bought half cow + a number of chickens from a local farmer. Next planned purchase is a whole lamb. Too bad very few locals grow hogs as they can not compete with industrial hog-farming.
55   EBGuy   2021 Oct 22, 7:07pm  

Bd6r says
Too bad very few locals grow hogs as they can not compete with industrial hog-farming.

You've got plenty of, uhhhh, free-range hogs down there. Let's put that gun collection to good use.
56   Booger   2021 Nov 11, 5:12pm  

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/shares-of-fake-meat-company-crash-19-as-public-rejects-bioengineered-slop/

Shares of Fake Meat Company Crash 19% as Public Rejects Bioengineered Slop
57   RWSGFY   2021 Nov 11, 5:19pm  

EBGuy says
Bd6r says
Too bad very few locals grow hogs as they can not compete with industrial hog-farming.

You've got plenty of, uhhhh, free-range hogs down there. Let's put that gun collection to good use.


There is plenty of these fuckers in Bay Area too: almost every lawn in our neighborhood gets dug up and turned upside down every summer.
58   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 6:24pm  

zzyzzx says
Beyond Meat Implodes After Reporting Catastrophic Q3 Sales
just_passing_through says
That shit is highly inflammatory. Don't eat it.

Full of PUFAs: polyunsaturated fatty acids, the worst kind of fat.

Vegetarians were running a "Margarine Good, Butter Bad" campaign back in the 80s. Turns out Margarine was worse. Veggie groups - usually "Union of Concerned Scientists for Sustainability" or whatever, were funded by ADM and other BigAgra firms with a vested interest in soy, corn, and grains.

A good T-bone with a pat of butter is better than any Impossible Burger, both in the mouth and in the rest of the body.
59   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 6:28pm  

Where is ol' Tovarichpeter? Is he in Japan?
60   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2021 Nov 11, 7:01pm  

Fuck vegginazi’s

61   WookieMan   2021 Nov 11, 9:01pm  

NuttBoxer says
Not quite. CSA stands for Community Supported Agriculture. It's the concept of buying from your local farmer directly.

This is what we do. I’m not a big produce guy, but we get all meat locally. We should do produce but our schedules are so damn random that half goes bad before we can use it.

We do grow a fuck ton though in our own garden. Process and freeze what we can. We processed about 20lbs of tomato sauce this year. So anything with red sauce is game. Tons of peppers, jalapeños, potatoes, etc. Contemplating getting chickens for eggs and eating. We travel a lot so not sure getting animals is that smart.
62   just_passing_through   2021 Nov 12, 8:45am  

Automan Empire says
Oh, Zerohedge. They scaled the graph in the article to make a 14% drop look like a 95% plunge.


Like what those AGW climate change a-holes do.
63   zzyzzx   2022 Aug 3, 9:16am  

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/e2c91648-69b5-32e2-b91a-e8dacba3867c/beyond-meat%E2%80%99s-cash-burn-is.html

Beyond Meat’s cash burn is putting the stock at risk of falling to $0

Beyond Meat is the latest addition to the list of “zombie stocks” compiled by independent equity research firm New Constructs. The research firm, which uses machine learning and natural language processing to parse corporate filings and model economic earnings, warns that Beyond Meat Inc. (BYND) has a high risk of declining to $0 a share. “Beyond Meat must dramatically cut costs and lower its cash burn, or it will go bankrupt,”
64   WookieMan   2022 Aug 3, 11:11am  

zzyzzx says

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/e2c91648-69b5-32e2-b91a-e8dacba3867c/beyond-meat%E2%80%99s-cash-burn-is.html

Beyond Meat’s cash burn is putting the stock at risk of falling to $0

Beyond Meat is the latest addition to the list of “zombie stocks” compiled by independent equity research firm New Constructs. The research firm, which uses machine learning and natural language processing to parse corporate filings and model economic earnings, warns that Beyond Meat Inc. (BYND) has a high risk of declining to $0 a share. “Beyond Meat must dramatically cut costs and lower its cash burn, or it will go bankrupt,”

Why would anyone eat that shit? That's why it will go to zero. Has nothing to do with fundamentals of the market. It's not good.

I just buy half the damn cow with a friend. Locally raised. No bull shit preservatives added. Freeze it and thaw the night before to grill or make a stew or anything you want. $600 gets me enough beef for the entire year with a family of 5 and frequent cooking for others. Unless I have a craving for something weird, I don't buy meat at the grocery store. Thinking about getting a pig processed.

Work and move. You can eat anything if you do that. So sick of these fucking diet/food fads. Covid would have been nothing if people were healthy. Literally nothing outside of a tiny percentage of immune compromised people.
65   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 3, 11:24am  

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says

Fuck vegginazi’s



I would be afraid to bring that to room temp before grilling. it would be a greasy mess.
66   richwicks   2022 Aug 3, 12:02pm  

WookieMan says

Tons of peppers, jalapeños, potatoes, etc. Contemplating getting chickens for eggs and eating. We travel a lot so not sure getting animals is that smart.


I guess you're not a dog owner.

The way to handle this is find somebody else that has chickens, and arrange it so they will watch over them when you're on vacation, and you do the same.
67   Booger   2022 Aug 3, 3:33pm  

WookieMan says

Why would anyone eat that shit?


Stupid liberals who think that they are saving the planet by eating a soy burger.

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