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I noticed in one scene they are lined up like urinals, sort of like a mechanized glory hole row.

I hope they sanitize well between uses. Imagine the VD spread by repeated use of these robo-snatches, provided some Asian strain of VD does not dissolve the silicone.

Imagine being the worker that has to empty the tubes. "Hey Ma, I get job at "Men's Health" center!!"

I know what some of you are thinking-"Can I get one that plugs into the car cigarette lighter power?"

HeadSet says

I know what some of you are thinking-"Can I get one that plugs into the car cigarette lighter power?"

Help with getting through bad commutes.

RC2006 says

HeadSet says

I know what some of you are thinking-"Can I get one that plugs into the car cigarette lighter power?"

Help with getting through bad commutes.

Yeah, now everyone will take the long route and be late. "Sorry, caught in traffic!!" By the way, "Here, empty this, doll" as you hand it to the secretary.

They just need a model that lobs the sperm into a spittoon and grins with one tooth.

Those mechanical Lampreys look like they'll bop your schmeckle better than one of them latex sex slaves can.
How in the hell do they bust a nut standing next to each other in a Science lab with STEMs milling about?

I bet some guys have a scooch down while others have the indignity of having to ask for a foot stool to get them up to the right height.

How about a little West L.A. privacy? I don't want to buy it, I just want to rent it for an hour or two.

LOL anyone catch the Chairman's name?

Ding Caching!

It's embarrassing when your kid's arm gets caught in your sperm milker and you have to take him to the emergency room to have it removed.

Bigger issue - Why do they need to collect all that sperm? Does not China have a female shortage anyway? Should have no trouble extracting sperm the old fashioned way, from as many men as they need.

HeadSet says

Bigger issue - Why do they need to collect all that sperm?

To sell to Japan to use the Bucaki movie industry.

I think I just answered my own question about what kind of guys could use those things out in the open standing next to each other like that.

https://futurism.com/the-byte/invented-sex-robot-breathes

This Company Invented a Sex Robot That Breathes

Do these machines fit on a plywood pillory? Do basement chains make them rust?

zzyzzx says

This Company Invented a Sex Robot That Breathes

And to think the employee, that suggested they focus on one that Sucks, didn't get the promotion.