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This guy drives up to you and ask you to get in, what do you?

By Goran_K follow Goran_K   2019 May 9, 11:46am 542 views   5 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


1   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 May 9, 11:56am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"How many miles per child does that thing get?"
2   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2019 May 9, 12:05pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Spalding Smails : I want a hamburger... no, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips. I want...
[gets cut off by Judge Smails, who grabs him by the arms and yanks him to their table]
Judge Smails : You'll get nothing, and like it!

Judge Smails : You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb : Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Judge Smails : I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Judge Smails : Well? We're waiting!

Judge Smails : Don't you people have homes?

Judge Smails : How about a Fresca?

Judge Smails : Danny, I'm having a party this weekend.
[pauses a beat]
Judge Smails : How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?

Judge Smails : Don't you people have jobs?
3   Goran_K   ignore (5)   2019 May 9, 1:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
"How many miles per child does that thing get?"


Nice.
5   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2019 May 9, 2:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is it just me, or does Joe Biden remind you of Ted Knight's character Judge Smails in Caddy Shack being played by Chevy Chase of today?

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