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Amazon Loads Alexa with Swears After Customer Cancels Prime Membership


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2019 Jun 28, 11:45am   1,263 views  9 comments

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An Amazon spokesperson said: "Customers are able to personalise their Alexa experience, including playlist names.
"Alexa would not respond in this way without some customisation from the user."


Yes, because Alexa lives in a Faraday box with no access to Amazon servers...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/9390172/alexa-insults-man-cancelled-amazon-prime-subscription/

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1   mell   2019 Jun 28, 12:34pm  

Fuck Alexa. Grounds for divorce. Made this deal-breaker very clear from day one. Why people buy such rubbish is beyond me, must be Millenial phenomenon. Back in the days the STASI and KGB tried their best and hardest to spy on you. These days people BUY their device spying on them. Clown world. Honk Honk!
2   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jun 28, 1:30pm  

I have a Nest Thermostat because I like the ambient light it creates when I walk past it down the hall at night. And the display has a nice nomaclature for setting the AC and seeing the temps.

I have not, nor will I ever, hook it up to the WiFi. Machines are not allowed to use the Internet in my house. Unless it's a device designed for the end user to use the Internet on.
3   RC2006   2019 Jun 28, 1:47pm  

Friend of mine is a network engineer at amazon . He has zero amazon shit in his house even though it would be free or deep discounted. Employees don't even trust Amazon.
4   HeadSet   2019 Jun 28, 1:57pm  

I figured that the day they came out. A device that can hear, always connected to the Internet. What could go wrong? Same with these cameras that can see a burglar.
5   Ceffer   2019 Jun 28, 2:16pm  

My Alexa has an orgasm and calls me a sex god every time I touch her. Don't say anything bad about my Alexa!
6   HeadSet   2019 Jun 28, 2:57pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
I want to get an Alexa and put in a shoe box with an endless loop of a crazy sounding chick screaming, 'BEZOS YOU CUNT! I'M COMING TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND SKULL FUCK YOU TO DEATH!"


With a woman's voice?
7   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Jun 28, 3:11pm  

HeadSet says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
I want to get an Alexa and put in a shoe box with an endless loop of a crazy sounding chick screaming, 'BEZOS YOU CUNT! I'M COMING TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND SKULL FUCK YOU TO DEATH!"


With a woman's voice?


Kamala Harris
8   HeadSet   2019 Jun 28, 3:58pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
IHLary, occasionally stopping to shriek 'BILL! YOU CUNT! SINCE WHEN DO YOU FUCK DEAD CHICKS! ?'


Live ones talk.
9   Ceffer   2019 Jun 28, 4:01pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
IHLary, occasionally stopping to shriek 'BILL! YOU CUNT! SINCE WHEN DO YOU FUCK DEAD CHICKS! ?'

"Only while they're still warm. Otherwise, they remind me of you."

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