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Yeah, everyone keeps his underwear on in such situations; how dirty my mind must be to doubt that.

Dershkowitz prefers blow jobs from girls who don't have to kneel to suck his dick.

"It gives me a stable place to put my sandwich, too!"

HappyEndingWitz says he generally wears snorkel jackets sealed with duct tape at social events to keep women from assaulting his irresistible self. Still, the Russian babushka, probably in her 60s, but with the body of a five-year old managed somehow to massage him in his underwear.

Dershowitz is under the same blackmail cloud. Epstein is a co-conspirator and a proxy for Dershowitz to defend himself.

He's like the guy with a gun to his head digging his grave. He hopes that as long as he keeps digging, he won't be shot.

He keeps blustering on when he should just be quiet and try to tiptoe away. The more he spouts off, the guiltier he looks.

What is it that the detective show lawyers say to the guilty client? 'Don't say another word to anybody'. Deep in the shit without hip waders, he just keeps going on and on with bullshit.

What do you say about a lawyer who is accused of the same crimes as his client, and was WITH the client when the client was committing the crimes?

"Oh, I was with a 300 pound babushka with hands like the Hulk. If there were Lolitas somewhere else on the island, I never saw them. Besides, I never took my underwear off."

Dershowitz told Breitbart News that forthcoming emails in a court-ordered unsealing of a defamation lawsuit stemming from the prosecution of Jeffrey Epstein will exonerate him of accusations from a woman accusing him of sexual misconduct related to a “sex-trafficking ring.”

The aforementioned emails reportedly reveal Dershowitz’s accuser admitting that she never met — and does not know — Dershowitz.
SEE DUMMIES: https://www.breitbart.com/radio/2019/07/11/alan-dershowitz-unsealed-epstein-lawsuit-documents-exonerate-me/

ALSO:
The original allegations were made in 2014, as part of a lawsuit filed by lawyers Brad Edwards and Paul Cassell on behalf of women who said they were sex trafficked as minors by the financier Jeffrey Epstein— a former Dershowitz client.

"Edwards and Cassell acknowledge that it was a mistake to have filed sexual misconduct accusations against Dershowitz," the lawyers said in a joint statement.
SEE: https://www.businessinsider.com/alan-dershowitz-jeffrey-epstein-settlement-2016-4

What an endorsement of character!

His best friend is the world's most notorious pederast but he is not implicated in the latest round of civil suits against the pederast!

HappyEndingWitz is exactly like St Francis!

It was a 'settlement' between lawyers serving each of their particular interests with public proclamations. There is nothing either proving or disproving any underlying reality, except they didn't get Epstein's schedule straight, it appears. Who also knows what kind of intimidation and threats the lawyers have experienced. You know the powers that be have leaned on them hot and heavy.

The girl is very convincing talking about 'the law professor'. That may make it 'he said she said', but you can choose who you want to believe, the guy hanging around with the pedophile pimp (as his good friend) or the known victim.