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San Francisco's similarity to the Zombie Apocalypse


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2019 Sep 5, 9:04pm   4,522 views  8 comments

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I can't help being reminded of all the Zombie Apocalypse movies when I walk around City Hall or the Civic Center BART stop in San Francisco.

There are legions of slow-moving zombies who would totally eat your brains if they could, but they are so wigged out on meth and opiates that they can't move fast enough to catch anyone who walks a bit faster than they do.

It's totally analogous to those movies. And it's reality today in SF.

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1   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Sep 5, 9:08pm  

lol that's funny.

Tenderloin district is the epicenter.
2   Patrick   2019 Sep 5, 10:15pm  

Yes, the Tenderloin is contiguous with the Civic Center area.

Map of Tenderloin, with Civic Center just south of it:

3   georgeliberte   2019 Sep 6, 7:36am  


Inevitably in California and San Francisco, Zombie rights groups and advocates will spring up.
4   RC2006   2019 Sep 6, 8:08am  

Downtown LA is the same.
5   NDrLoR   2019 Sep 6, 8:37am  

Patrick says
slow-moving zombies
The logical end of progressivism.
6   Bd6r   2019 Sep 6, 10:18am  

Patrick says
Map of Tenderloin, with Civic Center just south of it:

I was in SF first time in middle 1990's - and there was shit on sidewalk close to Civic center which was surprising and somewhat disturbing. Amount of homeless was absolutely staggering. Hate to imagine how things are now. Even New Orleans which is rather run-down in many places was much cleaner.
7   Ceffer   2019 Sep 6, 11:08am  

Third World countries and the REAL zombie apocalypse are complaining bitterly about the insulting comparison to San Francisco.
8   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2019 Sep 6, 4:58pm  

The crowbar and baseball bat can be fun, but make it to level 10 and you get a chainsaw. Level 15 gets you a flamethrower. 20, an MK52 chain gun. Now you're talking.

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