4
0

I’ve added my pronouns to my Twitter bio in solidarity with other narcissists


 invite response                
2019 Sep 14, 10:02am   511 views  6 comments

by Bd6r   ➕follow (2)   💰tip   ignore  

By Jarvis Dupont

https://spectator.us/pronouns-twitter-bio-narcissists-sam-smith/

Today, international singing(?) sensation Sam Smith [EDIT: not sure who he is… did he win The X Factor?] announced that from now on they wish to be referred to by the pronouns ‘they/them’. They posted on their Twitter feed: ‘After a lifetime of being at war with my gender I’ve decided to change my pronouns to THEY/THEM.’ You could almost feel the entire planet heave a sigh of relief. ‘Hooray! Hooray!’, the Earth’s inhabitants seemed be unwittingly emitting a joyous chorus, ‘Sam Smith has changed their pronouns!

I have added my pronouns (HE/HIM) to my Twitter bio in solidarity with those whose sense of self-importance must at times be so overwhelming they find it difficult to talk about the complexities of their gender for hours at a time…but by Cthulhu, they still manage it, because they are not going to let the callous ignorance of bigotry win. Very much like being vegan, being non-binary appears to require the person in question to inform anyone within earshot of their chosen pronouns and lecture them in great detail on the emotional turmoil they once endured when some bigoted guy at the McDonald’s Drive-thru window refused to address them as ‘Zir/Zem’, so they demanded to speak to their superior and eventually, after making a song and dance on social media, got him fired. It must be exhausting. Imagine having to sustain that level of self-absorption for any length of time.

Comments 1 - 6 of 6        Search these comments

1   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Sep 14, 10:15am  

I’m not on twitter but I would make my gender pronoun “god almighty” or “there are only 2 genders”.
2   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Sep 14, 10:18am  

Mine is "Hizhonah"
3   RC2006   2019 Sep 14, 11:36am  

What ever happened with good old apache helecopter, guess I'm old fashioned in today's internet.
4   Ceffer   2019 Sep 14, 11:42am  

The world will be a better place when solipsistic, self glorifying, empowered LibbyFuck screamers and their multiple personalities are all addressed respectfully by their constantly shifting fog of multi-gendered appropriate pronouns.

In the meantime, FUCKFACE will do.
5   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Sep 14, 7:17pm  

Mental disorders are a new normal with the left.

Ceffer says
The world will be a better place when solipsistic, self glorifying, empowered LibbyFuck screamers and their multiple personalities are all addressed respectfully by their constantly shifting fog of multi-gendered appropriate pronouns.

In the meantime, FUCKFACE will do.
6   SunnyvaleCA   2019 Sep 14, 7:45pm  

Maybe there should be only 3 choices: he/him, she/her, and it/it.

As for my title, I'm an unmarried he/him, so it's "Master" not "Mister." :-)

Please register to comment:

api   best comments   contact   latest images   memes   one year ago   random   suggestions