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Here's another new show I won't be watching...

By rocketjoe79 follow rocketjoe79   2019 Oct 4, 4:32pm 486 views   13 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    




https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/rachel-maddow-joins-cws-batwoman-1245404


(Threw up a little in my mouth first time I read this.)
1   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Oct 4, 4:48pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

They'll be re-naming it "BatShit Women" and it will be all right.
2   NoCoupForYou   ignore (2)   2019 Oct 4, 5:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

As the chicks say, I'm liking your BFR. In a philia way, though.
3   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Oct 4, 5:59pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Muff munching frenzies in the BatCave. What more could you ask for? Is the Batmobile stick shift a knobby strap on?
4   rocketjoe79   ignore (1)   2019 Oct 5, 4:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Yep - within two episodes I predict they will be introducing trans and other "woke" characters. But I won't know because I won't be watching!!!!
5   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Oct 5, 4:53pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Will Castrato Woman be a hero, or a villain? Probably a hero. Only heterosexual white men can be villains.
6   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2019 Oct 5, 5:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Heard the commercial on radio today. L word batwoman, it sounds insane.
7   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Oct 5, 5:52pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Laundry List Agitprop and casting requirements for GSP scripts. Shoe horn this shit in or you'll have your last job as a script writer at the age of 21 and you'll be back in Mom's basement in Beverly Hills, humiliated at the Rich Kids Hollywood Nepotist's Ball.

1. Turgid Lesbian Drama
2. Puling, weak but evil, cruel WhiteManFuck
3. 'Strong' female character saving the ass of 2.
4. Black computer genius
5. Black math genius
6. Black science genius
7. Genius in spite of ghetto attitude and ghetto-ese ebonics.
8. 'Heroic' Blacks of various rainbow stripes and various Black 'best friends' full of worldly wisdom and sage advice.
9. Sympathetic dweeb Muslim or Middle Easterner full of deer startled zen peace and love with feelings easily hurt.
10. Sassy Mouth Oriental
11. White Ingenue Beauty Queen having zipless but fulfilling fuck with Black.
12. Assorted fashionable fey characters or 'friends' of fag hag Bitch Queens.
13. Various and sundry adorable minority and mixed race children more or less randomly assigned to couples.
14. Sympathetic, struggling immigrants of wondrous benignity, toeing the fine line between sainthood and victimization.
8   Y   ignore (3)   2019 Oct 5, 9:05pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

How did old horseneck get out of her "Mrs Ed" series???
9   komputodo   ignore (3)   2019 Oct 5, 11:00pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ceffer says
Genius in spite of ghetto attitude and ghetto-ese ebonics.

PhD in languages and still says AXE instead of ask.
10   komputodo   ignore (3)   2019 Oct 5, 11:03pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

BlueSardine says
How did old horseneck get out of her "Mrs Ed" series???

Someone left the barn door open?
11   Brd6   ignore (1)   2019 Oct 6, 10:50am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Fortwaynemobile says
Heard the commercial on radio today. L word batwoman, it sounds insane.

You are not following the trends of current year. It is cisbattransperson nowadays.
12   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Oct 6, 11:20am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

6rdB says
It is cisbattransperson nowadays.

Next: BatChickWithDick.
13   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2019 Oct 6, 7:59pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

At least the old 60's Batman TV show opening theme song will still work:

NANANANANANANANANANANANA BAT-TRANS, BAT-TRANS, - BAT-TRANS

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