Jimmy Carter Declares He Is Going For The 2020 Dem Nomination!
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2019 Nov 11, 11:33pm 401 views 4 comments
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"I can out-coot any of the current field!" declares the confident and truculent Carter. I can still pronounce 'free shit' with the best of 'em. "Just watch I'll beat Nixon again!"
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Nov 12, 11:51am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Nov 12, 11:51am
I remember when he was relevant for a shitty president that failed at everything he did. The running gag everywhere was...
So-n-So has more (X) than Carter has Liver pills.
I always thought carter had a Liver problem, but years later I think I learned here at Patnet early on. It was "Carter" as in Carter Liver Pills.
So-n-So has more (X) than Carter has Liver pills.
I always thought carter had a Liver problem, but years later I think I learned here at Patnet early on. It was "Carter" as in Carter Liver Pills.
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SunnyvaleCA
2019 Nov 12, 4:10pm
OMG. I just had a thought: among the current Dem presidential candidates, he is actually more electable!
• Experienced in the job!
• Not term limited!
• Not an "old white man"° (° = ancient white man)
• Well known, if not well liked.
• Didn't quite cause nuclear war the previous time.
He's going to steal the nomination!
• Experienced in the job!
• Not term limited!
• Not an "old white man"° (° = ancient white man)
• Well known, if not well liked.
• Didn't quite cause nuclear war the previous time.
He's going to steal the nomination!
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