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How to have great married sex

By Shaman follow Shaman   2019 Nov 13, 8:55am 483 views   14 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    




She says it’s in our imaginations, it’s not PC or appropriate and it is probably naughty. Connecting with imagination, and disconnecting with the needs of your partner is the key to desire?
Watch if you’re married and would like better sex.
1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (56)   2019 Nov 13, 9:50am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

As if commanding her to take joy in the coming of the GOOD! NEWS! dripping from the end of your turgid, throbbing member as you bounce into the house after a day of killing and looting wasn't enough to guarantee yet another evening of torrid hip-shattering sex.
2   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2019 Nov 13, 11:56am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Is there any great married sex video that includes your wife?
3   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2019 Nov 13, 12:15pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I would like five minutes alone with her husband for cross examination.
4   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2019 Nov 13, 1:13pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

"Sex Extortion In Marriage: A Primer For The Woman Who Knows Her Instincts But Doesn't Want To Feel Like A Bad Person"
5   NoCoupForYou   ignore (4)   2019 Nov 13, 2:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

She's pretty much right on with this.

The chicks in the audience seem to be the type that need to hear this most.
6   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2019 Nov 13, 2:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HEYYOU says
!'m going to marry 126,000,000 Republicans & Democrats so I can FUCK 'em all.


Just think of the alimony........
7   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2019 Nov 13, 2:38pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I think nowadays a helpful video on "How To Follow Great Sex Advice For Re-invigorating Your Relationship Without Getting Arrested, Accused Of Rape After The Fact, Losing Your Job, Providing Ammunition For Adversarial Divorce, Or Publicly Shamed" might be more pertinent.
8   Rin   ignore (7)   2019 Nov 13, 2:51pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

What she's basically saying is that ppl need sex robots, with variable software & differing faces and boob/butt sizes, not human relationships with strings attached.
9   Shaman   ignore (2)   2019 Nov 13, 3:32pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Rin says
What she's basically saying is that ppl need sex robots, with variable software & differing faces and boob/butt sizes, not human relationships with strings attached.


Rin, I appreciate your point of view, and the struggles involved with maintaining relationships with women. But the unattached single life is not for me. I wanted a wife and kids, and even though those people cost me money and most of my time, I wouldn’t want it any other way. I love my wife and want the best possible relationship with her. When it’s good, it’s very good. I have a companion who is beautiful and intelligent, industrious and caring. She makes this family thing work. It’s worth more than being by myself with all my money. Plus, she tends to temper my bad habits. I’ll probably live a lot longer with her than without her.
So if problems with sex arise, I will fix them. It’s worth it.
10   E-man   ignore (0)   2019 Nov 13, 3:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

@Rin, I like you, but I’m with @Quigley 100% on this. You can say we’re two lucky guys who found great mates.
11   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2019 Nov 13, 6:19pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

E-man says
@Rin, I like you, but I’m with @Quigley 100% on this. You can say we’re two lucky guys who found great mates.


Umm, reading that sentence without the previous posts seems like you are saying you and Quigley are a happy gay couple.
12   E-man   ignore (0)   2019 Nov 13, 9:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
E-man says
@Rin, I like you, but I’m with @Quigley 100% on this. You can say we’re two lucky guys who found great mates.


Umm, reading that sentence without the previous posts seems like you are saying you and Quigley are a happy gay couple.


Hahaha! Great one! 👍👍
13   bondolls   ignore (0)   2019 Nov 19, 6:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      


Reyanne est une poupée TPE ultra-chaude à la peau et à la texture humaines lisse et lisse.
14   Shaman   ignore (2)   2019 Nov 19, 7:24pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Hah! I bet she won’t even complain that I don’t listen to her!

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