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Yang Sprays the Cool Whip in Men's Mouths

By NoCoupForYou follow NoCoupForYou   2019 Dec 3, 10:52pm 404 views   21 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


I'm not exaggerating in the slightest.

1   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Dec 4, 1:54am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Stealing Buttigieg's thunder again.
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Dec 4, 6:07am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What is this supposed to mean?

Is this a Kamala Harris dramatization or tribute of some sort?
3   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2019 Dec 4, 6:43am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Are Wang supporters so damn ignorant as not to see the symbolism in this? Maybe Wang should have held the whip cream wang at his crotch level to really send the point home.

"Wang supporters get on knees to swallow his cream" would be a great headline.
4   ignoreme   ignore (0)   2019 Dec 4, 6:49am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Could you imagine the meltdown the left would have if Trump did this then used the words “full service “?
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Dec 4, 6:53am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

When we were little to spice up conversations someone would occasionally ask rhetorically Hey, do you like Chinese food to which everyone would respond by leaping around while thrusting their cupped hands from their crotches shouting WONG!
6   BlueSardine   ignore (3)   2019 Dec 4, 6:57am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I think he was taking on some of the features of Kamalas campaign to gain a few percentage points.
7   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2019 Dec 4, 6:57am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ignoreme says
Could you imagine the meltdown the left would have if Trump did this then used the words “full service “?


If Trump did it, the mouths would be on desirable women, and these women would go around bragging about it.
8   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2019 Dec 4, 6:58am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BlueSardine says
I think he was taking on some of the features of Kamalas campaign to gain a few percentage points.


If that were the case, Wang would be the one on his knees while his supporters squirted cream in Wang's mouth.
9   HEYYOU   ignore (46)   2019 Dec 4, 10:37am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

RepCons would reject a $1000 to Americans from Yang's plan.
There are plenty of the socialist Republicans sucking the govt. teat already.
10   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Dec 4, 10:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yang the Wang will declare ejaculation baptism a sacrament if elected.
11   Goran_K   ignore (3)   2019 Dec 4, 11:17am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yang is such a goof ball. The entire dem lineup is embarrassing.
13   BayArea   ignore (1)   2019 Dec 5, 6:23am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Goran_K says
Yang is such a goof ball. The entire dem lineup is embarrassing.


It’s so odd, isn’t it? I watch them and think they are auditioning to be kindergarten teacher (not president of the USA). Bunch of weaklings.
14   Goran_K   ignore (3)   2019 Dec 5, 8:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BayArea says
It’s so odd, isn’t it? I watch them and think they are auditioning to be kindergarten teacher (not president of the USA). Bunch of weaklings.



Spraying whip cream into kneeling men's mouths, platform of "I'm giving you $1000!" (he's not giving away shit), and basically trying to save the United States from "robot trucks".

Yang is a retard who has read far too many comic books. Autonomous trucking is so far off in the future we probably won't reach it if Yang is given the opportunity to bankrupt the country.
15   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (2)   2019 Dec 5, 8:47am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trying to get in on the Buttigieg gay action?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
What is this supposed to mean?

Is this a Kamala Harris dramatization or tribute of some sort?
17   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Dec 5, 9:29am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fortwaynemobile says
Trying to get in on the Buttigieg gay action?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
What is this supposed to mean?

Is this a Kamala Harris dramatization or tribute of some sort?


This is just strange.

Why can't he just propose throwing bankers out of helicopters like a normal person?
18   zzyzzx   ignore (2)   2020 Feb 12, 8:43am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yang just dropped out of the race.
19   zzyzzx   ignore (2)   2020 Feb 12, 8:49am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Found elsewhere in the internet:

As an Asian-American, THANK FUCK YANG DROPPED OUT, A RANT.

I swear to god Yang was the most annoying little fuckshit ever in the 2020 politics, but especially as an Asian American. Ever since he appeared, everyone has been asking me to vote for him "because he's an asian and I should vote in fellow asians". As soon as I read that he supported UBI, I immediately said fuck no, because UBI is a dumb system made by dumbasses who have ABSOLUTELY NO GODDAMN IDEA ON HOW THE ECONOMY WORKS. UBI is a system that sounds so horrible I don't even know how educated people came up with such a goddamn moronic idea. But the fan supporters kept bombing me with "Free Money, and despite me telling them THAT IS LITERALLY NOT HOW THE ECONOMY WORKS", they insist.

But then there was the absolute killer for me, when I swore to not only never vote for him but to never give respect to him or his supporters is when he decided to, without any irony, decided to say that THE CHINESE SOCIAL CREDIT SYSTEM WAS A GREAT IDEA. UNIRONICALLY. At that point, he came across like some power hungry dictator wannabe. He then "redacted", but it made him look even lower than usual because instead of me seeing some ambitious president, I saw a brat. An absolute brat who thinks highly because mommy and daddy told him big words but he never knew what he was actually talking about. This gave me an even lower opinion, because it's clear that he does not know what the fuck he's doing. Seriously, at least Bernie took months and him literally cucking himself on LIVE TELEVISION to make me never give him or his supporters any respect, Yang pissed me off the moment I heard of him.

And despite me pointing out this to several Chinese and Vietnamese people, including several Vietnamese relatives of mine who NOT ONLY FOUGHT AGAINST THIS, BUT ONE OF MY UNCLES WAS KILLED FOR IT AND MY GRANDFATHER WAS ALMOST ASSASSINATED FOR IT (He was for the South Vietnam forces and was the General responsible for watching out over Hue. For those that don't know, Hue was the first line of defense. Basically, if some major shit happened in Hue, my grandfather and his men would be the first in line to fight and risk their lives), they STILL BLINDLY believe that Yang will make the economy better using an economy killer tactic and several CHINESE, WHO WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM CHINA FROM THE SAME POLICIES THAT YANG IS PROPOSING AND YET UNIRONICALLY WANT TO VOTE FOR HIM, they still insist like some goddamn parasite. Seriously, his support BAFFLES ME.

I lost many friends and even several family members when they found out I despise Yang. Last thanksgiving, a cousin's cousin tried to convince me to vote for him and I just told him he's a goddamn idiot if he thinks that his backwards policies would even remotely work. I pissed off several aunts and uncles when I disrespected my cousin's cousin, but I didn't care. He and his supporters basically shown themselves to be fools.

So I am absolutely happy that the fucknugget dropped out, so I don't have to see any more goddamn people trying to convince me to vote for him because I'm Asian and "I KNOW POLITICS AND THUS I SHOULD KNOW YANG IS A GOOD CHOICE". SO GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE, YANG, NOW I CAN ACTUALLY GO PLACES WITHOUT PEOPLE PESTERING ME ON.

It just feels so good that I can get this out, because I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when their so called smug perfect candidate got dropped the fuck out.
20   Shaman   ignore (2)   2020 Feb 12, 9:01am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I thought Yang’s policy proposals were absolute nonsense the first time I heard them, and I couldn’t believe that someone who claims to be a fan of Mathematics could possibly miss the $2TRILLION price tag of his silly UBI scheme. We can’t afford our government now, at 4.6 Trillion. Why we should step that up to half again as much just so some lazy fucktards can sit at home makes no sense to me.
21   OccasionalCortex   ignore (4)   2020 Feb 12, 9:06am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AND Yang fired 120+ staffers for daring to unionize on him.

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