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Get Woke, Go Broke: Charlie's Angels


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2020 Jan 16, 1:14pm   2,384 views  13 comments

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Production budget of $55 million. Assuming marketing budget at least $25 million.

$68 million GLOBAL gross as of January 15th, 2020. Sony Pictures lost their ASS on this movie.

I wonder why...

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1   Goran_K   2020 Jan 16, 1:21pm  

Also when is Hollywood going to learn, I don't want to see 105 pound waif-bodied women like Kristen Stewart getting into unrealistic wire assisted fights with 250 pound body builders.

I don't believe it. In no world that I know of would Kristen Stewart be able to take out a trained 250 pound ex-military meat head bodyguard, even if she were a 10th degree black belt in Jiu-jitsu. She would get killed in about 30 seconds.
2   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Jan 16, 2:49pm  

Sometimes people have to lose their ass before they learn a lesson.

As long as government doesn’t step in to subsidize failure, lessons will be learned.

Goran_K says
Also when is Hollywood going to learn, I don't want to see 105 pound waif-bodied women like Kristen Stewart getting into unrealistic wire assisted fights with 250 pound body builders.

I don't believe it. In no world that I know of would Kristen Stewart be able to take out a trained 250 pound ex-military meat head bodyguard, even if she were a 10th degree black belt in Jiu-jitsu. She would get killed in about 30 seconds.
3   Rin   2020 Jan 16, 3:21pm  

Goran_K says
In no world that I know of would Kristen Stewart be able to take out a trained 250 pound ex-military meat head bodyguard, even if she were a 10th degree black belt in Jiu-jitsu. She would get killed in about 30 seconds.


I only know of exactly one woman who could pull it off.

She would go low and basically destroy the connective tissue on a guy's calf muscle. Then, with him on the ground, wincing in excruciating pain, break his trachea with a heel strike using the full strength of her leg and hip. He then dies of suffocation.

Yes, she's not allowed to spar in my dojo.
4   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 16, 5:00pm  

Fortwaynemobile says
Sometimes people have to lose their ass before they learn a lesson.

As long as government doesn’t step in to subsidize failure, lessons will be learned.


When Obama was in office these movies were financed by discretionary funds, to destroy the toxic male aligned entertainment industry.

Now they are being funded by the billions he gave out in tax dollars to foundations, and other foundation and societies, and organizations.

No business man is this stupid to finance these movies that were destined to fail. They go against everything successful movies have stood for over a century. There's a winning formula, and these producers and financiers knows exactly what that formula is. Green lighting a major blockbuster movie is a big deal, and if it flops there is hell to pay. Check out Kevin Kostner if you don't believe me. The purveyors of these crappy terrible flops keep getting bigger and bigger productions.
6   Ceffer   2020 Jan 17, 3:49pm  

Snarling dykes can still dumb stick, damage and exploit men: what a revelation.

"Oh, I saw a porno film, and the girls really looked like they wanted sex. Do you want sex, too?"
7   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 17, 4:03pm  

Kristen Stewart looks like a middle aged dyke at 29.
8   Booger   2020 Jan 18, 4:03am  

Goran_K says
Also when is Hollywood going to learn, I don't want to see 105 pound waif-bodied women like Kristen Stewart getting into unrealistic wire assisted fights with 250 pound body builders.

I don't believe it. In no world that I know of would Kristen Stewart be able to take out a trained 250 pound ex-military meat head bodyguard, even if she were a 10th degree black belt in Jiu-jitsu. She would get killed in about 30 seconds.


So if they used fat women, it would be more realistic?
9   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 18, 4:12am  

NoCoupForYou says
Kristen Stewart looks like a middle aged dyke at 29.


https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/16/opinion/kristen-stewart-charlies-angels.html

"Everyone know Kristen Stewart's character in "Charlie's Angels" wanted to do more than flirt."

Not gay enough!
10   Goran_K   2020 Jan 18, 7:57am  

Booger says
Goran_K says
Also when is Hollywood going to learn, I don't want to see 105 pound waif-bodied women like Kristen Stewart getting into unrealistic wire assisted fights with 250 pound body builders.

I don't believe it. In no world that I know of would Kristen Stewart be able to take out a trained 250 pound ex-military meat head bodyguard, even if she were a 10th degree black belt in Jiu-jitsu. She would get killed in about 30 seconds.


So if they used fat women, it would be more realistic?


Nah I still wouldn’t believe it. Even though I think whales can take more hits based on body mass, fat women are generally slow and untrained, also have health problems.

To make it somewhat realistic, every woman would have to basically be a roided out Gina Carano or Cyborg Santos. Even then it would be a stretch since both ladies top out at 160-170 max. But at least they look like they could dish out damage and are actually trained.
11   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 18, 8:07am  

Goran_K says
But at least they look like they could dish out damage and are actually trained.


Gina carano would probably kick your ass, but any navy seal could take her. Whereas any male ufc fighter would slice right through a navy seal.
12   HeadSet   2020 Jan 18, 8:24am  

Whereas any male ufc fighter would slice right through a navy seal.

Keep in mind the Navy Seal is trained to kill, while the UFC guy is trained to wrestle and punch. It would go against UFC rules to rip out his opponents trachea.
13   Goran_K   2020 Jan 18, 8:45am  

CBOEtrader says
Goran_K says
But at least they look like they could dish out damage and are actually trained.


Gina carano would probably kick your ass, but any navy seal could take her. Whereas any male ufc fighter would slice right through a navy seal.


I know Gina carano would kick my ass. She outweighs me and has trained fighting for years.

But that’s why she’s a believable movie action star.

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