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So how should I receive my millions?

By Tenpoundbass follow Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 3, 9:39pm 175 views   4 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


Greetings,


How are you doing?


Your Compensation Fund has been APPROVED by the Board for immediate payment. So sorry for the past delay, this was due to mismanagement and poor service by the Authority. The Board is fully aware of your Fund which is valued at $2,500,000.00 (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).I currently await your e-mail to give you further instructions on how to proceed.


Meanwhile you are advice to select from the options below, the means by which you will like to receive your Compensation Fund:


? Diplomatic Delivery
? Bank Transfer


Feel free to contact me for further explanation.


Thanks for Your Co-operation.


Sincerely
Mrs. Rona FairHead
Supervisor


So should I give them my bank account, or make them crawl over glass to knock on my front door to give me my 2 million dollars?
1   HEYYOU   ignore (49)   2020 Feb 3, 11:40pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Pocket change.
2   Hircus   ignore (0)   2020 Feb 4, 1:00am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tell them your bank account is suspended because you have past due fees, but if they can send you some money first, you will pay the fees and then you can forward your bank account info.

No checks allowed because you have bad history, cash only. Be annoying. Make them explain things in detail. Read at 2nd grade level, misinterpreting their words in funny ways, making them spend gobs of time reexplaining what they meant.
3   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2020 Feb 4, 1:58am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I would like mine delivered in cash and diamonds by immense hirsute lesbian courier.
4   willywonka   ignore (6)   2020 Feb 4, 3:27am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Pornhub gift card.

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