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TJ founder died


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2020 Feb 29, 10:23am   1,036 views  10 comments

by FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   ➕follow (3)   💰tip   ignore  

https://www.foxbusiness.com/business-leaders/joe-coulombe-founder-trader-joes-dies

Rip. Hopefully the business isn’t affected. He was a brilliant businessman.

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1   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 29, 10:32am  

LOL from the comments.

The funeral was WAY over priced
2   Ceffer   2020 Feb 29, 12:21pm  

Could never figure out if they were liquor stores with a snotty boutique grocery store attached or vice versa.

Good places to glom bobbling suburban butts of kept women.
3   Patrick   2020 Feb 29, 2:35pm  

Joe sold it to some German businessmen long ago. I'm sure he did fine anyway.
4   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 29, 3:10pm  

Vegans, cardio nuts, and occasionally hot alcoholic suburban moms
5   Ceffer   2020 Feb 29, 3:18pm  

He's being laid to rest on a bed of kale doused with Sonoma Valley Wine. Swedo health nuts with cirrhosis owe him a debt of gratitude.

His pall bearers will be MILFs in yoga pants.
6   RWSGFY   2020 Feb 29, 3:20pm  

Fortwaynemobile says
Hopefully the business isn’t affected.


Why would ALDI be affected in any way?
7   Patrick   2020 Feb 29, 4:23pm  

Yes, the same Germans own Aldi, the super-discount German chain. I used to shop at Aldi when I studied in Munich. They were so cheap they didn't even really unpack things, but just cut open the shipping cartons sitting on the forklift pallets.
8   mell   2020 Feb 29, 4:40pm  

Patrick says
Yes, the same Germans own Aldi, the super-discount German chain. I used to shop at Aldi when I studied in Munich. They were so cheap they didn't even really unpack things, but just cut open the shipping cartons sitting on the forklift pallets.


I think they still do that today. The quality is Trader Joe's or better, but the presentation is super rudimentary.
9   clambo   2020 Feb 29, 5:05pm  

Aldi is in S Florida and I thought it was depressing, but it’s cheap I guess.

Publix is so great there was no reason to stray.
10   RWSGFY   2020 Feb 29, 5:26pm  

clambo says
Aldi is in S Florida and I thought it was depressing


Good choice of words: this is how I would describe my impressions from shopping in ALDI in Sydney once.

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