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Dems stuff emergency stimulus with outrageous socialist wish list.

By FuckCCP89 follow FuckCCP89   2020 Mar 24, 2:10pm 937 views   24 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


The audacious list of provisions Pelosi has tied to the emergency funding effort, as identified by the Washington Times, includes …

Union giveaways …

• Nullifies the White House executive orders on federal collective bargaining and codifies taxpayer-funded union official time.

• Requires a labor union representative on every airline’s board of directors.

• Multiemployer pension bailout lacking needed reforms.

• Permanently raises the minimum wage to $15 for any business that receives federal aid for COVID-19.

• Cancels all debt owed by the U.S. Postal Service to the Treasury.

Green New Deal priorities …

• Requires all airlines that receive assistance to offset carbon emissions for domestic flights by 2025.

• Includes a $1 billion “cash for clunkers” airplane program where the Transportation Department buys fuel-inefficient planes from airlines in exchange for agreeing to buy new ones.

• Includes expansive new tax-credit for solar and wind energy.

Student loan forgiveness …

• $10,000 blanket loan forgiveness.

Federalizing elections …

• Mandates how states must run elections, including the nationalization of ballot harvesting, requiring early voting, same day registration, and no-excuse vote by mail.

• Puts states at risk of costly litigation if they are unable to implement these stringent mandates ahead of the 2020 election.

Immigration provisions …

• Requires the Homeland Security Department to automatically extend visas and work authorizations expiring within the next year, including those with Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals and Temporary Protected Status, for an amount of time equal to their prior visa, authorization or status.

• Limits Customs and Border Patrol’s ability to shutdown processing centers if there is a health crisis on the border and requires CBP to assure the timely adjudication of asylums applications.

• Would allow certain funding to go to sanctuary cities.

Overreaching mandates on businesses …

• Permanent changes to who can serve on corporate boards of directors for companies that receive assistance for payroll and operating costs.

• Mandatory disclosure on supply chain management.

• Requires board diversity disclosure for all publicly traded companies.

• Ban on all federal rulemaking including non-COVID 19 proposals (extends 30 days after emergency) “in an attempt to delay the current administration from promulgating actions House Democrats disagree with.”
Under “New Permanent Mandates”:

• Virtually rewrites the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program policy with no reference to COVID-19 and permanently disallows rulemaking pertaining to work requirements and eligibility.

• Permanent expansion of Obamacare entitlement, “putting the American taxpayer on the hook for endless and unchecked health insurance spending and would remove all incentives for insurers to reduce the cost of health insurance.”

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1   Misc   ignore (0)   2020 Mar 24, 3:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

What no call for UN troops?
2   Hircus   ignore (0)   2020 Mar 24, 3:22pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I was expecting free gender surgery. Wouldn't want to be raycist and deprive them during these trying times.
3   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2020 Mar 24, 4:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Hircus says
I was expecting free gender surgery. Wouldn't want to be raycist and deprive them during these trying times.


That’s probably covered in insurance section. Since it’s already Obamacare mandates.
5   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2020 Mar 24, 5:23pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Did the wish list include the re-incarnation of Lenin and Stalin?
6   NoCoupForYou   ignore (3)   2020 Mar 24, 5:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

TEOTWAWKI says
• Virtually rewrites the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program policy with no reference to COVID-19 and permanently disallows rulemaking pertaining to work requirements and eligibility.


Undo Welfare Reform, Yazzz Queen!
7   Booger   ignore (7)   2020 Mar 24, 5:56pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

It's the new green deal.
8   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Mar 24, 6:01pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Hircus says
I was expecting free gender surgery.


Multiple times!

"Is this your first sex-change operation?"
9   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Mar 24, 6:03pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Also, this one:

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/house-coronavirus-relief-bill-includes-35-million-in-funding-for-kennedy-performing-arts-center

Because you know, the country can't recover without $35 million for entertainment for rich New York Democrats.
10   marcus   ignore (11)   2020 Mar 24, 6:08pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

:
You should have just said:

TEOTWAWKI says
The audacious list of provisions Pelosi has tied to the emergency funding effort, as identified by the Washington Times, includes …


1) Globohomo

2) Globohomo

3) Globohomo

etc.

etc.

etc.

note: this is an inside joke - you must refer to patrick for a better understanding of "globohomo" which I do not actually endorse.
11   WookieMan   ignore (6)   2020 Mar 24, 6:10pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Did TEOTWAWKI not list what Pelosi and Democrats wanted? Yes or no?
12   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Mar 24, 6:15pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

marcus says
Globohomo


Globohomo is pretty accurate if you're honest.
13   FuckCCP89   ignore (5)   2020 Mar 24, 7:06pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
Hircus says
I was expecting free gender surgery.


Multiple times!

"Is this your first sex-change operation?"


You don't know who you truly are until you transition back and forth at least 6 times.
14   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2020 Mar 24, 7:41pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HEYYOU says
Very clever title,End Of World,knowing that you are immune to Covid-19!

Too bad all RepCon patnetters aren't immune!


I’m completely immune, I’m sorry :(
15   Misc   ignore (0)   2020 Mar 24, 8:04pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Lemme guess they're saving up the reparations payment offerings for the election, huh?
16   Hircus   ignore (0)   2020 Mar 24, 10:24pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Anyone else think God Politician will use some of the 2T to fight the virus by securing our borders (ahem, build the wall)?
17   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Mar 25, 10:57pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-worried-stimulus-package-would-stimulate-economy

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid political bickering over a potential economic relief package, Democrats warned Americans that the stimulus bill would stimulate the economy.

"This stimulus bill might stimulate the economy -- which would hurt our chances to stop the bad orange man," said Senator Chuck Schumer. "We can't overstate how much damage this would do to our 2020 campaign. The last thing we need is a strong economy going into November."
18   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   ignore (7)   2020 Mar 25, 11:47pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-worried-stimulus-package-would-stimulate-economy

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid political bickering over a potential economic relief package, Democrats warned Americans that the stimulus bill would stimulate the economy.

"This stimulus bill might stimulate the economy -- which would hurt our chances to stop the bad orange man," said Senator Chuck Schumer. "We can't overstate how much damage this would do to our 2020 campaign. The last thing we need is a strong economy going into November."


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮
19   BayArea   ignore (1)   2020 Mar 25, 11:59pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Liberals are unbelievable
20   WookieMan   ignore (6)   2020 Mar 26, 5:32am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

WookieMan says
Did TEOTWAWKI not list what Pelosi and Democrats wanted? Yes or no?

@marcus Have an answer? None of this yes, but or no, but nonsense. One word.
21   Booger   ignore (7)   2020 Mar 26, 2:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-delays-stimulus-package-until-her-new-souvenir-pens-come-in

Pelosi Delays Stimulus Package Until Her New Souvenir Pens Come In


WASHINGTON, D.C.—Earlier today, lawmakers had announced they had reached an agreement on a stimulus package, totalling approximately $88 bajillion dollars. (Many expressed concern that we would have to pay this back at some point, but congresspeople assured their constituents that it's just their kids and grandkids who will have to pay for our reckless spending.)
22   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (60)   2020 Mar 26, 3:01pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I saw the part about the billions dedicated to subsidizing gay porn for transgender pets being kept at home and was, of course, shocked and dismayed and ran to my window to shoot at Sierra Club petitioners who no doubt lobbied for it.
23   Misc   ignore (0)   2020 Mar 26, 5:56pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I gotta say that $1200 payments to the peasants equals $60 billion bailout for Boeing alone @ $438000 per employee.
24   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Mar 26, 6:11pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch says
I saw the part about the billions dedicated to subsidizing gay porn for transgender pets being kept at home and was, of course, shocked and dismayed and ran to my window to shoot at Sierra Club petitioners who no doubt lobbied for it.


Gay porn for transgender pets is actually fairly close to the truth, such as actual Democratic racist demands that WHITE! MALES! be excluded from corporate board positions, and that tens of millions be spent on Kennedy Center entertainment for our Wall Street owners so they can laugh harder while outsourcing American jobs to China.

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