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GOOD FOR THOSE GUYS.

The MD in charge of Santa Cruz County Health is a female gynecologist.

All of my female friends are terrified of the possibility of catching Wuhan.

The has been no pandemic in Santa Cruz County yet.

They lifted the surfing ban now. They stepped back from an absolute pinnacle of absurdity, to preserve the mountains and lower hills of absurdity.

I think I am going to try and sneak out this weekend.

Hopefully Gavin doesn't put me in Gitmo!

We did sneak out last week to a secluded beach in Sonoma Co. Parked the car at the turnout half a mile from the entrance and walked around the locked gate. Had the whole beach for ourselves for 5 or 6 hours. :D Was totally worth the drive. The drive itself was pleasant because the traffic was very light.

I'm in Los Angeles and my wife and I have gotten 3 warnings from the county lifeguards. The first time, the lifeguard tried to stop me as I was about to paddle out. I told him "It's cool, we're not hurting anyone," and he says, "Oh yeah, is that your backpack over there?" He was in total cop mode.
I said ,"Yeah, that's our stuff Do what you're gonna do." Then I paddled out. He didn't touch our stuff.

LA county lifeguards don't ticket, but they can call the cops who do. The guy in Manhattan Beach cussed out the guard, so the cops gave him the $1000 ticket. I'm really struggling with this because I've always had a good relationship with the local guards. Maybe Miki Dora was right.

Dude in my neck of the woods holding up a "Commies Can't Surf" sign protesting the beach closures.

Bomb the beachfront. "Get out there SON! Commies Don't Surf!"

socal2 says

Dude in my neck of the woods holding up a "Commies Can't Surf" sign protesting the beach closures.

"I mean, its pretty hairy out there...its Charlie's point!"

"CHARLIE DON'T SURF!!!!"

brazil66 says

I'm in Los Angeles and my wife and I have gotten 3 warnings from the county lifeguards. The first time, the lifeguard tried to stop me as I was about to paddle out. I told him "It's cool, we're not hurting anyone," and he says, "Oh yeah, is that your backpack over there?" He was in total cop mode.
I said ,"Yeah, that's our stuff Do what you're gonna do." Then I paddled out. He didn't touch our stuff.

LA county lifeguards don't ticket, but they can call the cops who do. The guy in Manhattan Beach cussed out the guard, so the cops gave him the $1000 ticket. I'm really struggling with this because I've always had a good relationship with the local guards. Maybe Miki Dora was right.

"If I say it’s safe to surf this beach, Captain, it’s safe to surf this beach!"

Yeah, and the guy holding a sign at San Elijo had another one that said "Kim Prather is a kook." My wife's an MD, and said some of these "epidemiologists" are stepping up with their half-baked theories. Prather's ALREADY walking back her spiel!

Scripps seems to have joined the "Science Propaganda For Political FOTM" parade. "Will whore for grant money." They have made a couple of dubious pronouncements around the Panic Pandemic.

It's lovely to live in an age to see science corrupted for political agendas. Then, all he pandertard bozos pick it up and run around calling it authority driven 'science'.

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