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1   NDrLoR   ignore (0)   2020 Apr 22, 10:09am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

"I used to work with a 'girl' like her at a fortune 100 company, management fawned over her because she was gay and liberal. She was smart, funny and acted very capable but I observed her lighting into people for minor things like accidentally cutting her off in the parking lot. She had a huge mean streak hidden and one day she lit into the wrong person and suddenly she was no longer with the company and we all breathed a sigh of relief that she never made it to mgmt."

FRANK3 minutes ago
"The majority of Homosexual tendencies stem from Mental Illness ! We're talking Crazier than a Rooster on crack !"

Jerry14 minutes ago
@KuklaFran&Allah "So how is being a bitter hateful self-centered boy any different?"
2   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2020 Apr 22, 10:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

A couple of hours a day of portraying a wholesome lesbo creates an asymmetric psychic bulge elsewhere that needs catharsis. Can't they hire one of those masochist cuck gimps that she can go backstage and kick in the balls every twenty minutes or so?
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (55)   2020 Apr 22, 10:36am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

If Ellen spends half of her day licking cunts, who can fault her?

What gets strange is that she doesn't spend the other half of the day begging to attempt to get her mouth around the end of my dick, which disqualifies her from membership in humanity.

Not that I'd let her.

She should have people sniff her face when they come on the show and guess who she's been licking. I suggested this to her producers twice without a response.

4   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2020 Apr 22, 11:58am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Her false eyelashes are made of free range lesbian pubes. Every time she blinks, somewhere, a lesbian orgasms.
5   Shaman   ignore (2)   2020 Apr 22, 12:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Oh my, some twatter trolls were upset by a comedy routine from a comedian.
Hang on while I find my pearls so I can clutch them vigorously!
6   Rin   ignore (8)   2020 Apr 22, 12:44pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Why is everyone late to the party?

There is no Ellen Degeneres, it's Ellen Degenerate.

8   Shaman   ignore (2)   2020 Aug 1, 7:00am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Leftist cannibals At it again!
9   NDrLoR   ignore (0)   2020 Aug 1, 8:17am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ceffer says
free range lesbian
It's funny how lesbos always look and dress like soy men.
10   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2020 Aug 1, 8:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

She is one ugly dude.
11   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2020 Aug 1, 8:22am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

She’s a total bitch who can pretend to be nice for a duration of a show.
12   rocketjoe79   ignore (1)   2020 Aug 1, 8:27am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Shocking News!! Ellen isn't nice? I've watched a few of her interviews (to see my other favorites.) She used to be funnier, and some of her questions are downright psychopathic. Not - connected - to - humans.
13   Dholliday126   ignore (0)   2020 Aug 1, 8:43am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Someone needs to tell lesbos that the 13 year old boy look isn't really that attractive.
14   FuckCCP89   ignore (6)   2020 Aug 1, 9:14am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

You mean it was pretty at any point in the past?
15   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2020 Aug 1, 11:10am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Strange. There are some lesbians in Santa Cruz that are salt of the earth nice with no particular agenda. However, the insane ones, seething with hatred, are literally out to make the world a cauldron of misery from which nobody escapes. It is quite a contrast.

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