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Arizona woman, 18, is arrested in Hawaii for breaking state's fat ass quarantine order after posting photos on Instagram of herself at the beach just two days after she arrived.

By Al_Sharpton_for_President follow Al_Sharpton_for_President   2020 May 23, 8:30am 576 views   27 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


Police say 18-year-old Alyza Alder flew to Honolulu on May 6 and started posting photos on social media just two days later.

Hawaii has strict orders in place requiring all fat-assed women to self-quarantine for 14 days to help prevent blindness and nausea.

Under the state's order, Alder should have been in self-quarantine until at least the end of the South Beach Diet.

Police say Alder was posting photos of herself swimming at beaches in Laie and Hauula between May 8 and Wednesday.

Several car crashes and temporary loss of vision were reported after the photos were posted.

During the time she should have been quarantining, authorities say she had also been working at a restaurant in Laie.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8348625/Arizona-woman-arrested-Hawaii-breaking-states-quarantine-rules.html

1   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2020 May 23, 10:36am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

She's crushing Covid with ballast. Can't you hear the tiny, dying viral voices?
2   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2020 May 23, 12:41pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

18? Looks at least 40.
3   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2020 May 23, 12:54pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
18? Looks at least 40.


Yeah that doesn't look 18 now, and when she's actually 40 that ass'll look like she's trying to smuggle doilies in twin restaurant service bags of Bisquik.

An ass like that is my Kryptonite, I must confess. Lay flat, clamp her legs together once I'm inside, and it's over quicker than Rin with a big tittied Realdoll. Plus you can make special effects by timing your thrusts around resonant frequencies and harmonics as posted before.
4   ad   ignore (0)   2020 May 23, 1:01pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Great, now that image above is permanently stuck in my mind unfortunately.
5   just_adhom_preaching   ignore (3)   2020 May 23, 1:28pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Hawaii hates tourists. They also hate short term vacation rental owners. They are suicidal. After this is over I'm considering converting my ocean front W. Maui condo into a 60ft sailboat in E. Florida.

Governor Ige and Mayor Victorino are fucking crazy muppets.
6   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2020 May 23, 1:43pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

just_dregalicious says
Hawaii hates tourists.


Never gone because of tales of hardcore discrimination by locals against tourists. Besides active aggression, this includes playing passive aggressive games like having a casual 5-10-however long minute small talk chat with the cashier making you wait to buy your one thing and go and calling it some native Hawaiian thing.
7   Booger   ignore (7)   2020 May 23, 1:45pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

#FuckHawaii

Who needs it when you can go to Florida instead.
8   just_adhom_preaching   ignore (3)   2020 May 23, 1:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Automan Empire says
hardcore discrimination by locals


If you aren't local you get charged more for many things. When I go alone to work on my condo servers will ask if I live there and I say, "Yes, own a condo in X", then I get 20% off meals sometimes.

Then I write off half of the final cost as a business expense.
9   Shaman   ignore (2)   2020 May 23, 6:41pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Hawaii is done for tourism with this stupid order. Nobody is going to go there and quarantine for two weeks before they hit the beach.
10   ad   ignore (0)   2020 May 23, 9:00pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

just_dregalicious says
Hawaii hates tourists. They also hate short term vacation rental owners. They are suicidal. After this is over I'm considering converting my ocean front W. Maui condo into a 60ft sailboat in E. Florida.


Plenty of good places in Florida like Florida panhandle as well as cities/towns like Stuart, St Augustine, Palm Bay, Jupiter, and Key Biscayne if not the Keys islands (i.e,. Marathon, Key West, etc.).
11   SunnyvaleCA   ignore (1)   2020 May 23, 9:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

She should get 30 days in lockup WITHOUT ANY FOOD.
12   NoCoupForYou   ignore (4)   2020 May 23, 9:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

just_dregalicious says
Hawaii hates tourists. They also hate short term vacation rental owners. They are suicidal. After this is over I'm considering converting my ocean front W. Maui condo into a 60ft sailboat in E. Florida.


For about $300k, you could pick up an 15-25 year old great shape monohull or maybe a decent Catamaran for around $50-100k, a 1-2 Bedroom Waterside Condo in a building with a tie-up for $120-$250k. Florida is so damn full of boats, and people getting too old to use them, it's a smorgasboard of choice for the buyer.

I lived in a great 1BR in North Miami Beach condo with a slip for a boat, place goes for about $160k and 2 of the 5 slips were open. Bit of a haul past several bridges to the ocean, but if you're not planning on going out every weekend, not a big deal. Less if you have a motorboat and don't need to be arsed about mast clearance.
14   just_adhom_preaching   ignore (3)   2020 May 24, 11:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

NoCoupForYou says
a 1-2 Bedroom Waterside Condo in a building with a tie-up for $120-$250k.


Thanks for the tips guys! I'd been considering it as a 10 year plan but lately I've been considering moving it up to a 5 year. I've seen condos like those. Every once in awhile I day dream on google maps. I grew up on boats but we're talking lakes. Family houseboats, ski boats, sail boats. I have no idea what would be required in this case.

But. I was thinking if I could find a dumpy house and tear it down. Then maybe build a 2 or 3 bedroom on stilts with some water out back. Maybe Jupiter area. The boats I've seen are more in the 500K range. Might be too big to park at a house in which case I'd have to get a smaller boat. Then again maybe I'd just need to pay someone to dredge once in a while...
15   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2020 May 25, 10:45am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Rubes are regularly fleeced and re-cycled through condos in Hawaii. I don't know how many people I have known who "used to" own a condo in Maui etc. I have a neighbor who still does, but they keep it because they bought it some time ago and the rentals more than cover the costs. They go there for a total of maybe two weeks out of the year.
16   just_adhom_preaching   ignore (3)   2020 May 25, 11:08am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ceffer says
rentals more than cover the costs


Yeah, I've made plenty off of it so far. It throws off money. It's unique even by HI standards, I made money the day I bought it and it's paid for / no mortgage.

Concerns I'd had were: tidal waves, floods from broken pipes above, hurricanes and flooding in general, war/pandemics that would slow tourism for a time, great depressions/recessions, fires.

Never did I consider that the commie government there would try to directly fuck me. So. The more I think about it I think I'm going to keep it. I've already made a lot and if I can't do short term rentals I'm just going to keep it off the market and fuck them for extra taxes they may have made / remove housing inventory.
17   WookieMan   ignore (5)   2020 May 25, 11:14am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

ad says
just_dregalicious says
Hawaii hates tourists. They also hate short term vacation rental owners. They are suicidal. After this is over I'm considering converting my ocean front W. Maui condo into a 60ft sailboat in E. Florida.


Plenty of good places in Florida like Florida panhandle as well as cities/towns like Stuart, St Augustine, Palm Bay, Jupiter, and Key Biscayne if not the Keys islands (i.e,. Marathon, Key West, etc.).

Love the panhandle. Haven't been in a couple years, but I've spent close to a year of my life vacationing there. Navarre Beach was the go to. Have done Pensacola, Destin, Panama City and now our new favorite is St. George Island by Apalachicola. I just wish it was warmer there Dec. to Feb. I know it can be nice, but that's where southern FL takes the cake.
18   just_adhom_preaching   ignore (3)   2020 May 25, 11:20am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I'm still considering Florida too. Why not both? Having both, my other real estate holdings would mean no CA house but I don't plan on staying anyway. Watched a video about crab island last night.

Lots of condos in Maui and illegal or by permit. Mine isn't zoned but it doesn't require a permit by ordinance / is right by zoned. Pretty good chance I get to keep slinging money from it or they get their asses sued and I get to resume after that.

I'm no lawyer though but I suspect after buying in that situation, paying for their biz license etc., they can't just flip shit on you (permanently) without compensation.
19   mell   ignore (5)   2020 May 25, 11:57am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Automan Empire says
HeadSet says
18? Looks at least 40.


Yeah that doesn't look 18 now, and when she's actually 40 that ass'll look like she's trying to smuggle doilies in twin restaurant service bags of Bisquik.

An ass like that is my Kryptonite, I must confess. Lay flat, clamp her legs together once I'm inside, and it's over quicker than Rin with a big tittied Realdoll. Plus you can make special effects by timing your thrusts around resonant frequencies and harmonics as posted before.


Have to agree here. While I don't like general fatties I prefer an ass with substance and hip anytime over a flat ass (which looks too much like a boy from behind). If they are proportional and have big tits as well a little padding is not bad, just don't be a landwhale. And yes, the sound is much better too with some resonance body.
20   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2020 May 25, 12:23pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Yes, during doggie style the skinnies go thwack, thwack, thwack, while the fatties go flub, flub, flub. The pizza and fried chicken breaks with the fatties aren't bad, either.
21   mell   ignore (5)   2020 May 25, 12:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ceffer says
Yes, during doggie style the skinnies go thwack, thwack, thwack, while the fatties go flub, flub, flub. The pizza and fried chicken breaks with the fatties aren't bad, either.


good grip
22   Booger   ignore (7)   2020 May 25, 2:27pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I can't tell how big her tits are from any of those pictures.
23   mell   ignore (5)   2020 May 25, 3:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Booger says
I can't tell how big her tits are from any of those pictures.


Agreed thread needs tit pics
24   elliemae   ignore (0)   2020 May 25, 4:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

willywonka says
Several car crashes and temporary loss of vision were reported after the photos were posted.


What? No jets fell out of the sky? No snide comments about how five 767's fell to the ground, killing all two of the passengers inside each of them? WTF?
25   komputodo   ignore (3)   2020 May 28, 11:04pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

she needs to stay away from the biscuits and gravy.
26   komputodo   ignore (3)   2020 May 28, 11:05pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Booger says
I can't tell how big her tits are from any of those pictures.

I hate when that happens
27   komputodo   ignore (3)   2020 May 29, 7:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Booger says
I can't tell how big her tits are from any of those pictures.

I would bet they were small and probably fatty and not firm.....Otherwise she would be showcasing them.

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