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11 Coronavirus Jokes That Will Make You Quarantine

By WillPowers follow WillPowers   2020 May 24, 3:18pm 115 views   2 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    

1. Finland has just closed their borders.

No one will be crossing the finish line.

2. So many coronavirus jokes out there. it's a pundemic.

3. Now is not the right time to surround yourself with positive people.

4.There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens.

5. The WHO has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

6. Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?

It's a long story.

7. I'll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you'll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

8. I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspaper.

Times are rough.

9. What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?

The Wurst Kase scenario

10. Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with Covid-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

11.The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that's left is de brie.
1   SunnyvaleCA   ignore (1)   2020 May 24, 3:23pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Umm... not seeing anything ^^^ up there. edit: OK, I see them now! Thanks.

"You had corona and lost 20 pounds? Wow, I had Corona for 2 weeks, gained 15 pounds, and so finally switched to Corona Light."
2   WillPowers   ignore (0)   2020 May 24, 3:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

SunnyvaleCA says
Umm... not seeing anything ^^^ up there.

It took me some time to copy the jokes from an email.

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