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Excessive Masturbation Hurting Chinese Military


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2020 Sep 7, 8:31am   671 views  13 comments

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https://nypost.com/2017/08/25/excessive-masturbation-is-hurting-chinas-military/

To be a Little Emperor...

PLA found that 8 percent of candidates failed because of abnormalities found in their scrotum from sitting too much. Another 25 percent flunked because of blood and urine tests.

It recommended that candidates follow 10 basic principles, including exercising more, cutting out fizzy drinks and booze, limiting computer games and masturbation, not getting a tattoo and drinking clean water.

The advice was instantly mocked by users on social media microblog Sina Weibo.

“Next year they’ll be asking for circumcisions!” said one user.


This is why they have Joe Bidens & Mitt Romneys bought...to use American youth to die in the Mid East to secure oil supplies for China.

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1   Ceffer   2020 Sep 7, 9:05am  

Is that the sound of bursting blue balls that I hear? Being handed a rifle and turned into cannon fodder isn't enough?
2   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2020 Sep 7, 9:20am  

Errr....how much is excessive?
3   Ceffer   2020 Sep 7, 9:43am  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says
Errr....how much is excessive?

Somewhere between waiting for a nocturnal emission and thirty times a day. Great sages have pondered this question for ages and there is no consensus.
Flogged balls tell no tales.
4   Bd6r   2020 Sep 7, 10:04am  

TrumpingTits says
From now on I will just automatically LIKE a post of A-Fuck's that winds up in awaiting moderation.

likewise
5   Shaman   2020 Sep 7, 10:49am  

Brd6 says
TrumpingTits says
From now on I will just automatically LIKE a post of A-Fuck's that winds up in awaiting moderation.

likewise


Not I. He used to be amusing before he got the most terrible case of TDS I’ve seen in anyone. Now it’s all posts about Putin raping Trump’s butthole and I don’t need to see those.
6   thenuttyneutron   2020 Sep 7, 10:59am  

Shaman says
w it’s all posts about Putin raping Trump’s butthole and I don’t need to see those.


He will get better and recover in 4 years and 5 months.
7   just_passing_through   2020 Sep 7, 11:21am  

TrumpingTits says
From now on I will just automatically LIKE a post of A-Fuck's that winds up in awaiting moderation.


That's what I've been doing too, also for a few others, Shaman once..
8   Onvacation   2020 Sep 7, 11:21am  

Shaman says

Not I. He used to be amusing before he got the most terrible case of TDS I’ve seen in anyone. Now it’s all posts about Putin raping Trump’s butthole and I don’t need to see those.

Agreed!

He should get back to tips on how to survive cannibal anarchy.
9   just_passing_through   2020 Sep 7, 11:24am  

Like all great artists, some of his work is controversial.
10   Onvacation   2020 Sep 7, 11:28am  

In a forum where you want serious topics discussed the first thing you see should not be a graphic description of two world leaders participating in painful sadomasochistic activities.

But the hot models with DD boobies poking out is awesome.
11   Bd6r   2020 Sep 7, 11:32am  

Onvacation says
forum where you want serious topics discussed

That is most definitely NOT a description of Patnet.
And the ratio of AF's funny/TDS comments is still pretty high.
12   Booger   2020 Sep 7, 11:32am  

That's one way to beat the Chinese army... Pun intended.
13   Bd6r   2020 Sep 7, 11:34am  

Booger says
That's one way to beat the Chinese army

or at least a specific part of it

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